The kids bedtime with grandpa, a family guy fanfic

. "One day a salamander and a pig were friends. They were messing with a app called speak pig typed in "PIZZA PIZZA". The salamander typed in lyrics from the song timber. Until One of them typed in.. Haters gonna hate. Then the iPad went crazy. It flopped on the ground and said "IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN A CELL DUDE. GET IN." So they went in the cage and it exploded. Because there was a creeper. Their friendship though stood. The creeper had a rocket launcher. And killed KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" said the kid. "A really good bedtime story son." said grandpa. He then shot grandpa with an Ak-47 Then the kid took his Grandpa's money and went to Kissy's pizza. He bought a cheese pizza with extra extra anchovies. He went back to the house and took off the anchovies and shoved them in the grandpas mouth. The grandpa choked and got up. The boy shot him again. Then he took more money. Went then to Subway and shot everyone there and that started the apocalypse. That was lucky he thought. So he killed himself. " WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid. He knifed grandpa and took his money. He went to his neighbor fovers house. Fover wasn't there so Fovers mom told him what had happened, and this is how it happened. Foooooooooooooooooooo Vv Errrrr." Said his mom. Fover had ran away the other day. He was hiding in a cave where the dead people live. "Dead people don't live here." Said Fover as he was lying in a lake of blood. Then all of a sudden a spider came out of his mouth and

then before his eyes he started sicking spiders. His eyes melted and his skin turned into a skeleton. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Yelled fover as he woke up in his own bed that was rad red. "Me alive." Said fover in a squeaky squirrel voice. Then a skull came through his ceiling and he died and went to the Nether. The devil came out and started dancing around the lava and fell in and died then teleported to heaven witch made the devil good and the angel bad. "Fover is dead?" Said fover in a question. George Washington passed on a horse and gave a cherry tree a thwack with his strong axe. "Hold it hold it hold it." George said after he accidentally chopped off Fovers head.

Red streamer blew out of his head and he fell down to the nether. The devil(the good devil) popped out and said, "George killed you?" "yeah." I said. "Alright already." the kid said. Fovers Mother closed the door. the kid left. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid. "OKAY we don't m want to start this up again. Look I don't want to be shot or knifed so dont start that again OKAY!" Said the grandpa.

now look, this story is so weird right now. It will get weirder and you will see why.

"Alright grandpa." said the kid. "But can you tell me a new story in the jeffery series?" Said the kid. "Yes." whispered grandpa. Jeffrey the Pig, By luke keller. One day when the minecraft world was created, Jeffrey spawned. Jeffrey is a Pig. He looked around and saw his mother and father. Behind them was... a person. The person was mining a tree. He looked at my mother and father. He took out a wooden sword. I squealed and squealed trying to get their attention. Then there was a creeper. It was like the creeper saved the day. It blew up the person! I did not know what happened to him. There was just smoke. This was the weirdest thing.

5 years later

One morning I just wanted to explore the world of minecraft. So I asked my mother and father if I could. "Yes." Said father. Mother shook her head. "What if he gets you." Said mother. "That's true." Said father. I looked confused at them. "Who?" I said. "St - Steve." Said the both of them. "Was it that guy that blew up when I was born?" I asked. "Yes." Said mother. "Fine" I said. But, when I ran to my room, I got out! I ran and ran and ran. Then I took a break panting for air. I gulped there was Steve. "Hello little Piggy." Said Steve. I saw a cave, I ran into the cave. "HEY COME BACK HERE!" Yelled Steve. Then Steve ran down the cave too. Jeffrey could hardly see anything, But he kept going. Then there was a opening he ran out. He took a peek in the cave... no one was there. "That was clos - YIKES! It's NIGHT!" I ran back home once I got home there was a sign. It said:

Dear Pig I was chasing in the cave,

I have your mom and dad. If you want to see them again, you MUST come to me.

Signed, Steve

noT MOTHER AND FATHER! I yelled. I ran to Steve's house, I looked into the window. I saw my mother and father. I ran back, I called my cousins. The chickens. After the call, they were here. I told them everything, they said "ok, lets go." We went to Steve's house, we stopped at the door and opened it... And there was mother and father. "Mother! Father!" I said. "Shhh.." They said. Steve was coming down the stairs. I grabbed mother and father. "COME ON!" I said. "WHO'S THERE?!" Steve said. We rushed out the door, scared. We ran and ran, Steve was behind us, we ran to the chickens house. We stopped and hid. Once Steve got there, we were hidden already. Once he was gone, we got out of our hiding place. We all did what we use to do. Intill, I went outside again. There was a new sign. It was by our cousin's house. It said:

Help us!

I knew that Steve was up to no good. I went into their house... And there were FEATHERS! I started to cry. I ran back home, I told mother and father what happened. They cried too. We all were here. "WHY!" I said. I had to stop Steve... noW!

Chapter 2/ The last chapter

"LET'S GO!" I yelled. We sneaked into Steve's house. . "What about the dog?" Said mother. A dog started to growl. "I got this." Said father. "Are you sure?" I said. "Yes." Said father. "Come on, Jeffrey!" Mother said. We looked EVERYWHERE. But, we did not know where Steve was. But - we did not look upstairs. We walked upstairs, slowly. What we saw was the worst thing in the world.. Medusa. A cat was near it and turned to stone. We were really scared and turned away from Medusa. Medusa sat there, looking at our backs, waiting for us to turn around. Then we heard a "slash!" and turned around. There was Medusa's body and head on the staircase. And a Pig with a diamond helmet and a diamond sword in his mouth. "Ya'll better get going! The stranger said, "or he'll come get your pork! What ya do'in here?" "We are killing Steve!" I said, "What's your name?" After that sentence, a figure creeped up on us. "What did you sssssssssay?" The figure said. "My name is Dr. Porkinstain!" He said it fast and ran for cover. We followed him. "Sssssssssssssssssssss.. BOOM!" The creature blew up! We went to see the destruction. When we got out, father was coming up the stairs with a dead dog. "I got him!" He said. We all teamed up and ran to a door, it was closed. My dad backed up, and charged at the door. It bashed the whole thing down. Steve was in there, ready to kill. But we ran! And tackled him, and tied him up. "Hey! Stop! Quit it!" Said Steve. Dr. Porkinstain came in and.. BAM! We done it.

