I have no idea why I wrote this, or what the heck it even is. I know it doesn't make any sence, but I had a lot of suger and I noticed Naruto and Bleach have a lot in common, Itachi and Byakuya especially. It's also really short so I can't waste too much of your life. and I'm not positive what 'crack' means, but I'm sure this qualifies.

Disclaimer: I own a bottle of bleach, but I don't own Bleach. I also don't own Naruto

"My anime has a pinkette with monster strength." Itachi said pouring his sake

"My anime has a pinkette that is very powerful and likes to give people stupid nick-names and break into my house." Byakuya replied as he took a cup from Itachi

Itachi : 0 Byakuya : 1

"My favorite relative hates me because she thought I hated her." Byakuya said sipping his sake

"My favorite relative hates me because he thought I hated him and killed the rest of our family." Itachi responded

Itachi : 1 Byakuya : 1

"I really loved my sister in the end" Byakuya said calming putting his cup down

"I really loved my brother in the end, and my lies sent him over the edge" Itachi said as he refilled his own cup

Itachi : 1 Byakuya : 2

"My sword turns in flowers" Byakuya said calmly looking at Itachi

"My sword bursts into flames." Itachi responded returning the stare

Itachi : 2 Byakuya : 2

"My family is one of the oldest clans in the Soul Society." Byakuya said pouring a bit of sake

"My family helped found Konoha, and they were planing a coup d'etat" Itachi replied a bit shamfully (A/N I don't know if I spelled that right)

Itachi : 2 Byakuya : 3

"I wear a black robe with a white over coat" Byakuya said

"I wear a black trech coat with red clouds" Itachi said

Itachi : 3 Byakuya : 3

"I'm totally powerful, cool, and have a lot of fan-girls" Itachi and Byakuya both said at the same time

Itachi : 2 Byakuya : 2

"The scores went down." Itachi said looking at the score board

"We both have fan-girls, hardly something to brag about." Byakuya replied

"I just have one question." Itachi said still looking at the score board

"I have one too." Byakuya added

"Erika, what kind of contest is this anyway?" Itachi asked

Um... not really sure.

"Also I want to know how are you scoring this?" Byakuya added

Um... I'm giving each of you a point everytime you say something.

"Itachi, I believe it's time for me to go." Byakuya said getting up

"Yeah, I should be going too." Itachi said leaving also

Hey, no wait! You guys still have to finish the game!

They didn't even look back.