A is for Aborted
What Edward demanded Renesmee be
B is for Boffing
The entire Cullen family tree
C is for Charlie
Whose mustache we like
D is for Demetri
Who only wishes he was Spike
E is for Edward
His emo makes us snore
F is for Faeries
What they should be named for
G is Goddamn
As in the hole in Bella's chest
H is for Headache
What we get when we read the rest
I is for Ignorant
For which Meyer has no excuse
J is for Jealous
What fans call us-they can't handle the truth
K is for Killing
When you want to, the Cullens hand you the key
L is for Larceny
How Alice got herself the car in Italy
M is for Money
Meyer's reason for publishing her wet dreams
N is for Nooooo!
When Book Four was split in two films, we screamed
O is for Oversexed
Bella's personality-if a bit on the nose
P is for Purple
The colour of Stephenie Meyer's prose
Q is for Questions
Seth won't let you ask her
R is for Romance
It's completely beyond Meyer
S is for Stupid
The entire series in a nutshell
T is for Trauma
Because the books put us through hell
U is for Umpire
The sparkly vampires play baseball
V is for Victorian
Because a bodice ripper would show it all
W is for Wasteful
The Cullen's spending is exactly it
X is for Xenophobia
Why the vamps give the wolves such shit
Y is for Yammer
The only thing the characters have done
Z is for Zero, zip
The letters left-I hope you liked this one!