2 days later..

It was a funeral for Steve, and we didn't go. Only his pets did. We stayed home, because we were finally a happy family. We were playing games, and lots of other stuff. Plus, Dr. Porkinstain joined our family too.

The end

Mostly from my first adventures, Chapter 1 and 2, Jeffrey has more adventures.

Chapter 1 Stealer

"Bleh!" I said, "Did you really win? How?"

"Yeah, look. 3 of my legs are over the line." Said my new friend Horse, "Go again?" "Sure." I said, squinting. We raced again, Horse won, again, Horse won. "Okay. I'm tired. Follow me, we could find a cool hide out or something." I said trying to get him away from the race. I suddenly heard neighing and kicking. I turned around and there was a girl, on Horse with a sword in her hand. She saw me. "Oink?" I nervously said. She got of the horse, coming to me. My mouth dropped. Oh no. What's going to happen to me? I thought. Then, so surprising, she held out my favorite food. A carrot. "Oink! Oink oink!" I said. "OINK!" Then out of the blue sky came a figure. I squinted to get a better look. It was a guy. "Who are you guys? Tell me!" I said. "I'm ICloud. Who are you little Piggy? I just Looooovvvveee Pigs." He said. "My name is Jeffrey." I said. "Whos sh-" The girl was gone with Horse. "She?! She is really a HE. The ruler of the Cow Kingdom. He's just in a costume. He is my arch nemesis. Oh.." said Jeffery. "Can I help you to defeat him? I got some guys back at my place." "Yeah. LETS DO THIS!" ICloud proudly said.

Chapter 2 Stuck!

I went back to my place, got Dr. Porkinstain. He just woke up so I will have to wake him up to ready mode. We thought we would walk, but ICloud had a cloud that flew us super fast to the castle. The castle was really a Big cow head and a crown on the top. The cow guards looked at us. "Its ICloud! Capture him!" They said. They ran to us. "ATTACK!" They raged and came at us. "Cloud! Help us!" ICloud said. The cloud rushed down picked us up and took us up. "RAIN STORM!" He screamed. Lightning struck down, with rain washing them out. Then they were gone. We safely got into the castle. Lots of things were on the wall. There was a throne, and over the top of it said "IClouds body here" pointing down. We ripped it down and wrote "King Cows body here". "Ha ha ha! Thats some good royalty! Ha ha ha haa!" ICloud laughed, "Even in his own castle too! Ha ha ha ha ahhh.."."Yeah! Thats hilarious! Hey guys, whats wron-" I looked up. I saw what they were looking at. It was King Cow. "What are you doing, ICloud?" He said. "I'm sitting in YOUR throne. Ha! What are you going to do? Call your mom? Ha ha ha!" ICloud said. "Yes I am." He said, "MOM!" Then came a lady that was super strong. She jumped off and landed with rocks of the castle everywhere. She bashed the pillars down accross the enterence. She almost made a battle ring. Then she took a strike. Bash! Pow! OOF! ICloud had been kicked off and past the pillars. "ICloud!" I said. "I'm coming!" Ran past King Cows mom, jumped so high I almost touched the edge of the platform. Then I couldnt hold the air. I stumbled, and heard a crack

. And suddenly started to close my eyes. After one blink, I was in a cage. I saw what happened to my leg. It was broken.

Chapter 3 Attack!

After being stuck in a cage for 2 days I was hopeless. I knew I was never getting out. But I saw.. iCLOUD! I hope he saw us. I was having neck cramps from sleeping. He barged in breaking everything. He broke all the pillars, picked us up and took off faster than ever. Once we got out, we saw the whole castle collapse. Cows running everywhere accross the land. But they fought back. Spears and fire and canapoltes all launched at us. We were out numbered. Cloud did a couple lightning strikes at trees and catapults to start a Pig fire. But there was King Cow ready.

He was in a Pig suit. He stomped over to us. The head of the suit was up to our hight. He took his Pig suit sword and tried to slash us. "THATS IT! I'M DONE WITH THIS! AAAAAAHHHH!" Cloud plowed him in his suit. We heard a sound. It was like "Ssssssssssssssss...". Then we saw what. Explosives, everywhere blowing up. BOOOOOOSSHHMMMM! BBBBBBLLLLLLOOOOOOMMMMM! We all shaked. The suit fell over. POOOOOOF... We didn't find the body of King Cow.

Jeffrey the Pig

in the Hungry Games

Introduction

Jeffery the Pig is a great Pig. Also with his friend ICloud. They met in Jeffreys further adventures. Jeffery was in 2 other stories that I hope you read. I'm' thinking to make lots more of Jeffrey the Pig. This is the longe

