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Your reading Citizenship's version of South Park!
Disclaimer: I don't own any South Park, Characters
Claimer: I only own the characters Dimitri Reznov and Ardy Reznov
Testaburger Household, South Park, Colorado
9:00PM
"I never knew it was going to be that easy," said Wendy to herself, "I finally gotten back at Ardy."
Wendy sat on her bed and stared at an unusual doll at the opposite end. The doll is 7 inches tall and 2 inches wide on the waist, it was a human doll that wore a camouflaged soldier uniform complete with a camouflaged helmet. It had a big smile and round green eyes which stared back at Wendy.
Hours ago, Wendy somehow sneaked into Ardy's apartment and stole the doll after a prank which made her look stupid. The doll she stole is called the Reznov doll, because it look just like John Dimitri Reznov (Ardy's Brother). Wendy took the doll and put it in her dresser, she'd had school tomorrow. "I can't wait to see the look on her face," said Wendy to herself, "I'd finally beat Wendy at her own game, I'm the vigor this time. Huzzah!!!"
The next day...
South Park Elementary School, South Park
9:00AM
In the 4th grade class, Wendy sat in her seat feeling pleased for herself. She wait for Ardy to come walking into the classroom to see her grief, but strangely, Ardy never arrived. "Hey Kyle," asked Stan, "Have you seen Ardy this morning?"
"Haven't seen her." answered Kyle, "She's probably upset about Kenny falling into a wood chipper and died, I went by her place and heard her crying."
The first bell rang and everyone quiet down when Dimitri stepped into the classroom and stood in front of everyone, he's probably the substitute teacher again since Mr. Garrison is no where to be found. He looks irritated, a sight only seen when a fellow friend or relative has been a victim of wrong doing.
"I'm your substitute again comrades," said Dimitri, "There's something I need to tell you, you may noticed Ardy is not here today. Correct?"
"Yes." said the class in unison.
"Well then, I'll tell you why." said Dimitri, "A family heirloom has been stolen, a Reznov Doll."
The class remained silent as Wendy began to get nervous, she didn't know that doll is more valuable than she thought it would. Heck, there's more than one doll in Ardy's apartment so it shouldn't be too bad right?
"You see kids, these dolls worth around $80 and are considered good luck charms by my family members." continued Dimitri, "If one gets stolen, those who stole it will get into an 'unusual' situation even if they get away of it. Just think about it, my girlfriend is comforting my sister as we speak since she's so distraught. No one should underestimate us as the thief is sitting here in this room as we speak, I know who did it and I want to see what happens next."
Cafeteria, South Park Elementary School
12:00PM
"Who would have done such a thing," said a Reznov Juvenile Army conscript near Wendy's table, "I'll open a can of whoop ass on whoever stolen from one of our own, I'll show him or her no mercy!"
Wendy began to feel uneasy as she eats her meal, the girls seemed to be talking about it more than anyone could expect. "Oh, poor Ardy." said Red, "Even though I hate her, I realized I didn't hate her that much."
"Well, maybe we 'thought' we hated her." said Bebe, "The RJA seemed to be pissed about it, I heard rumors that the last person who stolen from Ardy had died."
"How did he died?" asked Annie.
"He went insane and hung himself, the guy had been experiencing nightmares, diarrhea, and whatever that makes your life so miserable that suicide is the only option." answered Bebe, "He was perfectly healthy and he had no sign of any disease, nor did the autopsy revealed anything wrong with his insides."
Wendy suddenly began to feel queasy and gripped her butt, this seems to be unusual. "I need to go to the bathroom guys," said Wendy as she sat her hamburger down, "I'll be right back." She got on to her feet and ran for the nearest bathroom, all the girls were looking at each other in confusion as Wendy never used the bathroom awhile lunch.
"When you got to go, you got to go." commented Bebe as she suck on apple juice.
In the unisex bathroom, Wendy quickly hopped onto a toilet and released a massive discharge of liquified fecal matter. Someone peeing in the urinal heard her moans and the discharges, that person quickly zipped up his pants and walked out of the bathroom.10 minutes later, Wendy finished using the toilet and flushes it.
"Oh my god, what did I ate?" she asked herself. When she left the bathroom, the toilet clogged and water began spilling onto the floor and then into the emergency flood drain. When Wendy got back, Bebe asked her "Why did you take so long?" All that Wendy could think of is, "Let's say it's explosive, I think the school needs a new toilet."
Her friends laughed, though a bit embarrassed Wendy let it passed by. However, her eyes went big and she ran out of the cafeteria again – and ran straight back into the bathroom.
Testaburger Household, South Park
3:00PM
"That was the worse day of school in my life," thought Wendy as she sat her backpack near the foot of her bed, "Stuck sitting on the toilet for 3 hours is bad, I hope things won't get any worse." Soon she suddenly got a headache, it was a surprise as it struck her like a sledgehammer. "Why me?" she asked herself.
