This is my first fanfic, so please be nice. I understand that this isn't the best, but I had to write this for a contest and I decided to post this on here.
Babbity was a delightful, amiable old lady snake that slithered around with no purpose. You see, old Babbers (oh yes, that's what I call her) has no life really. She doesn't enjoy it, and wastes the time by just slinking around, eating everything in sight. She enjoyed eating lovely hen eggs, toads, bees, and dogs and cats and rats and rabbits and pigs. Lip-smacking! She slinked on and on until a solitary momentous day of the week, where she cackled on the stump of… the cackling stump. OOOh, was old babbititers petrified. She was thrust back as far as possible from the face of earth and landed with a POOF onto the former planet Pluto. She saw something soaring at her, and with horror, her eyes widening at the sight, realized it was the frightening sight of… the cackling stump! She scrambled out of the way but too late! A sickening HOOF snatched her legs (wait, babs doesn't have legs. Oh well, she's a demented snake) "Oh great," said Babbity, "How in heavens world am I supposed to get off this X planet?? The blame shall be put on…the cackling stump.
Break: At this point, you're probably wondering how this has to do with Babbity Rabbitysince it is clearly Babbity Snake right now( or should I say babity Snakity) but be patient, the good part's coming up.
Anyways old babbers was struggling with the old cackling stump, trying to see which was stronger. Oh yes, the stump is real and living amongst them today. So, the cackling stump let out it's freakiest, loudest cackle yet. And old babbers was scared all the way back to earth, in the fiery pits of Hades. And yet again, the cackling stump was coming at her again, this time snatching her arms off and eating them for dinner, henceforth becoming much bigger. The cackling stump turned out to be the old lady snake's mother. (No wonder it looked familiar, thought babbity.). The stump, whose name was Asdelk weharhola, oh yes, that's her name, screeched, BABBITY, YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME!! YOU ALLOWED YOUR ANCIENT MOTHER TO DEFEAT YOU. YOU DISHONOR THE NAME OF SNAKES, and with that, there was a poof of spangled lights, and old babbity the snake was alas, now a measle rabbit. She was miserable just a-hopping around, with no point in life. Until, she met her mother, who was now turned back into a snake for defeating her daughter, and was sadly eaten up in one gulp after a hiss and an attemped escape.
And Babbity the snake who ended up as babbity rabbity is no more.
The end!!!!!!!!!
Review please, no matter what you though of it. I need to know so I can write better stories in the future!!!