Author's Notes: This is a non-canon what if pairing idea that jumped into my head.
No Man's Land?
by Mamoru's Playmate
Prologue
"Darcy, I need those readings from last night for Mr. Stark."
"I see you're a little demanding this morning, Janey-poo."
"DARCY! How many times have I told you not to call me that at work?"
"Sorry, Jane."
"I don't want people around here to know that I work with my girlfriend. So, can I have those readings that came in from the computers last night. I know that we had some off the wall activity."
"Well, while I was walking by the copy room earlier I heard that we have a visitor. And the girls talking about the visitor didn't care whether he's an alien or not, they just want to know what it would be like to fondue with him."
"Sounds like Stark is going to have a new buddy to show around to all his women."
"Jane! You know he's not really like that; he has Pepper for when he wants some real fun."
"Pepper is his personal assistant aka surrogate mother and she get paid well to take out the trash in the morning."
"That's kinda harsh, Jane. I like Pepper and I think she's a very nice person and she's not a mother to Mr. Stark."
"You could have fooled me, Darc! Last I checked she was still taking out the trash in the morning and running the company while he's out playing Mr. Super Hero."
"And here is our Astrophysics Lab," said an all too familiar feminine voice.
"Astrophysics? What is that," replied a masculine voice.
"Well, I'll let our Head Astrophysicist Dr. Jane Foster explain what it is, Mr. Odinson."
"I told you that you can call me Thor."
"Okay, Thor," and Pepper walked over to Jane, "This is Jane." Thor's eyes lit up instantly as he looked upon her.
"Hi," he said sheepishly as he was lost for words.
"So, what is a beautiful maiden such as yourself doing here and not at home?"
"Ha ha ha ha," laughed Darcy. "Um I'm sorry if nobody has given you the memo yet, but this is the twenty-first century and women do more then slave away for a man nowadays."
"I don't see women as slaves, they usually take care of the home, raise children and some even become warriors."
"What you described is the typical male attitude towards women. We are equals. To stay at home and be expected to cook, clean and raise the children is how men justify not calling it slavery when it really is," fired off Darcy.
"Enough! DARCY! Can you please go get me those readings I asked you for twenty minutes ago?
I'm really sorry about Darcy she had a really bad childhood and gets touchy when people assume that a woman's role as housewife is still alive in today's day and age." Darcy runs off to go get Jane her readings.
"No offense taken. I see things have changed a lot in the last thousand years so please beg my pardon as I do not understand the changes of man."
"Jane, I'm sure you'll want to study Mr. Thor here. As we don't know where he came from or why and there might be some connection with her computers going nuts last night," said Pepper.
"I don't think my other half would like that very much, Pepper, if I studied Thor. I think I might already be in the doghouse when I get home tonight."
"Here are your readings, Jane! Now if you please I think I need my break now I'll see you later."
"Well, there went my help. Knowing her, she won't come back until it's time to go home tonight. So, to start," questioned Jane.
Thor smiled at Jane as she was lost in thought.
"If you must know why I have come here in the first place it's because I am connected to your world in ways I can not explain. It is in painnnnnnn," said Thor as he doubled over and fell to the floor. "I feel it's pain and hurts."
Jane rushed to his side and realized that this guy was not normal in any sense of the word. Nor was he normal either. "Pepper, I think I'm going to need the guys to help me down here."
"JARVIS scan our friend here for medical help, then give advice for treatment," Pepper called to the air.
"Scanning …. …. …. …. …. …. There is nothing physically wrong with Mr. Odinson, it appears that his pains are psychosomatic. Further scanning indicates that his weapon is not made of any material know to man and seems to be enchanted. Maybe if he where separated from his weapon the pains would go any. That is my analysis Miss Potts."
"Thank you, JARVIS. Okay, Thor, let go of your hammer and you should feel better," said Pepper.
"Mjolnir is never to leave my side..."
"But you want the pain to stop don't you," asked Jane.
"Aye, but thy true mother sent me here to Midgard on a mission and I must help her."
"I didn't say to put Mjolnir down forever just for a little bit. I understand that you're connection with it is strong and sometimes when a bond is to strong it weakens the user."
Thor looked at Jane and knew that she was right. "Maybe I could put Mjolnir down for a little bit."
"You can leave it here in my lab. Don't worry it'll be safe."
"I have no need to worry. Only he who shall be worthy may only wield Mjolnir." With that said Thor looked for a spot that was out of way to put Mjolnir down. When Thor let go of Mjolnir and began to walk away unknown to him his clothes vanished and left him with bearing all that he had for the world to see including his massive hard on.
"Jane, I'll be right back," said Pepper as ran out of lab.
Jane took off her lab coat and offered it to Thor, "Here until something else can be found for you to put on."
"Is my body that offensive?"
"No, it's very nice actually, but other people could walk in at any moment and get the wrong idea."
"I understand, Lady Jane." And Thor took the offered lab coat and Jane buttoned it up for him.
"So, I take it you're not from here?"
"Nay, after mine father died his wife told me of mine true origins. 'Tis the realm of mine birth, but not the realm in which I lived. Mine father broke his own law and had an affair with the Goddess of Midgard. I am the product of their union. I also have many younger siblings including mine evil step brother Loki. Mine father's wish was for me to become king. Mine is to find mine self a princess while I am here on mine mission from mine true mother."
"So, you're telling me that your mother is Gaia?"
"Aye, you know her?"
"She is considered a myth to most people as you are. There are people who still worship her though."
"Do you worship her, Lady Jane?"
"Since I am a female and she is considered to be also known as Mother Nature and females are known to be in with nature more then our male counterparts and she does discriminate against who one loves I'd say yes. Other people may look down upon me and claim that I worship a false god I really don't care."
Then Darcy returned from her break. "Holy shit! Jane what the hell is going on here?"
"Darcy, it's so nice of you to return!"
"Where did Pepper go?"
"Hopefully to raid Tony's closet for some clothes that may fit our friend here."
"So, why is he pitching a really huge tent, Jane?"
"I'm not completely sure, Darcy, why don't you ask him yourself?"
"Jane, sometimes I really don't know about you. You say that men don't interest you, but we have a naked man in the lab with a very predominate boner and you're fawning all over him. I thought we were an item!"
"Darcy, what did I say about talking about our relationship while we are at work? I don't care if the others know that I'm not into guys, I just don't want them to know that my assistant is also my girlfriend!"
"Well, on my way back Tony asked me to ran an errand for him if it's okay with you, Jane, since Pepper is busy."
"Go ahead I have everything under control in the lab anyways," and with that said Darcy left.
To Be Continued … … …