How to not use pronouns and overuse And and then

by knight-of-cookies

Soooo for people who have read Dea's captured innocence story, this is just what people need to relax see Jim get his ass kicked, so sit back and learn.

How to not use pronouns and overuse And and then.

Soooooooo one day Sage is walking down the road going to see Edward and sage thinks about pronouns and pronouns uses.

"Hey, pronouns are some cool shit, pronouns," sings sage as sage walks down the street.

A neighbor randomly comes up behind sage and starts dancing like a fool and sings along.

"PRONOUNS!!!...yeah"

Sage turns and sees that it is Jim and punches Jim in the face like Dane cook.

"OH NO!' screams sage while Jim is on the ground saying,

"OH YEAH"

"OH NO"

Sage keeps walking down the street and keeps singing like Michael Jackson.

And Michael Jackson thinks he hears a little boy and comes; and grabs himself behind Sage dancing singing along like Michael Jackson.

Then day becomes night, Mcjajjar, and m.c.hammer sing alone singing, "can't touch this" rudely interrupting sage and Michaels duet and then fly away.

Jim comes back screaming like the little bitch Jim is, and sings "Mmbop" with Hanson strolling behind Jim and then beats up Michael Jackson in a contest and drag sMichael away while Sage punches Jim again singing "You oughtta know" by Alanis morristte.

Then Edward randomly appears singing "Mr.Jones" with Counting Crows in a car behind Edward, doing backup.

And then Sage, Jim, Edward, random neighbors get together for the finale and dance the night away.