Chapter 1

"Hey ICloud! Look its snowing!" I said. "Well whos going to shovel it?" ICloud asked. "Well duh, the cows. Remember when those cows were last standing, and they surrendered?" I said. "Oh yeah.. That was dumb. They could of tried to fight." ICloud laughed, went out and got the last of the cows. Brought them to the snow, and yelled, "GET MOWEN THE SnoW, YOU DUMB ANIMALS!" and went inside. "Ha ha ahha ha hah ha ha ha ha hhhaaaaaa!" I went tumbling to the floor laughing."That'll get e'm started! My dang old ya'll cows done the trick!" ICloud said, talking like a farmer, he went and pushed a cow and said, "WELLLLLLL WELLLLLLLLL WELLLLLLLL.." He stopped talking. I went out to see what he was looking at. There was a huge globe and it looked like we were in it. A screen went on the globe. It was a person on it. He said, "Anyone in this globe is a human, please leave. Step out of your homes." Then a few secends later, ICloud and other humans went up. Then dissapered. He spoke again, "Well all of these animals in here, will start in the HUNGRY GAMES! To start, go into these holes."" I think we all went into the hole, because we were in a Pig circle togther. There was 20 boxes on the table. The screen said, " 3 of these boxes are exposevies. Choose wisly. 3.. 2.. 1... GOOOOOOO!" We all ran to boxes, some took two, one even 3 boxes. I took one and ran. I saw animals pull out lot of things. But one I saw took out a exposive. "Beep beep beep beep." Went the bomb, He tried throwing it, but it wouldnt budge. "Beep beep beep beeepbeepbeepbeeeeeeeeeeeeeep" The bomb and the animal exploded. Some animals flew through the air, but everyone knew 2 explosives left. We heard a scream and a boom, then a kaboom. There was no more explosives. Then I knew I would be safe to open it. As I peeked in I saw.. Some apples. I put them back into the box and ran.

Chapter 2

I found a good tree to stay in. It had a nice hole. Perfect for me to fit inside. I set down my things and made it like a little home. It was very nice in there. Then I made a hole to make my fire in. I put rocks everywhere so it wouldn't burn the tree down. Put sticks and kindle in it. Even some bark. Got some rocks and tried. I did it for a while. Then it started burning. I made a nice bed. It felt like a whole house. I laid down. After a while, I heard someone. The noise woke me. I didn't have anything. This was bad. I had to hide. I took out the fire. I put bark all over me. Then waited. Crunch. Crack. It felt like it was coming closer. Then it stopped. It started again. But this time faster, and faster, and faster. But it came badly. now it was coming up the tree. I gulped. I peeked out. There was a Pig. Same as me. He said, "Are you safe?" "Yes." I said, "I wont hurt you." "Thank goodness! May I stay?" He asked. "Sure." I whispered, "Lets start this fire back up." I blew on the ashes. They became lighter and lighter, till it went back up again. When I looked back at where he was, he was gone. A few seconds later, he came back with a Pig piece of bark. He put it on like a door. This was our home. We would be safe here. We made a bed for him. This was good for now. We put out the fire and went to sleep. We found some rope too, so thats what we used to lock the door.

Chapter 3

We woke up. I took out my apples. We each took 1. Then we went to work. We made a tiny window to see the screen, and cut branches. "Perfect." I said. We also put bark on the cuts of the branches. It still looked like a regular tree. But then we heard something. It sounded like a scream. Then the screen showed it. 2 gone. 50 animals left. We looked at each other. Then looked at the chordates. The animal was close. We ran inside. We heard more than one. It was district 8,5 and 10. I was in district 12. I heard someone, "Did you see that? He was like 'Oh please. Ill do anything. ANYTHING!' Ha ha ha!" "Oh yeah, then you saw him and creeped up behind. Heh heh. That was really funny. Ha ha ha!" "Yeah wheres that guy from 12?" I peeked out. I think he saw me. Oh no. The leader of the group, "Wait, is that him there? Oh that is! Hey come here! Come back! We both jumped out the window. "Hey where are you going? Hey we won't hurt you!" A arrow came and almost hit us. We left our stuff in the tree. I had to get it. I had 1 sword. I climbed up a tree. I jumped. Went on a vine, swinging and did a backflip into the tree. I grabbed the the things. I heard someone coming up. They came in with a sword. I grabbed my sword and whacked the blade of it. I put it in the ashes quick, and I had a moulded sword. I cut the blade of the sword off and stabbed him and kicked him off the tree. I threw the stuff at my partner. Out of no where, there was a fire ball. BOOM! This was our chance. We charged. The group ran. One was left. She had a bow. We knocked her, took her things and shot. In the stomach of her. We heard the cannon. "Wooohooo! We got some things! Thats awesome!" I said. But we had to run. Fireballs were coming. We dodged them. We took our things. The door, the beds, water, apples and the flowers. We ran. We could fit everything in. Almost. And my partner could fit in the bag. We ran. BOOM! A tree fell bursting in flames. One on the other side too. We were trapped. There was a tree that was about to fall on us. But I didnt let that happen. I ran up to the house, but it was burning in flames. Then I rembered the little hole in the tree. I went down and.. I made it! The tree fell and we were ok. Flames rose up. We ran as fast as we could.

Chapter 4

We ran and ran. I took my partner out of the bag. "Hey, what is your name? I never got it." I asked. "Jason. Just Jason." He said. We walked on. Then the most amazing thing was there. A hole in the dome. I held him and said, "Were getting out of here! Nice and safe!" "YAYYAYAYYAYYAYAYYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYA" He screamed. I put him in first, then our stuff. It was my turn then. But I think someone saw us. The hole was closing. I rushed in. I got out! "YES!" I said, exiting the Pig arena. I saw the group. We made silly faces at them. But there mouths were wide open. We laughed and laughed. We walked a long ways. Then we saw a cute little baby slime thing. I picked him up. "Awww.." I smoothly said. But it jumped out of my hands, and ate Jason. "Gulp." He said. My mouth just dropped. I walked backwards. He jumped back up to my hands. I threw him past the trees. I found one that was even cuter. He didn't do anything. I named him Charlie. I gave him a mustache and a top hat. He was sooooooo cute! I kept walking. Then I saw a cage. It was going to be dropped into a huge hole. I had to save them. ICloud was in there and some others. I told them, "Go to the left side of the cage and hold on! They did, and I bashed the cage. It broke. Everyone was cheering! I went to ICloud. I told him the whole story. Expet about Jason. And of course he asked, "Where is Jason?". I told him he ran off. "Oh." He said back. Then we made a plan. We needed to blow up the dome. Our plan was the group to fake getting out of the cage again so they would see it and come and try to get them. Then me and ICloud sneek in and press self destruct. We jump out and BOOM."

