"Bamz bamz bamz us wuz kangz n sheitzz nigga kk k kk k knazgz n sheitz i swear i kid yo nawt we wuz dat hawt stuff uh huh uh huh ya no what i'm sayin' ya no what i'm fuckkking sayin' ayo hol up hop up take dat niggas smf tbh fam white people sheeeeeeeitz."

Hachiman was at the newly opened KFC. Ever since the store was opened, crime rate has increased by 400% in the neighborhood. Hachiman swears that he thought it was compton at first.

"Smackkkkkkkkkk datttt yas quaynz n kangz n shawtys slaynnnnnnnnnnnnn nigga dat ho wit da booty mmmm liek dat gud shit gud shtit guuuuuuuud sheeeeeeeeit deez nutz nigga holla! Git dem nigga ha ha ah ha ah huahue huahue."

"Pass dem newportz dumbazz nigger shit nigger yo da realest nigger my man Tyronez here errbody all eyez on him hisa gud boi gud boi fo real an gud boi he pazz dem joints all around nawt liek spooktastic uncer tomz bitchnigga coonpanzee Sheriff Clarke! Man fuck dat fake azz nigga me swear if me n company git me hands on him…"

"We will act all niggerish on him! Roflmao! !"

Everyone snickered and sniggered and smacked their lips to the beat of Lil Uzi Vert.

"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lookit dat looooooooooooookit dat niggas n gentlemenz lookit dat fucccing white boi smf nigga get the fuck outta mi crib ya dumbass crackkkkkka fuck u n ur fam nigga better giiiiiiiiiiit the fucccccccccc outta me sight or else i beat yo azz. Real sheeeit!"

Hachiman realsied that his life is in danger.

So he thought out a plan to fool the unintelligent monkeys.

"Halt! Lynch me not, for i am prophet Hachiman."

The niggers stared at him silently. Hachiman's palms were sweaty. He had or pull it off flawlessly else risk getting lynched.

"I am prophet Hachiman, messenger of the Egyptian gods. I am here to tell every brothas and sistas to put aside your differences and act like true kings and queens."

"Big up! Respekt fo our profet Hachinig ma homies letz put dem respektz on."

"Hachiman the great, Hachiman the realsest!" The niggers kneeled upon Hachiman and begged for forgiveness.

Just then Sheriff Clarke got inTO THE KKKFC and shot every last nigger rate is reduced to zero and Sheriff Clarke becomes the CEO of KFC after saving the company billions in cleaners, air fresheners and barricades.