That's What I Like Parody

by mizumomokun

A parody of that's what I like based on the Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief.

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE

(Percy Jackson Parody)

(Disclaimer: I neither own Percy Jackson series nor Bruno Mars' song. The parody's lyrics are mine, though. Just for fun!)

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INTRO

Ey! Ey! Ey!

A

I was a poor kid in Manhattan

Kicked out since I'm seven

Suffered from dyslexia

And put up with a ginger

B

Then pop, a Fury came

She tryna kill me

Turned around and dropped a blade for me

Prof dropped it for me

C

Fast-forward to some beach in Montauk

Woke up by my mommy (Percy!)

Then my best friend Grover

Turned out to be a satyr

D

He panicked in our car

P-panicked and he fainted

Said some bull guy was hell-furious

Our Camaro's on explosion now

PRE-CHORUS A

Jumped on its furry back

This goes by the rules of cows

Pulled his horn out when

He turned mom into gold dust

He deserve it, baby, he deserved it, ooooh

Now I'm gonna stab it to you

CHORUS A

Now I roll down the ravine

Clop, clop, some horse just arrived

And some blonde girl that I would like, that I would like

But got a crush on some blonde guy, on some blonde guy

The Oracle wrecked my vibe

Told me to find the lost strike

With the blonde girl that I would like and my best guy

Spoiler alert in the next line, next line of rhymes

E

I'm talking trips from East to West Coast

Chat a dog that is lost

Get lost in Medusa's

Girl, I'd be a sculpture (a stone sculpture)

And send her sliced head up there to the Olympians' crib

I promise that my Mom would have a good leave

F

Bicker sprees with Ares

Get the bronze shield for Oreos

Take a look in the mirror

Now tell me who's the idiot?

Trapped with me (spider creeps), is that me? (and it's me)

Oh no, it's us (yes, it's us) on live TV (oh shit)

PRE-CHORUS B

Fuck all this dumb shit, just sleep and play in the Casino

Talked with some teen whose 'groovy' is the main life motto

Oh no, we are trapped now, need my friends to wake

Oh fuck, we are left with few days!

CHORUS B

To find and get that dumb bolt

In my uncle's undershorts

But first we have to get pass Styx, across the Styx

The dog loves balls and not wood sticks, just teach him tricks

Got almost sucked in some pit

It's not Hades' time to shit

On the Greek gods, it's their chopped dad, their evil Dad

But still the Helm is on my tab, oh fuck the gods

BRIDGE

But I just want a good time, with my pal Grover and some few campers

Time to get back on my camp now (to get some bath time)

Am I dreaming? Luke celebrated my first quest for Lord Zeus

Wait a second, why's there a scorpion?

Not the Coke can, dude!

CHORUS C

Shit, I was fooled by L-man

Annabeth can't say I'm right

She still hopes Luke is still with right, is still with right

And will not fight back to our might, back to our might

Get back to Time's evil work (get back to Time's evil work)

But first strengthen the camp's doors

With the blonde girl that I would like, that I would like

Next book my bro just got one eye, just has got one eye

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(penned by Lalgjet)