Would you like fries with that, un?
Summary: What happens when Sasori and Deidara go to McDonalds? CHAOS! One-Shot
SL4: I do not own anything... sobs
Deidara:comforts Its ok, un. Youll make your own story, un. Maybe... hmm.
"Im hungry, un!"a MANLY voice complained.
The artists had been coming back from a mission to Suna. They were to extract the Shukaku from then Kazekage. Unfortunately, their plans had
been foiled. They were forced to retreat. Honestly, Sasori blamed the army of hamsters that Suna had ordered from Konoha to guard the Kazekage. Seriously, they freaking cheated! Everyone knew hamsters pwned Akatsuki, that was why Hidan and Kakuzu were to destroy those damned creatures. Sasori guessed they hadnt gotten all of them. Who knew hamsters could breed? Sasori hadnt. Stupid hamsters and their pwnsome breeding powers...
"IM HUNGRY YEAH! SASORI-DANNA! FEED ME!"Deidara yelled at the top of his lungs.
Sasori growled while his left eye twitch. Sasori-danna this. Sasori-danna that. Would that blond terrorist ever shut up?! He was always complaining, and saying he was hungry. He was like a teenager trapped in a body of a 20 year old. ((Let us pretend... )) He also had a temper. A temper that caused Deidara to blow up and threaten to well... blow something up. His view on art sucked to. True art lasted forever. But of course Deidara would always say the same damn thing. "ART IS A BANG UN!" Sasori would always counter this comment with a sarcastic or rude one. Such as, "Your both a pathetic shinobi and a pathetic artist," or "I wonder if your mother had the same sucky view on true art. I bet shed agree with me." Sasori knew the last comment was lame, but he couldnt think of anything else to say. Finally realizing that Deidara was practically screaming, Sasori slowly took the ear plugs out of his ears and glared at Deidara.
"What?"
"HAVE YOU NOT BEEN LISTENING TO ME FOR THE PAST 5 FREAKING HOURS, UN?!"
"... No..."
"... I really hate you un. I really do, yeah."
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"..."
"...Hey I have an idea, un! Lets go to McDonalds, hmm!"
"Will it shut you up?"
"Maybe..."
"Fine, were going."With the last comment, Sasori turned around and headed toward the nearest McDonalds restaurant. Amazingly, a McDonalds restaurant was only 3 feet away. Deidara grinned and pranced into the fast food restaurant. Sasori slowly followed, taking his time to kill a couple of people, and add them to his collection of puppets. Deidara walked toward the counter and slammed his hands on the table.
"I want freanch fries, un!"
"Yes, ma'am! Would you also like a drink with that?"
Deidaras right eye twitched. MA'AM?!
"IM A GUY, UN! THATS IT, IM GOING TO BLOW THIS PLACE UP, YEAH!"
Deidara then proceeded to jack all of McDonalds food, and blew the place up. Like he had said. While all this was happening, Sasori had been watching from afar, already predicting that Deidara would blow it up. It was Deidara after all, and he was bound to throw a temper tamtrum and blow McDonalds up. It was quite obvious really. Deidara skipped toward Sasori with his bag full of frech fries, hamburgers, and othet hings. He grinned.
"Deidara..."
"Yes, danna, un?"
"Im never taking to McDonalds ever again."
"What?! Why, un?!"
"...No reason..."
Deidara then fell down to his knees and cried. How could Sasori do this to him?! He hadnt done anything, but blow the place up and destroy innocent lives in the process! It wasnt fair! Deidara sniffed and stood up. he would take this like a man, he could always go to Burger King. It was the next best thing to McDonalds after all.
A/N XDDD This idea just popped up randomly. I just thought, whatd it be like if Sasori and Deidara went to McDonalds. R&R please! 3
Ja ne!
SL4