Ways to make the PoT characters wanna kill you, please enjoy! XD
Ways to make Ryoma wanna smash a ball on your head:
Give him sleeping pills before a match.
Burn all his tennis stuff.
Ask him repeatedly to marry you.
If he says no, keep asking.
If he says yes, say "No, I don't love you anymore!" and stomp off.
Switch all his school books with other random books like 'Sleeping beauty'
Dye his hair some random colors.
When he is playing tennis, judge and say "OUT" whenever he scores.
Kidnap Karupin.
And don't forget to ask for ransom
Whenever he's done saying something snigger and say, "Yeah, like we'll ever believe that!" very sarcastically.
Poke him. All the time.
Smack him with a tennis racket every time he says 'mada mada dane'.
Throw tennis balls at the back of his head and point to random tennis team members as blame.
Rewrite his lines for future episodes.
Play very loud music whenever he is trying to practice.
Skip around him, and dance.
Oh, and don't forget to sing and chant.
Tell him how he sucks at tennis.
Buy him Care Bears for his birthday.
Glue him to random team members.
Follow him around chanting, "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Ryoma stole the cookie from the cookie jar!"
Replace his rackets and tennis balls with paper hearts
Make him do your homework for the rest of your life.
Alternately sing, "RYOMA AND SAKUNO SITTING IN A TREE . . ." (you know the rest), and "TEZUKA AND RYOMA SITTING IN A TREE . . ." at random intervals.
Stick bunny ears on him
Add a tail
Give him nicknames that are unrelated to his real name, like John, Freddie, Teddy bear...etc...
After his practice, dump a bucket of water on his head, and say: "you must be thirsty!"
Be careful not to let Ryoma see you for the rest of the month!! Or we don't know what he will do!! XP
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-Ume-chan-