"alright im getting tired now grandpa." said the kid. "AND WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid and shot his Grandpa with a AK-47. As he slowly fell asleep a monster came and killed him. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid and shot his Grandpa with a AK-47. He took his grandpas money and went to Walmart. He bought some mtn dew. the kid drank so much he burped and flew to the moon. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid and knifed his grandpa with a machette. Then took all of his money and gave it to a poor person which freaked out and through it at the kid. the kid took his grandpa and whacked his body at the poor person. The poor person freaked out again and walked into the Neather and died. So the kid took the poor persons soul and stabed him. His soul died and he died for entridy. Then a sucide bomber jumped on the kid and pressed a button. Then the whole world blew up. the kid and the grandpa blew into space and had no air so they couldnt breathe. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid. the kid took out a real sucide bomber and threw him at the tv. The whole place explodeded with the kid jumping out. the kid kept falling and hit a car. There was a person in it and he was dead already. "LOL" said the kid. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid and shot his Grandpa with a MAC machine gun. Then the kid took his Grandpa's money and went to Kissy's pizza again. He bought a cheese pizza with extra extra anchovies. He went back to the house and shoved into the Grandpa's mouth. The Grandpa started choking and jumped out the window into a racecar and had missile launcher and blew up the building. Then aliens came in UFOs and shooting lasers. The Grandpa shot a missile at the moon and blew it up. And the world blew up. And they went to Juputer and the Universe blew up. And everyone landed on the sun and burned. And the sun blew up. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid and shot his Grandpa with a AK-47. Then the kid took his Grandpa's money and bought a Christmas demon. And the world blew up again and had to make a house on the moon. And an evil baby came and killed everyone on the moon and everyone everywhere. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid and shot his Grandpa with a AK-47. Then the kid took his Grandpa and shoved him on the wall and said, "Tell me a different bedtime story.." "OK" said the Grandpa, and started.. "One day Dora was in the jungle. 'MAP SHOW ME BACK HOME!" She yelled. "no." Map said. "noOOOOOWWWW" She screamed. "no." Map said. "SHOW ME BACK HOME noW noW noW

JNDWHWBCHBHWBCHBEHBCOIBEHCBSKNCHCBEBY" She yelled again. "no." Map said. "Fine. I'll walk back home my self. See, heres a pat-" She tripped and broke her skull on a rock. "no." Map said. Then Chuck norris came down and smashed Dora's head into the ground. "no." Map said. Chuck norris picked him up and ripped Map in half. Then Octomus Prime came out and kicked Chuck norris in the face. Chuck norris tured around and smashed the glass of Octomus Prime. Then Mario and Luigi came and smashed Ocotmus Prime and Chuck norris in the face. Godzilla came down and punched Luigi in the face. Then made a big explozoin and Dora came up and kicked Godzilla in the face, and Tigger and Whinnie the pooh came out and scrached all of them up. then a nuke came and they all died." "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid and shot his Grandpa with a rocket launcher. Then the kid took his Grandpa and shoved him on the wall and said, "Tell me a diffrent bedtime story.." "OK" said the Grandpa, and started... "once upon a time a little puppet named elmo came to life. He killed everyone." the end. said Grandpa. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid and shot his Grandpa with a rocket launcher. Then the kid took his Grandpa and shoved him on the wall and said, "Tell me a diffrent bedtime story.." "OK" said the Grandpa, and started.. One day in the server "MinePlex", I joined the server. I went straight into Super Paintball. I waited for paintball to start. Someone put on some music and we started running around. We shot some melons off and some other things. The timer said.. 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. And the battle began! The time it was battle, we were shooting in the air! On the other side, the paintballs came down like cannonballs. Then we all spread out. I was in a little pack with part of my team and we saw a pack of red team. Pow! Splat! The whole pack wiped out, but one. He was running and running, turning and shooting. We dodged some, but one got hit. We splashed a water bomb on him and he was ok. We looked back, but he was gone. We all started to go into the center. Some of red team was there. Boom! Bam! Splush! Pop! All of them were dead. We went up to the top and shot off there. But more came, with shotguns and machine guns. it was horrible. Somehow they stormed us with everything they got. So I hid in a fake bush and he waited for them to come by. Then, I shot people that came by. But there was 1 more person left. I went up, from behind and... Ploop! Splat! Just like that. We won. The end." said Grandpa. "alright i'm getting tired now grandpa." said the kid. "AND WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid and called a bounty hunter to kill Grandpa. "Tell me something different. now.." said the kid. "Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok." said Grandpa. "And make it good." said the kid. "Ok" said Grandpa. "START ALREADY" said the kid. "Ok" said Grandpa, "I was 6 years old in-" the kid knocked him off a chair. "no ITS GOT TO BE AWESOME." said the kid. "It was going to be awesome" said Grandpa. "Oh" said the kid. " Then again he started. "It started when I was 6 years old in 2nd grade.. And my teacher was always saying "Ain't nobody got time for that!" and so I killed her. Because she couldn't stop saying it. I killed her with a bomb and she was on fire. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid and knifed his grandpa with a machete. Then took all of his money and gave it to a poor person which freaked out and through it at the kid. the kid took his grandpa and whacked his body at the poor person. The poor person freaked out again and walked into the Nether and died. So the kid took the poor persons soul and stabbed him. His soul died and he died for entridy. Then a suicide bomber jumped on the kid and pressed a button. Then the whole world blew up. the kid and the grandpa blew into space and had no air so they couldn't they died. WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid. He took his fishes FIN and started dancing with it. His cat ate it. . "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid, "ITS HORRIBLE PICK A REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD STORY noOOOW." "Okay." said the Grandpa. Then he started talking, "PROLOGUE

