The Reign of the Evil Mind Control Chips
One day, at a carnival, there was a strange woman in a dress. She went up to a gypsy woman to hear her future. But the signs were not good. There was an evil being which was terrorizing the Smash Mansion and the woman in the dress and her pink companion were the only ones who could stop it.
This is the tale of truth, courage and destiny. A tale of two heroines. A tale that is so horrific, the first time you look at it will be your last. Our heroines are great and wonderful in power. They are famed by people who play their games and Super Smash Brothers. And our heroines are…
Peach and Jigglypuff!
CHAPTER 1: Le Start
'Twas a fine day in the Smash Mansion.
Zelda was cooking.
Luigi was being taunted.
Falcon was ruining his reputation.
And all the kids were around the TV screen, playing their video games.
Though, today was special.
Today was Non-Evilness day in the Smash Mansion.
No-one could be evil to anyone.
So really, Falcon shouldn't be wrecking his reputation, Luigi shouldn't be taunted, and Zelda shouldn't be cooking.
Some of the villains, like Bowser, were very kind today.
Even Mewtwo was generous.
For once, he was not shutting down the power, or making glitches in the PC system.
Even the Pokemon were happy.
"Jig jig iggly jig jig! (Translated: Mewtwo is even giving us chips!)" Said Jigglypuff.
"Pika pika chu, pika? (Translated: Does Mewtwo even eat chips?)" Said Pikachu.
Before Pikachu realised the truth, he dropped, unconscious to the floor.
Peach walked up to Yoshi, wishing to bite his tail.
"Arararararara!" said Yoshi, frantically.
Yoshi hid in the fridge.
Footsteps.
Peach's over-joyful voice.
Closer…
Closer…
Yoshi leant back on the 3rd shelf in the fridge.
Through the tunnel he went, until it came to a secret entrance to Kirby's room.
Suddenly, the lights went out, and the door was frozen by an unknown force.
Mewtwo walked around the hallway.
Offering everybody chips.
Mewtwo had a dark secret.
If his chips were eaten by anybody, they would be under Mewtwo's control.
He had given a chip to everybody except Yoshi, and he had shut down the power.
"I SEEK YOUR KNOWLEDGE, MORTALS," said Mewtwo, "YOU SHALL ALL GIVE ME YOUR BRAINS!"
Everyone did as Mewtwo said.
"PEACH AND JIGGLYPUFF! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" said Mewtwo.
Mewtwo lifted the top of Peach's head, and saw there was no brain.
Mewtwo did the same with Jigglypuff, and also found no brain.
"NUEEZ!111" said Mewtwo, "SOMEONE CAN STOP ME! AAAARRGH!"
Peach and Jigglypuff started to sing "Happy Birthday" in Italian.
Mewtwo teleported away in frustration, saying something along the lines of "You evil nitwits".
Peach and Jigglypuff sang "Yankee Doodle" into the Smash Mansion intercoms.
Mewtwo called it a day.
To be continued…