ok so you know the game where one persons starts a
story then the next person adds on and so on till the story ends well
thats what this was made from just random stuff by me and my
friends
ok here it goes
Once there was an awesome bandwho
saw a dog in a tree. they drove on. no one paid attention to the dog
that was in the tree. but the dog had a tutu on and started to sing
bob the builder. so the band backed up and asked if it wanted to join
cause it could sing. it said yes and they drove to a competition. PWN
ZORZ preceded.
the band and the dog celabrated by going hunting.
but thy didn't go hunting cause barney showed up and started singing
i love you, but he was cut short because the band director shot him
with a 45.
then the dog thought he PWND them all so he went solo.
then he fell in a well and so he weeped, for he never confessed his
love for morgana. some how he got out of the well but he fell into
another one and saw the goonies. they asked if he would like to help
them find one-eyed willies gold, he said yes.
when they found the
treasure the dog PWN the goonies and stole it all so their homes were
distroyed. as punishment the dog lost his tounge to the red demon
dragon. then he ate a blue berry muffin at hogwarts with professor
snape. but it was an enchanted muffin that made the dog weak so snape
could experiment on him.
out of story: warning this is were it gets dumb as hell.p.s. the part in parenthesis are actually part of the story
snape turned the boy dog into a human girl ( O_O
don't ask how)
(snape fangirls everywhere touch them selfs) the
dog/girl loved snape like a lover and then snape made her into a man
and loved him even more.
then harry and ron fell in love with him
too so they got into a cat fight. so the dog PWND harry and ron and
continued loving snape. harry walked away still gay, but ron was
straight so he fell in love with raven.
then harry got glomped by
fangirls and fanboys.
then the dog person thing got pregnant and 9
months later he gave birth to elisa and falene, who the doctor shot
with machine guns because the mom had been a dog then a girl then a
boy and snape had took one of the babies and raped them then he went
to the mommy and had fun.
later that day....
harry got board with the fanboys and fell in love with joe, while ron and raven went on a date. then harry tied up joe. "mwahahahahaha, lovely." he said. "No, No, No." joe pleaded. joe then suddenly broke the ties and kicked harry in the balls. harry screamed then tried to rape joe again. but then dumble door came in and told harry to let go joe. he dose then he goes to rape light yagami. then misa smacks harry to death but light liked it, so he killed misa and ryuk was board so he killed light.
and the moral of the story is Valdemort always wins.
THE END
P.S. dont judge us XD