Steve stepped out of his mansion and sighed a good relief. He went back in. got some butter blocks, a netherrack, four redstone torches and some flint and steal. "Im doing it." he said as he grabbed some butter boots, a diamond helmet, chainmail leggings and a leather chest plate. he opened his combat chest and grabbed a diamond shovel, butter pick and an iron sword.

he opened his foodstuffs chest and grabbed a cooked mutton, five cakes, a pumpkin pie, 11 apples, three golden apples, 5 cooked porkchops, and 23 cooked steaks.

he placed the 9 butters down into a perfect square and put the netherack block in the middle, the redstone torches in the corners and lit the netherack on fire.A guy who looked like steve with white glowing eyes appeared in the fire. He jumped out of the fire and steve started hitting him with his iron sword. THE THING HIT Steve ONCE WITH HIS HAND AND STEVE FELL OVER AND DIED.

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Alex walked along and found the Herobrine spawn and saw all of steves stuff."uh oh." she said then a nuke blew her up. "said the grandpa. "That was the best bedtime story ever. said the kid. And this time the grandpa killed the kid and went to the italian restaurant down the street. And bombed the place because it had really really bad pizza. "THATS IT. IM DONE WITH YOUR STUPID STORYS. LET ME PLAY MINECRAFT ALREADY. IM DONE DONE." "Okay. Go play." said Grandpa.. "JK! HONEY!" And the worst came in. GRANDMA. then appolo 13 came and that was funny. the moon blew up and the shards killed WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid. "THATS IT. IM DONE WITH YOUR STUPID STORYS. LET ME PLAY MINECRAFT ALREADY. IM DONE DONE." "Okay. Go play." said Grandpa.. "JK! HONEY!" And the worst came in. GRANDMA. And she came and this was no story and it isn't now. "Im dead" said the kid said, "I know." said the kid and now he should go on the app speak it and get a pet pig and salamander and get minecraft to make this story true. But its not over yet. Well yes it kind of is. Because we are all dead. well didnt you see a part when it said the story with grandpa 2 or 5 sentences ago. Yes. Okay. Then get on with the story. Okay. nevermind. no no it okay. Really let's get on with it. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid. the kid now was going to say a story. "I was in school yesterday and the teacher said we were having a test and I failed on purpose." "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said Grandpa. "A really good bedtime story,Gran." said the kid. "ITS noT A STORY" Said Grandpa. "Of course it is." said the kid. "I SAID TONS OF STORIES TO YOU AND YOU TELL ME ABOUT SCHOOL" said Grandpa. "I know." said the kid and knifed himself. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid. "now if you dont tell m a good story i will kill you. ' said the kid. 'do you like Fover." said grandpa. the kid nodded his head."Okay.." and Grandpa started, "Foooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeerrrrr" said Fovers mom. Fovers mom went into Fovers room. She saw Fover with a big skull thing on him. "Oh hi." said Fovers mom. She went to get cookies to get baked. Then Fovers soul went into his body. "Fover back alive" said Fover, "I like cookies." In a dumb voice. Fover went into the kitchen and took the cookies. Fover took the skull and threw it his mom. She flew back and landed head-first in the toilet. Then Fover flushed the toilet and his mom disappeared. "Me have cookie." said Fover. And then his fish FINS blew off. Fover took the FINS. And then he got poked in the throat and went to the nether, again. "Me dead again?" said Fover. Then he saw him again. George Washington. "Hold my Cherry tree." said George Washington. "no." said Fover as he dropped the cherry tree into the lava. "Okay." said George Washington. Then Dora came down and said, "I Dora. Got a problem with that?" said Dora. Fover took George Washington's axe and chopped off Dora's head. "Me killed Dora." said Fover. And Fover flew up into his body again. "Me is cool." said Fover. Then his mom came out of the toilet. "I WAS SHANKED!" said Fovers mom. "I ate cookie all." said Fover. "I hate you Fover." said Fovers mom as she shanked Fover. "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh.." said Fover in a dumb voice." said Grandpa. "WAIT A SECOND. FOVERS MY FRIEND. HOW IS HE IN A STORY." Said the kid. "Because I made it up." said grandpa.

then dora came and she was yelling at map. She tripped and broke her skull. Then chuck norris came and ripped map in half. Then Optimus prime came and took dora and smashed her spine while chuck norris destroyed the Middle on Optimus prime. Then darthvader came and shoved his red light saber up his nose and it came off so he threw up on rocket raccoon and then star lord shot himself in the head and grax got so mad he killed Groot. WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid. "Do you like Fover" said Grandpa. "Yea" said the kid. "Okay" said grandpa, and he started.

Fover and his dad play by a cliff

"Fover woke up in his rad red bed. "Fover is excited his daddy is come." Said fover. Fover walked to the bathroom and saw the skull thing in the toilet. He decided that when his dad comes he would show him. A knock on the door started. He opened it and it was not his dad. "Fover is alive dead because a murder is on door." He said. The murderer came and killed him. Then when he went to the bad heaven. Master chief was there cause he had died in the feature. A. Ghost came at him and his face melted. He went into another person who got pregnant. She had another baby named fover. "Uh oh. Fover again." Said fover. Fover grew up and went to fifth grade. He met a person named luke and another named Malcolm (the author).

