Disclaimer: I don't own pokémon and (hopefully) no Mary-Sues!

You've seen them terrorizing fanfiction forever…

They crop up in great numbers…

Authors are shunned because they didn't understand the consequences…

Trolls and flames will follow them forever…

The dreaded…

Horrifying…

Most ugly, cheesy, underdeveloped thing to ever pop up…

THE MARY SUE!

We all hate them…

We hate the fact that we can't stop them even more…

But there is one thing we can do…

ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF THEM BY READING THEIR DIARIES TO THE WORLD!

We will track down every one of them…

The Ultimate Sue

The Beauty Sue

The Tragic Sue

The Anti-Sue

The You Sue

And all the others…

AND GIVE THEM A TASTE OF PURE EMBARRASSMENT!

Join the Revolution!

Ok, so I hate Mary-Sues a lot. So I am going to use this on a lot of different stories I will create. Okay?

Peace!