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"Hey Axel..."

"What do you what this time Roxas?"

"Um, it's just..."

All of the sudden Marluxia ran into the room

"Guess what just happened to my already awesome life!?!?!" shouted an extremely excited Marluxia.

"I don't care..."

"God Axel! You don't care about anybody but yourself!"

"Yeah... Did it really take you that long to figure that out!? Man, your slow..."

"You asshole! I'ma kick your white little ass all the way to Neverland!"

"SILENCE!!!!!!!"

Everyone stared as their leader walked into the room

"Oh, howdy Mansex." Axel replied.

"I told you NOT to call me that!" said Mansex. "Organization XIII! Front and center!"

The Organization gathers

"Alright, now that you all are here... I have an announcement."

"Your coming out of the closet?" asked Larxene.

"No."

"Are you sure? 'Cause everyone thinks you and Saix have something going on..."

"WHAT!?" shouted Saix.

"It's a rumor."

"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!"

Everyone is quiet

"Okay, what I wanted to say is that we have a new headquarters. It is called Castle Oblivion." Said Mansex.

"Does that mean we are leaving The World That Never Was!?"

"No Demyx. We are going to split the Organization into two groups. I have named Marluxia master of Castle Oblivion, so he will get to choose who goes with him. But, he can't have Saix. He's my bitch."

"Why should HE get to be master!?!?! I've been here longer than most of you little idiots and I never got anything!" Shouted an angry Vexen.

"Because, my hair is cooler." Replied Marluxia.

"Well, if we're going on who's hair is cooler, than I should win!" Said Axel. "MY hair doesn't look like somebody put a bunch of pink frosting on it! Mine's just plain awesome!!"

"Shut up!"

"Make me!"

"My God! Will you idiots stop! I'm tired of this pointless bullshit!!" Said a pissed off Larxene.

"Yeah, we should listen to her." Said Marluxia.

"Your just saying that 'cause you have the hots for her!" Shouted Axel.

"I'm going to kill him..."

"WILL YOU IDIOTS JUST SHUT UP LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE SOME STINKING TEAMS!?!?!?!?" Screamed Mansex.

"Sorry..."

"Yeah, sorry." Okay my first choice is Axel." Said Marluxia.

"WHY!? Why would you do this to me!"

"Because it would be great to have you under MY control."

"Fuck you!"

"The rest of my team will be... Larxene, Zexion, Lexeaus, and Vexen."

"Damn you to hell, Marluxia!" Screamed Vexen.

"I'll miss you Axel!" Said Demyx, who's on the brink of tears.

"Don't cry Demyx. That's totally lame. Only losers like Marluxia and Vexen do that."

"I'll miss you too Axel."

"You too Roxas? Man I'm popular. Go me!"

Axel starts doing his 'Happy Dance'

"Uhh...Axel. You kinda look like-"

"A complete idiot, dude!" Shouted Xigbar.

"Huh? Oh right... I'm done." Said an embarrassed Axel.

Alright! That is the end of chapter one! In the next chapter 'Team Marluxia' moves into Castle Oblivion and there are some odd things happening in The World That Never Was. Please Review!