He had skyped luke and played minecraft and then fover got so pissed he said every dirty word in the history of America. He heard another knock on the door, again, and he bombed the PC. His dad was here. "Yip yip yippee! :D" said fover. His dad played with him. His dad even got so pissed he decided it was time to play a game. A game played in the pool. Marco, polo. But he decided to play it on the edge of a cliff. Fover and his dad played it and fover fell and met he devil again and more stories will happen. Then a nuke came on his dad and they all died". said grandpa. "Okay grandpa" said the kid. "Do you like the News" "Yes" said th Finn kidkid. "okay, ... A Disease has been spreading around on salamanders lately. Its a fungus creating sores. The sores can make the salamander die in days. People are trying to stop pet trading around the country to stop the disease from spreading. Its name is B. sal. Its a related to another fungus killing other amphibians like frogs and snakes. The scientists hopefully can totally discover what it is to stop it from happening. Once the disease gets into the wild we probably can't stop it. Its predators will die out of lack of food and the stuff it eats will become overpopulating." Said Grandpa. "I dont like the news anymore. TELL ME A DIFFERENT STORY AND MAKE IT AWESOME" said the kid. It was morning by now. Then the grandpa said, "time for school." and the kid said that he didnt want to go cause he didnt sleep and the grandpa never gave a good story. So the grandpa got knifed and that is the end of this story. Read part 2 to finish the book. But this time its the kids getting ready for school with grandpa Its going to be great. "Get in the car." said Grandpa. "no." said the kid. "noOOOOOOOW" screamed Grandpa. "no." said Map from Dora the explorer. the kid had turned into map from saying no. "Map get into the car and go to school." said Grandpa. "no." said Map. "Fine." said Grandpa as he shoved Map into the car. "no." Map said. "Want Z104 on?" asked Grandpa. "no-I MEAN YES." the kid said and he turned back into himself. Then a man was walking down the street. So we ran him over. They were on there way to school. When they were going, Grandpa was shooting rockets out the window at people. The people blew up and died. And Grandpa did not stop at stop signs or crosswalks. So the cops came. And started shooting at the car. Then the car started unfire and the kid and the Grandpa jumped out. The car exploded. So they went up to a cop car and started the car. Grandpa drove the car at 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles per hour. In a 1\100 of a second, they were at school. "Out." said Grandpa. "Okay Grandpa." Said the kid. Then when school was over,the kid went home. Then the grandpa said no screens for the day and the kid was talking on the phone with a friend. the kid started a fight and yelled and then the grandpa took the phone and said, "sorry the kid has to go now." And hung up. "WHAT DID I TELL YOU?" said Grandpa. "I don't know. I was playing on my Kindle." said the kid. "WELL YOU KnoW WHAT, YOU GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND LEAVE." said Grandpa. "Fine." said the kid and left the house. But then he came back in and shot Grandpa. "noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said Grandpa as he got a fire extinguisher and spraying it all over the house. After 2 hours, Grandpa ate the cream. Then Grandpa was getting sick. So he ate 500,000,000,000 Advil pills. Then a knife killed the kid. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT? Said the kid. "Hey, son I don't want to be killed and thats another story the one before this remember." "Yes." said the kid, "but Im going to kill you and then he said "WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL?" Said the kid in the morning. youyouy "Because it will make you smart." said the grandpa. "I DONT WANT TO BE A NERD." Said the kid. "Well youre not going to be a candy mascot that looks like a mutant happy Yoshi from mario." Said grandpa. the kid then asked if he could bomb all schools in the world and the grandpa nodded. So the kid Bombed the schools and yeah. So the kid fell asleep till bedtime. Then the kids like, "Good-night Grandpa." "Good-night." said Grandpa. Then after 5 seconds, Grandpa said, "WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP" the kid woke up. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" said the kid. "TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL" said Grandpa. "no its not." said the kid. "YES IT IS GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP" yelled Grandpa. "YOU'RE MAKING ME MAD" yelled the kid. the kid started to shoot Grandpa with a MAC machine gun. "I DONT CARE GET UP" screamed Grandpa. "no IM CALLING THE SWAT" yelled the kid as he ran to the toilet to puke. Then he placed a landmine on the floor so when grandpa goes into the bathroom to clean it up he blows up. Then a real nerd came and said "Eat me." so the kid ate him and blood was on the floor. He cleaned it up. "I never knew humans were so yummy." said the kid, "I'm going to eat every human on earth!" So he went to Culver's and ate everyone at Culvers. He snuck some burgers in his mouth too. Then he went back home. "GRANDPA GRANDPA GRANDPA GRANDPA GRANDPA GRANDPA GRANDPA GRANDPA GRANDPA GRANDPA GRANDPA" screamed the kid. Grandpa woke up. "PIZZA PIZZA" said Grandpa when he awoke in his rad red bed next to Fover. Grandpa took Fover and threw him out the window. Fover landed feet first on the sidewalk. So he ran off a cliff because he thought it was good luck. "WHAT IS IT YOU WANT Finn kidkid" asked Grandpa. "Take me to school to eat everyone." said the kid. "FINE" yelled Grandpa. See in 'Grandpa steals the kids girlfriend. In the last story you saw the kid was going to go to the school and eat people.

Grandpa started the car. And the kid stuck his head out of the skylight. He was pulling people and eating them. Blood was everywhere. Then the kid took someones heart. It was still beating. So he ate that like an apple. "Yum." said the kid. "Give me a leg." said Grandpa. "Okay." said the kid as he gave Grandpa someones bleeding leg. "Mmmmmmmmmmm.. That IS good." said Grandpa. Grandpa stepped on it. They flew to school. When they landed they saw the kids girlfriend. "Hi." said the kid. "Hiii." said the kids girlfriend. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMM YUM YUM" said Grandpa as he took the kids girlfriend and ate her. "Want the arm?" asked Grandpa. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR? THAT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND AND YOU ATE HER WHY DID YOU THAT WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY" yelled the kid. "Oh. You can have her arm." said Grandpa. the kid starts crying. "I like like likes you.. Why did this happen.." the kid said to her arm, "Oh well. Humans are still good." So he ate her arm. After tons of blood all over the school and city, Grandpa and the kid went home. When they were home, the kid ate Grandpa.

