A/N: Foxglove u da best!!1!11! i 3 u!!!!!1!! stpid prepz dnot u dar flam da stry. DIS IZ FRO REEL GOSHIKS OLNY!!!
Chapter 1
My nam iz Arsenic Belladonna Jezebel Lillith III. im Goshik, witch (haha geddit?) meens i prty much olny litsen 2 bnds lyk GC nd MCRb but i NVR LITsen 2 pozer bnds AVril Llaveen. Tht litle bich iz such a FOKKING pozer! i hav drk bloo-gry hare lyk arsenic witch is wer i got ma nam. Ma i's r lyt bloo lyk da ski butt dey mayk me loook lyk a fookking PREP sew i where red or blak contactz all da tym. every1 tellz me tht i luk lyk amy lee xcept for da hare nd im SUPER hawt. I onely r Goshik clodes, usely frm hto tpic. Fro intnce tody i waz wring a tny balck miniskrit wif GOshik on da but a blak sirt wif ltos of slts to shw ma stomak rams nd bak nd lase up bots wif blak fishnets. i waz aslo wring TLOS fo BLAck ilyner &lipstck. i liv in a howse w/ ma BFF Dezzie (shrot fro dezdumona). her nam used 2 b bufy but she chnged ti wen shee wnt Goshik lyk me. i wnt dwnstrais 2 get sum blod (im a vampyr) nd saw dezzy thre ate sum sereel. "hi bich she sed depressedy she sed. "konnichiwa" i sed ekwal depressed. "R reaper nd raven cumming tody?"
"Ya."
"Kewl." I seys.