The Prologue

Me only cruel immortality

Consumes: I wither slowly in thine arms,

Here at the quiet limit of the world,

A white-haired shadow roaming like a dream

The ever-silent spaces of the East,

Far-folded mists, and gleaming halls of morn.

Alas! for this gray shadow, once a man -

So glorious in his beauty and thy choice,

Who madest him thy chosen, that he seemed

To his great heart none other than a God!

Excerpt from Tithonus by Tennyson - 1859


As the sun climbed the sky, Edgar and Alan Frog woke, Alan now sports 26 stitches in his hand reminding them that, that night was no dream. There is a possessed teddy bear loose in Santa Carla born of fear and evil, but anything can happen in the Murder Capital of the World, even evil demonic teddies coming to life and this bear is in no comic book. The Frog brothers are at a loss for how to deal with the complete unknown as the thing stalks the town. They're currently claiming they kicked ass and took names after being attacked by a pack of werebears. Hey it's a lot more manly than saying you hid behind a door screaming because a teddy bear was going to cut you.

While certainly a shock, seems even old vampires can still be surprised, Deady Teddy is not high on the agenda of things to care about though. Finding out the reason of why a young pack of mainly halflings is holding so close to their boarder is the main concern, especially with discovery that said pack is to young and not trying to push the boundaries and challenge them.

Sam has his own problems, with discovering Sams' unnatural attraction to animals, his mom has decided it's time for more therapy. Sam of coarse isn't taking it very well, but there's no way out of it this time. Sams' lusts aside, Sam decides to delve into discovering the truth behind myth and if Milferds family also has its' own dark secrets, secrets that Sam and Milferd might be biting off more than they can chew.

Grandpa is happily in Las Vegas with the Widow Johnson, much to his daughter Lucys' surprise and on short notice. The sudden announcement of eloping like two teenagers has caught everyone off guard and no one has any idea how things will be now that they have an extended family.

Michaels' spawn has discovered the joy of crawling and climbing, there might be some side effects from being spawned by two people that where half vampires at the time of conception. Michael's not helping things in his quest to teach the kid how to hang out, be messy and call Larry a douchebag, she's almost saying it perfectly now. Good baby, here's a pixie stick! Now go play with momma while you're all hopped up on sugar and won't sleep!