Okay, this story is going to be one or the other:
Very Short
Or..
Will have chapters
Because I'm to lazy and to stupid to figure out/know HOW to put chapters up...So...yes...Behold my awesome storyness!
And I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho... ACTULLY! NO I DO!! FEAR ME MUWAHAHA! No...don't...I don't...own it...I wish I did...but I don't...so leave me alone!
And I know I over use dot dot dots
Botan was waiting. Waiting for what? The world may never know. No just kidding. She was waiting for Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, Yukina, Shizuru (spelling) and Keiko to come to her party. Her totally awesome...SLUMBER PARTY!!! (by now all the Hiei fans are crying in a little corner and have stopped reading my fic...but FEAR NOT! ) Where is Hiei you ask? Hes already there. How you ask? Well...you see Hiei is magical. And he poofed there. Fear him.
Botan was sleeping and...clinging on to Hiei...Hiei is also asleep. They are sleeping. Together. SO CUTE! No just kidding, maybe in my dream world. But Hiei was there because he poofed there. I wasn't lying about that. Anyway out of my story and on to my story!
Hiei stared mindlessly out the window. How had Botan got him to come here anyway? He thought to himself. The he remembered.
---flashback---
Botan: (these are only to be used in flashbacks) WILL YOU PLEASE COME TO MY PARTY! Everybody else is going to be there!
Hiei: no
Botan: But everybody else is going to be there
Hiei: another reason NOT to come...maybe if it was just you smirks evilly
Botan:
....WILL YOU PALEASE JUST COME
Hiei: no
Botan: Please
Hiei: no
Botan: yes
Hiei: no
Botan: yes
Hiei: no
Botan: no
Hiei: No
Botan: I wish you were as stupid as Yusuke...
Hiei: ...
Botan: pweese puppy dog eyes
Hiei: Hn...fine
Botan: YAY hugs and kisses Hiei
------end flashback------
oh yeah Hiei thought that stupid...oh well. Botan and Hiei are now together as you might have guessed. Hiei suddenly got and idea. He walked over to Botan and---
Yusuke was asleep in his bed. Keiko came stomping in and grabbed him by the ear and stomped out and into the street Yusuke still in his Care Bear pjs (ooo I want those!). Everybody laughed at Yusuke, partly because with his hair down they didn't realize he was the evil Yusuke Urameshi. And partly because even if they did realize who he was they would have laughed anyway...on the inside.
"Keiko! What are you doing! IM IN MY PAJAMAS! AND IN THE STREET! IM IN MY PAJAMAS IN THE STREET!" Yusuke yelled at Keiko. Then he saw Kuwabara who was in exactly the same situation as he was. Except, it was Shizuru who was dragging him. He heard Kuwabara shout,
"Shizuru! What are you doing! IM IN MY PAJAMAS! AND IN THE STREET! IM IN MY PAJAMAS IN THE STREET!"
Keiko and Shizuru let go of there b/b (brother/boyfriend's) ears and talked to eachother.
Yusuke rolled his eyes at Kuwabara. "Yeah, go ahead and state the oblivious!"
" You said it too Urameshi!"
"did not"
"did too"
"did not"
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"did not"
"did too"
"did not"
"did too"
"did not"
"did too"
Shizuru and Keiko by now where annoyed. They walked over to Yusuke smiling so evilly so menacingly that you a worm would die of fright. Well, they had those little star things in there eyes.
" Did n-"
"DID TOOOOO" Keiko and Shizuru screamed at Yusuke and these three sounds could be heard. SMACK! CRACKLE! POP! Then the rice crispy guys came in and started attacking Keiko and Shizuru with wooden spoons. They went away when Keiko and Shizuru started begging for mercy. FEAR THE RICE CRISPY GUYS! YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT THEM THE SAME AGAIN! So, now, Keiko and Shizuru were on the ground with black eyes.
Yusuke was unconcious and Kuwabara was in his own little world.
---in Kuwabara's world---
I don't even want to know
---end of Kuwabara's world---
Kuwabara was now drooling. Everybody was hurt, or spacing out and all of them were unable to move.
" Mother, I will be leaving now. I have a party I must I must attended too." Kurama said to his mom with a smile.
"Have fun, I will see to tomorrow then?" Kurama's mom (I cant spell her name) said with a smile. She kissed her son on the cheek and Kurama walked out the door.
That's it! Ya like it so far? If anybody could tell me how you put up chapters that would be great. Also please remember that I'm really bad at spelling and grammar. So...expect that in all my fanfics. HieiBotan rules and all that! Please review!