The next day..

"Good morning Grandpa." said the kid when he woke up. "Hiii." said not Grandpas voice. It sounded like, the kids girlfriend. He went to Grandpas rad red bed. "OMG" screamed the kid. the kid's girlfriend and Grandpa were on Grandpas rad red bed. "WHAT HAPPENED" said the kid. "I stole your girlfriend." said Grandpa. "HOW DID SHE EVEN COME BACK TO LIFE WHEN WE ATE HER" said the kid. "You ate me?" said the kids girlfriend, sadly. "Um yea. Remember? The loser next to you killed you and ate you." said the kid. "IF SO, COME TO ME!" said the kids girlfriend. the kid jumped on the bed as he pushed Grandpa off the bed. Then Grandpa cracked his back and shot the kid with a pistol. "DIIIIIE" screamed Grandpa. Then Godzilla came down, took the kids girlfriend and ate her. "Well thats over with." said the kid, "Because I had another love, but we already ate her." said the kid. "Oh. Want to play XBox?" asked Grandpa. "Yeah." said the kid. So they went downstairs and played XBox. They only had Mario, but who cares. They spent all their money on guns.

In non-remembrance of the kid's girlfriend.

Yep. noN-remembrance. =D

And now since this short story in the real story is now going back on track to the school with grandpa and then back to bedtime with grandpa. So the kid took school and got in bed. "Tell me a bedtime story grandpa." Said the kid. So the grandpa started. "The sound of the TARDIS's bell rang as it appeared in the blocky atmosphere. Steve stepped out of his house carefully as he smacked the TARDIS with his diamond sword. The dents on the TARDIS from the wack dissapeared. The doctor stepped out and wacked steve with a cane. "Thats right, you disserve it. You shouldnt break other peoples property."

A creeper hissed behind him. The doctor turned around and smacked the creeper and then something hit him hard.

the end

now read the second docor visits minecraft." Said grandpa. "I WANT MORE STORIES." said the kid and the grandpa read him 2 more doctor ones. "A blinding glow of yellow light filled the air out of the 1st doctors body as he resized into the next doctor. His white hair turned black and shrank into a bowl cut. His old clothes bagged around his new body. He redressed in the TARDIS. He came out playing a recorder. It was night by then and the Doctor was sure that he would be more careful. But that doesn't always matter. A pack of Zombies limped and killed steve. "Yes" thought the Doctor.

An Enderman spawned in front of him. for thirty minutes they sat peacefully until the Doctor looked him in the eyes. With one last roar and a throw of a block the doctor reincarnated into the third doctor." said grandpa.

. "BUT YOU SAID 2 WHOLE STORIES GRANDPA I WANT 1 OR 2 OR 3 OR 4 OR 5 OR 6 OR 7 OR 8 OR 9 OR 10 OR 11 OR12 OR 13 OR 14 OR 15 OR 16 OR 17 OR 18 OR 19 OR 20 OR 21 OR 22 OR 23 OR 24 OR 25 OR 26 OR 27 OR 28 OR 29 OR 30 OR 31 OR 32 OR 33 OR 34 OR 35 OR 36 OR 37 OR 38 OR 39 OR 40 OR 41 OR 42 OR 43 OR 44 OR 45 OR 46 OR 47 OR 48 OR 49 OR 50 OR 51 OR 52 OR 53 OR 54 OR 55 OR 56 OR 57 OR 58 OR 59 OR 60 OR 61 OR 62 OR 63 OR 64 OR 64 OR 65 OR 66 OR 67 OR 68 OR 69 OR 70 OR 71 OR 72 OR 73 OR 74 OR 75 OR 76 OR 77 OR 78 OR 79 OR 80 OR 81 OR 82 OR 83 OR 84 OR 85 OR 86 OR 87 OR 88 OR 89 OR 90 OR 91 OR 92 OR 93 OR 94 OR 95 OR 96 OR 98 OR 99 OR 100 OR INFINITY OR HIGHER noW TELL ME AnoTHER STORY.!"?" Said the kid. So yeah. This story is the longest i've made but it will at least become twice the size more than it really is so you are going to see a Dora story. The grandpa started then

"Hey John?" Asked Dora. "STOP CALLING ME JOHN. CALL ME GRANDPA" said John. "- HEY OVER AT THAT 'SAID JOHN' THING WHAT THE HECK, CHANGE IT TO GRANDPA." Said Grandma. "-noT GRANDMA EITHER I WANT GRANDPA." Said Grandpa. 'Jeez the weez' said the narrator. "So, Grandpa? Can you tell me a story?" Asked Dora. "Sure." Said Ariana Grande. "- YEAH YOU THINK THAT 'SAID ARIANA GRANDE' THING IS FUNNY STILL, SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE." Said Grandpa. "Okay tell me a story." Said Swiper. "- OH YOU THINK THAT 'SAID SWIPER' THING, I GOT A MACHINE GUN AND A MACHETE." Said Dora. "I got a story, and it enables real life." Said Grandpa, "It's about killing the narrator." "Sounds good to me." Said Dora. 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' Screamed the narrator. And they killed the narrator. And then got me. The extra narrator. Hiiiiiiii.

