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Mr. Banner's Twilight

Chapter 1

Mr. Banner's POV

I hummed merrily to myself. Today is going to be a good day I thought to myself. My spirits were high and I wasn't sure exactly why I was such in a good mood.

Maybe it was because I won that poker game last night, or that I was wearing my favorite tie. My thoughts drifted to the day I had ahead of me. This high school was so small I only had to teach was a few classes.

I fished the classroom keys out of my pocket and shoved them in the lock. I turned it and opened the door to see the dark room. It looked even gloomier without the lights. I sighed and flipped the switch to my left up. The room was filled with pods seating two each, and my small lonely desk displayed in the front of the classroom.

Sitting at my desk I realized I still had papers to correct. I was suppose to bring them home this weekend but didn't due to laziness.

My class started same as usual, very chatty. The students murmured in whispers mostly things they did this weekend, I assumed. "Okay, okay class has started" I said loud enough for the punks in the back of the room to hear. I began my lesson… nobody seemed too interested in atoms and subatomic particles.

After my first two classes in the morning I wondered how I could have been in a good mood this morning to begin with. This day was going to suck just like the rest of them. Why was I a science teacher? My dream was to become the next big rock star. I gave up too easily.

Finally I got a break during lunch; hopefully nobody would come in asking for help. That way I could eat my turkey sandwich in peace. I did eat my sandwich in peace, thankfully. And when the first bell rang I heard commotion in the hallway. My biology class was coming. The first student to come in was Eric Yorkie.

"Hello, sir" he greeted me smiling. I couldn't believe he was smiling. What kid could be happy about being here?

"Hey Eric" I put on my 'I love this job' act.

The students started piling in. I wasn't really paying attention until I saw a new face enter the classroom with Angela Webber at her side. I immediately remembered that I was getting a new student today. How could have I forgotten? That's probably the most that's happened here since the Cullen's moved here. What a weird family they are. But I can't complain they all have excellent marks in all their classes.

So this was Isabella Swan. She looked normal, nothing special, just plain brown hair and brown eyes. I sighed mentally, she better not expect special treatment just because she's the daughter of the cop's kid.

Angela walked to her seat, leaving Isabella to search the faces of the class. All the guys were watching her, but I followed her gaze to the back of the room. She was staring at Edward Cullen. I almost laughed out loud, she was wasting her time. Everyone, even the teachers, knew that Edward didn't date. We just figured he was gay or something, I mean he could get any girl in school if he wanted to but he's still single.

Edward stared at her, no glared at her. Pink covered her cheeks and she looked away. She must have thought she wasn't getting enough attention today because she stumbled on her way here. Amanda sitting in the front of the class giggled at her klutziness. I rolled my eyes, signed her slip and handed her a book. It looked like everyone already knew who she was, she didn't need introducing.

Once I began my lecture on cellular anatomy I realized why Cullen was so angry. He didn't want to share a lab table. What a spoiled brat. He got everything he wanted, money, and looks and now he couldn't have his stupid little lab table to himself and he was mad. He was leaned away from her as if she were some rotting fish thrown at him. I wanted to go and tell him to suck it up but resisted and continued my lesson.

Edward wasn't looking too good by the end of class. He looked like he was in pain. Maybe he was coming down with something. Or maybe I was getting too worried about my students. Why should I care about who makes it through high school or not? Somebody had to work at fast food restaurants.

After the longest hour of my life, the bell finally rang. Edward was the first to leave the classroom practically running; he was probably going to go throw up. Isabella on the other hand took her lovely time and found a buddy to walk her to gym. Mike Newton… I hated that kid. He was really annoying and too chatty.

That was that. My day was over thank God. I took my things and practically skipped out of school. Great, now I needed to check papers. This was going to be fun.

Yeah that was kind of weird. But I couldn't help but write that. I hope I made you laugh. If I didn't that's okay, your loss.