I woke up. The tried to open my eyes enough to see the clock. 9:00 AM!! OMG IM LATE!! I rush out of bed and head for Momo's room. Momo, my little sister. She gets us in more trouble. Oh well. I rush in her room and throw her covers back. "WAKE UP!!! PROFESSOR BIRCH WILL EAT OUR SOULS!!!" I Yell. "What...no..more cheese Ronny..." I look at her oddly. I run to my room and grab saxy. TOOOT!!!!! "AHHHHH WTF JOSH!!!?!?!" She gets her ass up! "Were late if we don't get there there wont be any Pokemon left!
We are running our fat arses to the lab as fast as we possibly can. "Hurry...Momo...run...FASTER!" i breathe. "FAT BREAK!" Momo yells. We stop and breath for a minute. "Okay lets walk now." We were almost there. all the other trainers were walking out. "NO! Were too late." i said discouraged. "Josh, Molly!" We looked over and professor "BITCH" was waiting for us. We had to work at his lab over the summer after someone ate his fancy expensive cheese during a visit...HINT HINT
He took us in the lab. "Tracy called and said you guys would be late." Good old Mom :) "Good thing she did or i'd be out of Pokemon." Our spirits lightened. "Well, one left." they died again. "Well, technically. the other is an egg." "I WANT IT!!" Momo screamed. "Okay easy there tiger." Birch said. "Josh, then I guess you get the last Pokemon. A friend of mine from the Sinnoh region gave it to me. Professor Charles Owen." He handed me the pokeball. I just stared at it in awe. "SWEET!" "Aren't you gonna open it?" he asked. I nodded. "Pokeball GO!" it opened
"OMIGOSH! IT'S A PIPLUP!" I screamed like a school girl. "Wow that was gay." I said. The piplup stared at me with a curious look. It hopped to one side then the other. It then came and pecked my leg. "Ow. Be nice little piplup." i chastised. "You and I are going to be good friends now." It kinda looked confused then gave me a kinda smile. "Well, it'll take awhile but it'll warm up." Birch said. "HE'S not an IT!" I corrected. "And his name is Mumble!" Momo cracked up. "Well at least mines not Salmonella positive!" I scoffed. She kinda brushed the insult off. "Okay you two, here are your Poketchs. I wish you luck." He walked off.
"Well, where to?" I asked. "Umm how bout Violet city?" I knew what she was thinking. "Oh, well if your rotten egg hatches maybe you can take Valkner on too!" She punched me in the arm. "Ok",she said "TO VIOLET CITY!"
"You guys are gonna leave your mom here with," She shivered, "Richard." We laughed at her and gave her a hug. "Mom you know Josh and i love you. We just need to try life for ourselves." Momo said. "We love you Mom." I said heading for the door. She sniffled. "okay guys be safe, and take this." She handed us a bag with some money and other necessities. "Thanks mom." Momo said. We headed out the door.
"Well Mumble, back in the ball for you." I held up the ball. I jumped out of the way. "Okay the stay out." It smiled at me. "Aw. It's so cute."I said. Momo laughed. That's how our adventure started.