"Well the story starts like this... Once upon a time, in a woods, there was a man. He was inventing a machine. It would take people from allllllll over the world and put them in the machine. It would grind them into 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 pieces, to be exact. Then Dora asked map to take her to the pool. "no." Said map. He wouldn't stop. "no no no no no no no no no." said map wanting to kill her. He made her trip and she broke her skull. Then George Washington passed by and gave the tree a mighty thwack and cut off Dora's and Grandpa's head. Then Abraham Lincoln told a boring speech so he turned on some pop music and started a party. Then the disco ball fell on Abraham. Then the grandpa drove a car off a cliff into lava. So they died. " said grandpa. And then he woke the kid up cause he fell asleep during the story and it was morning on saturday Grandpa and the kid were at Walmart. "GRANDPA THIS PLACE DOESN'T HAVE EVEN GOOD PRICES" yelled the kid. People looked at the kid that was screaming and yelling. the kid felt stupid. So he shot the people that looked at him with a AK-47. Then he ate them. Soon he shot and ate everyone in Walmart. But the kid went outside and put down a nuke. He lit it and drove away without Grandpa. Grandpa and the store exploded. Grandpa went flying over the highway. But started to fall. He fell on the road. "Yay Im still alive" said Grandpa and after 2 seconds, a car came and hit him. Back to the kid, the kid had 100,000,000,000,000,000 Raisels. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. Yum" said the kid as he ate all the Raisels. After eating so many Raisels, the kid start to get sick from all the sugar. But that wasn't all, he went NUTS. He twisted and turned blowing up cars and shooting missiles. People were screaming all over and committing suicide. Then the kid just put bombs on all the people. They couldn't take it off because it was super super super super super super glued. And the kid put on them for 1 hour. So the kid went back home and ate more Raisels. Finally he started throwing up. He was throwing up for a hour. And that was when the bombs went off. And the bombs blew up. And the world had a whole rainshower of puke. "Yummy." said the kid, "I want now to go to KFC." said the kid, so hungry. so he went in a car. See the next story about the kid going to KFC. =D Before, the kid ate too many Raisels, well he wants to eat more. So lets get on with the story!

So the kid hijacked a car and stole it he went to KFC. He only had five bucks so he bought the special pack that was five bucks with chicken nuggets, mashed potatoes and a muffin. But he wanted more so he went up to the counter and killed the cash register guy. Went over the counter and was killing people with knifes. Fover was there too and killed a woman that had chicken wings. He took the chicken wings and choked and died. WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid. So he shot the grandpa in the head. WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS noT A STORY" Said the kid. and this happened so many times that the world ended. The end. BUT FIN SAYS THAT WE SHOULD KEEP GOING BUT the kidS NAME IS FINN. so we will be able to now. So finn went to the bar and got drunk. The grandpa (name Luke) went and killed finn for a consequence. So Luke threw up. WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said finn at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. "ITS NOT A STORY" Said Finn. Finn knifed himself or if you'd like me to say it in a more violence matter then he committed suicide. "WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT." Said the rich spoiled kid at his bedtime. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT what what WHAT WHAT what what WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT what what WHAT WHAT what what WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT what what WHAT WHAT what what WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT what what WHAT WHAT what what WHAT

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WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT what what WHAT WHAT what what WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT what what WHAT WHAT what what WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME TIME TIME STORY IS THATATATATATATATAT. SAID SAID SAID SAID THE KIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDDID AT HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS BEDTIMEIMEIMEIMEIME. BUT THIS STORYS OUT OF CONTROL. this is messed up and im out of iiiiiddddddeeeeeaaaaasssssssssss so we should blow up earth." Said grandpa at the sisters bedtime. "oh thank you the best bedtime story ever that grandpa made up is awesome and i never stop to take a breath or stop talking cause im an annoying big girl who is awesome and i nevers stop so thats nice but you cant get me to shut up or anything like that so im gonna talk the rest of the nigh-" "ALRIGHT SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP." said grandpa. "t and im a dumboish person so kill me and thats all but ill never stop talki-' "SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING ^%^%$^##(&&%^&$%#$ $%%$$%$^%$^%##%#$#$%#%$#543" SAID FACE." grandpa started a new story"The battle of snake eyes and Dora with Diego the medic. As Snake Eyes thrust his fist into Dora's chest Diego screamed evil man down. For there he ran grabbed a bazooka out of the blue and shot snake eyes in the and he screamed like a little girl. Meanwhile Dora was in her own dreams (when she got punched in the chest). Her dreams were about the evil my little pony' who tried to eat poop." Said GRANDPA. with a twirl whirl the little girl shot him. WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. And the kid shot grandpa. So Dora asked map to get her to the pool. "No." said map. "TAKEME TO THE POOL." said dora. "No." said map. "Fine ill go by myself.' She said as she tripped and cracked her skull. Optimus prime came and grinded her head into the rock. Then Stewy came on his bike and map tripped him and he went flying and sat on the ground holding his legs breathing slowly like 'Hehau hehau heauh." for an hour. Then Katy Perry came and sang Fire Work as people shot nuclear missiles at her. Then Hagrid drank a whole bunch of grow potions and hes already a giant so he crushed the world. The end said KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "A really good bedtime story, son." said Grandpa. Then Peter came in the room and Ariana grande knifed him as Shrek smashed Doras face as a cupid shot grandpa and pizza steve ate himself so everybody put there fin hat on and finfinfinfifnfinfifnifnifnfinfifnifnfifnifnfin knife webt jdhfjsdhfdsjahfdsajhdsasjfkaaaaaaaaaaaahasfhdkjdsfhiotuyesrntgkjsdxcg hk/fd,mngjkdfm,i0[zdrgfjhl43ertbkhdfxcb vc and a vacuum sucked up the world. "What.." said the kid. "Yep." said Grandpa as he called over Smosh. Smosh road all the way to Grandpas house. "Hey kid! What do you want?" Said Ian in a friendly voice. "OMG ITS SMOSH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG." Said the kiddy kid Kidd . Then Smosh kept trying to draw sonic the hedgehog. But they messed up so and the house blew KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. "Enough of that silly talk time to use you as a slave." With that the kid ran out the door in the cold night air. The freezing cold frost bit his face and he trembled and chattered. It was lightly snowing and the snow froze his hair into and uncomfterble ball of freezing string. WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?" Said the kid at his bedtime. And with that the story ends.