The Black Death is Stronger Than Jet

by Eysabelle Perfume

Well, it's true. It is just super strong. At long last, the EXPLOSIVE sequel to "Jet Black Is Stronger Than Death"! Rated M to separate the boys from the men. Can you take it? Yeah. I didn't think so.

The Black Death is Stronger than Jet

By Milady Eysabelle Perfume Holmes

It was the Middle Ages. It was on the Spaceship Buboes. There were three cowboys and a kid and a dog. People know it now through legend forever more as…

COWBOY BUBOES!

Jet got the plague first. It was from Ein. Ein had fleas, cos Ein a dog, right?

Jet: Oh dear God God in heaven what is the matter with me? I feel sick and this thing on the side of my neck like a pool ball under my skin except pool not invented yet?

Ed: It is thee Black Deathe! Yoiks! Eye shall run now from it!

Faye: Mother Mary! To the convent goeth I!

Spike: Forsooth, mofo, I outta here now! Oh hey there Vicious. Go kiss Jet.

Vicious: No.

Ein: Barke! Th' herald angels sing!

And so Jet he died from the Black Death all alone and nobody cared.

The END