Author's note: This is the direct result of me getting bored and making these up in fifteen minutes in the shower. What a weird place to get inspiration. ,:/ Either way, hope these make you laugh and merry christmas
Disclaimer: none of the characters mentioned are mine but most of the lyrics are
Remastered 'Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer' entitled "Socie Got Ran Over By Dallas"
Socie got ran over by Dallas
Walking home from rumble Christmas day
You can say that Dal don't own a car
Wrong. He used and then he stole Socie's stingray
See, they'd gone and lost the rumble
We pulled our blades, told him to go
'Less he liked getting cut to ribbons
And so he stumbled off into the snow
When we found him in the evening
At the scene of the attack
There were tire treads on his forehead
And incriminating oil spilled down his back
Socie got ran over by Dallas
Walking home from rumble Christmas day
You can say that Dal don't own a car
Wrong. He used and then he stole Socie's stingray
Remastered 'I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas' entitled "Greasers get nothin' for Christmas"
Greasers get nothin' for Christmas
The fuzz and the judge are mad
Greasers get nothin' for Christmas
'Cause we ain't been nothin' but bad
Two-Bit: Swiped a switch from the hardware store. Somebody snitched on me
Steve: Beat Kyle till he couldn't move no more. Somebody snitched on me
Dallas: Gang fought most of the westside
Sodapop: Took the mayor's car out for a joy ride
Ponyboy: Happened to be there when that guy died
All: SOMEBODY SNITCHED ON ME
Greasers get nothin' for Christmas
The fuzz and the judge are mad
Greasers get nothin' for Christmas
'Cause we ain't been nothin' but bad
Dallas: Had a heater strapped to my side. Somebody snitched on me
Two-Bit: So drunk I can't remember what I did to that guy. Somebody snitched on me
Darry: "Gang president" two years in a row
Ponyboy: Won that rumble we never should've thrown
Johnny: In self defense, there's a body. Time to go
All: SOMEBODY SNITCHED ON ME!