She stumbles into her bathroom and washed her face, it didn't seemed to help the headache as she thought it would. Before she left the bathroom, another diarrhea attack caused her to glue herself onto the toilet and unleash all of her intestinal contents. After 20 brutal minutes, she flushes the toilet and walks back to her room.
The phone rang and Wendy answered it, it was Stan as usual. "Hey babe, it's me." says Stan, "Are you feeling okay?"
"Why are you asking me that?" asked Wendy.
"Someone claimed that he saw you leaving the bathroom when school is over," said Stan, "The place reeks and a toilet is clogged up, I haven't seen you since lunch and I'm concerned about you Wendy. Are you okay?"
"I'm fine Stan," lied Wendy, "Have you heard from Ardy?"
"She's a bit emotional when I came over at her place to check up on her," said Stan, "Dimitri's girlfriend said that Ardy's boyfriend is enraged, and is out finding the thief. Personally Wendy, if this was a prank it's gone too far and Dimitri claims some 'unusual' situations will happen to the perpetrator."
"I need to ask you something personal," continued Stan, "Do you 'really' hate Ardy that much?"
"Um, no not really," lied Wendy again, "I do hate her but I do respect her, I hope."
"Well... I'll see you at school tomorrow then," said Stan, "Bye."
"Bye."
The next day...
For some reason, Wendy can't sleep. She was having horrible nightmares about her greatest fears, one nightmare made her woke up in the middle of the night. This nightmare made her stay awake until morning.
At 7:30, Wendy felt exhausted and could barley move. "What a night," she said to herself, "Urg, head still hurts." She muster herself out of bed and walks into the bathroom to take a shower, when she took off her panties she was horrified to find that the inside was stained with blood.
She knew this wasn't a menstruation cycle, as there should be spots and not one giant blood splatter. "MOM!!!" screamed Wendy. Her parents came running into the bathroom in a few seconds, "What is it honey?" asked her mom. When she saw the bloody underwear, Dimitri's cousins in Russia heard her scream like hell.
After rushing Wendy to Hell's Pass Hospital, the doctor took a good look at Wendy's vagina and sighed. "There's doesn't appear to be anything wrong with your daughter Mr. and Mrs. Testaburger," he said, "Despite the blood everywhere."
"What do you mean there's nothing wrong!?!" screamed Mrs. Testaburger.
"What do I look like, a gynecologist?" asked the the doctor.
South Park Elementary School, South Park
12:00PM
When Wendy finally arrived to school (after getting dressed), everyone questioned each other about her absence when she sat in the table and didn't say anything. "Wendy," asked Bebe, "Are you alright?"
"Had a really bad case of a bloody discharge from my vagina overnight," said Wendy, "The doctor says there's no sign of a cause of why it happened."
"Wow, sound's like you just had a bad day." said Red.
"And it's about to get worse," said Wendy as she gripped her butt, "Bathroom!" She jumped off the bench and ran straight back to the unisex bathroom, it was a major surprise but they don't know what's going on. Once inside the bathroom, she hopped right onto the toilet and unloaded her load for a few seconds.
Wendy calms down and then hops off the toilet, then she began to have severe pain in her stomach and regurgitated. After she puked onto the floor she stared at the vomit in shock, it had a Grey color to it and she hadn't ate anything Grey lately. "What's happening to me!?!" she cried.
A kid sitting in the next stall took out a video camera and manage to record Wendy going insane, he somehow sneaked it under the stall and aimed it at Wendy as she sit on the toilet puking and crapping in the same time. The combination of Nausea and Diarrhea has taken it's toll, after flushing the toilet Wendy got off of it – and passed out on the floor.
30 minutes later...
That kid who witness and videotape the scene rushed her to the Nurses Office, the nurse did nothing but sat her on a cot and went back to work. So the kid sat next to Wendy side until she woke up, with a massive head and stomach ache, "Whoa, what happened?" asked Wendy to herself.
"You literally unleashed a whole lot of crap in the bathroom," said the kid, "You're lucky I got you to safety."
Wendy looked at the kid and noticed he was wearing an RJA uniform, the kid turns out to be Ardy's boyfriend Fred Tamaharch. Fred handed Wendy a trash can and she puked in it, next he handed Wendy a glass of water and she drank the entire glass dry. "Try not to puke so much," said Fred, "You'll damage your esophagus and try not to poo as well or you'll dehydrate yourself."
"Fred? What's happening to me?" asked Wendy, "I can't control some of my bodily functions anymore."
"You don't appear sick, even though you showed a violent case of the flu." noted Fred, "And I heard about the bloody underwear as well, Bebe told me."
"Oh crap, there goes my reputation." moaned Wendy.
"Girl, I would laugh my ass off watching you suffer without offending you." said Fred, "But since you passed out, it's not funny anymore. Your parents are going to take you home, just sit tight until they arrive."
Wendy stared at the ceiling and tried her best to go back to sleep, but when she did she began to have vivid nightmares again.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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