Transformers Multiply Energon.
Energon ran out on the Transformers home planet so they came here. Humans naturally emit Energon, because we perceive it as Imagination and Life, a Limitless Never Ending Ocean of Infinite Knowledge and Possibilities. To Transformers its Electricity. To Humans its Thoughts, Beliefs, Actions. The Earliest Transformers, came here to find the best way they could extract the Energon from Humans, was to Assist them. Most Commonly known there were the AutoBots and Decepticons, finding the best way they could extract Energon from Humans was to Transform into Vehicles and Giant Robots to Transport and Protect the Humans. 3 more previously unknown species include. TeleTrons: These Transformers Found the best way to extract Energon from Humans was to Inspire them, by bringing them Information, based on what they wanted, & the truth about what was going on around them. They hide as Screens, Speakers, MP3 Players, Phones, Monitors, Etc. Then their are ConTrollers & ComFormers: They were TransFormers that found the best way to extract Energon from Humans was to Bridge the Language gap between the TeleTrons & the Humans in the most efficient and fluid manner. They hide as Remotes, Controllers, Mice, Keyboard, Touchscreen, Voice Command, Cameras. Then there are the BongFormers: These Transformers found the best way to extract the Energon from the Humans was to Invent MJ, and disguise Themselves as Bongs. One of the earliest BongFormers was the PokeBall. Just a water proof, airtight orb that stored the Bong water in the bottom half, and kept the top half open storage space, for Smokables & Lighter. Later versions had built in lighters. Later versions used a Battery Powered, Hot Plate Vaporizer Bowl. Later versions had built in Radios. Then Built in MP3 Players, then Screens in the top Half of the PokeBall. Touchscreen Games/Music/Movies/Enternet, USB for Sync & ConTrollers/Comformers. Wifi/Satelite, Loud Speakers, Aux/Earphone Jack. Micro Solar Paneled Fiber Glass Tops. Eventually, we just scrolled down a list of not only Smokable Treats, but Edible Treats, Selected, and they were transported Into the PokeBall.
Energon ran out on the Transformers home planet so they came here. Humans naturally emit Energon, because we perceive it as Imagination and Life, a Limitless Never Ending Ocean of Infinite Knowledge and Possibilities. To Transformers its Electricity. To Humans its Thoughts, Beliefs, Actions. The Earliest Transformers, came here to find the best way they could extract the Energon from Humans, was to Assist them. Most Commonly known there were the AutoBots and Decepticons, finding the best way they could extract Energon from Humans was to Transform into Vehicles and Giant Robots to Transport and Protect the Humans. 3 more previously unknown species include. TeleTrons: These Transformers Found the best way to extract Energon from Humans was to Inspire them, by bringing them Information, based on what they wanted, & the truth about what was going on around them. They hide as Screens, Speakers, MP3 Players, Phones, Monitors, Etc. Then their are ConTrollers & ComFormers: They were TransFormers that found the best way to extract Energon from Humans was to Bridge the Language gap between the TeleTrons & the Humans in the most efficient and fluid manner. They hide as Remotes, Controllers, Mice, Keyboard, Touchscreen, Voice Command, Cameras. Then there are the BongFormers: These Transformers found the best way to extract the Energon from the Humans was to Invent MJ, and disguise Themselves as Bongs. One of the earliest BongFormers was the PokeBall. Just a water proof, airtight orb that stored the Bong water in the bottom half, and kept the top half open storage space, for Smokables & Lighter. Later versions had built in lighters. Later versions used a Battery Powered, Hot Plate Vaporizer Bowl. Later versions had built in Radios. Then Built in MP3 Players, then Screens in the top Half of the PokeBall. Touchscreen Games/Music/Movies/Enternet, USB for Sync & ConTrollers/Comformers. Wifi/Satelite, Loud Speakers, Aux/Earphone Jack. Micro Solar Paneled Fiber Glass Tops. Eventually, we just scrolled down a list of not only Smokable Treats, but Edible Treats, Selected, and they were transported Into the PokeBall.
...Their Children: Movies, Music, Art, Entertainment, Food, Family, Friends, MJ, DJ, Titties.
Their Prophets: BongFormers, MJ, DJ, Rapper,Titties.
Humans are their saviors! ...Or are they ours?