A/N: OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BELIEVE RACINGWOLF STARTED A DUMB SEQUEL TO HER HORRIBLE STORY CRYPTIC INVESTIGATION! I can't say I'm SURPRISED, since she had Snap doing heroic stuff in her story so she's just an IDIOT!

I couldn't STAND it! It started off just as stupid as Cryptic Investigation and I can bet it'll get even stupider! It sounds like it has a PLOT! And no romance! How stupid!

So I decided to write a better version for people who enjoy QUALITY writing!

And just so you know, this is NOT a sequel to my story Cryptic Investigation THE BETTER VERSION, since that story ended PERFECTLY, this is a new story unrelated to it, ok? Besides, sequels are DUMB and I bet Racingwolf's just gonna fail, hehe haha!

Cryptic Infiltration

The BETTER VERSION

By Rudy Clone

Chapter One – An Invitation

One day, Rudy and Penny were walking along the beach of ChalkZone. Together. Rudy blushed as he thought of holding Penny's hand, but he couldn't because she did not know he had a crush on her! Rudy was so sad that he almost cried. Well, he was going to cry, but before he could he noticed Penny's anger! "Penny!" he cried. "What's wrong?"

"We're walking on SAND!" Penny yelled. "I hate sand!"

Rudy gasped! He couldn't stand the sight of Penny being distressed. This time he did cry. "Don't worry!" he said after a few minutes, and then he drew something to make the sand go away.

It went away.

"Thanks Rudy!" Yelled Penny, and she blushed because she secretly has a crush on Rudy.

They continued to walk and suddenly Penny tripped over a rock that was lying on the ground. "What is that doing there?" Rudy shouted, angry that the rock would dare to trip Penny.

Then Snap appeared and Rudy and Penny groaned. They liked it better when they were alone because Snap was just going to mess everything about this good day up! (We all know what an awful person he is!)

Snap walked up to them slightly. It was just slightly because his arm was broken and his leg was broken because a month ago Penny beat him up for implying that she was stupid. In reality his punishment should have been a bit more harsh (of course it could hehe). Snap could use a good lesson in manners, then again, it would do no good, for everyone knew that Snap was hopeless to reason with. But Rudy knew he was a better person than Snap so he had stopped Penny from breaking his other arm and leg. (ARGH! I hate Snap and he's so annoying! Feh!)

"Can you draw me a house?" asked Snap. "My old one died. Now I have to live on the ground."

"SNAP!" Penny yelled, and she gave Snap a look that meant she was going to KILL HIM! "Why did you come here? I bet you put that rock there! You're such a jerk! And also, houses can't die so that means your also dumb!"

Rudy laughed because Snap was dumb, but he did it in his mind so he wasn't rude. But he smiled. Penny was so dreamy when she yelled at Snap…even though he was sick of trying to monitor them because they always argued. He sighed as he slightly looked at Snap. "Snap, I'm not drawing you a house!" he cried. "You made fun of me yesterday!"

Snap didn't care because he is a jerk. "Well, I want some ice cream. There's a food shortage you know."

"Oh come on, we've been through this!" Rudy sighed. "Besides, my life is worse than yours so I don't care." He wasn't rude because of this because Snap deserved it. Rudy had REAL PROBLEMS and Snap was so selfish that he cared about his own when Rudy's suffering was so much greater. Snap would never understand the true extent of suffering like Rudy did…of knowing he loved someone and not being able to tell them. It was a heavy burden for a ten year old.

Penny decided that the world was focusing too much and Snap and his issues so she turned to Rudy. "Rudy, do you have the invitation you got?"

"Yeah!" said Rudy, and he took out a piece of paper that he got from a woe is messenger bird. "Let's read it!" he said, and they all looked at the paper.

The letter said "Hey guys come to my palace I've got lots of cool stuff and oh yeah I'm gonna help Rudy with his dilemma ok?"

"What dilemma is that Rudy?" said Penny.

"I CAN'T TELL YOU!" Rudy cried, and then he collapsed to the ground and rolled around to distract himself from his emotions. He knew the person who sent this, King Archie, said that he could tell Rudy how to confess his love. He only hoped he could do it!

"I know what it is!" said Snap.

"Snap you can't tell!" Rudy yelled. Rudy had come to Snap every day after school for a whole several months asking him for help on his problem about not being able to tell Penny about his love for her. Of course, Snap had been useless. He frowned. What right did Snap have, poking into his personal matters like that? It was none of his business. "Gosh, Snap, you're so nosy!" he yelled, and Snap was too stupid to get it.

"By the way, Snap, WE ARE NOT ON GOOD TERMS!" Rudy added for good measure.

Snap looked at Rudy with large eyes, then he started to cry. Rudy and Penny stared. It was highly unusual for Snap to show emotions. They looked at each other confusedly slightly unsure.

Then Penny slapped him and he reverted back to Normal Snap Mode.

"Wow, Penny!" said Snap, "You're crazy!" Then he laughed at her.

"SNAP!" Rudy scolded, and he was about to punish him before he remembered that the story needed to focus on the invitation. He looked back at the paper in his hands. "Well, let's go tomorrow!" he said, then he blushed at Penny so hardly and plonked his face into the ground so she wouldn't see it.

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Tomorrow, Rudy and Penny and, sigh…Snap…were on an airplane! Rudy looked at the outside through the window that was the window of the airplane. He looked at the beautiful landscapes beneath them and scoffed. They weren't as beautiful as Penny. He sighed as he imagined making out with her. Then he cried because he didn't know if it would ever be a reality.

An airplane waiter person came up to him. "Why are you crying little boy?" he asked.

"I'M NOT LITTLE I'M MATURE!" Rudy yelled. "I'm ten years old so I'm practically a grown up!" He scowled as he remembered Mrs. Sanchez saying he couldn't date Penny (everyone but Penny knows about Rudy's crush it's cliché but that's how it goes you know?). She couldn't tell him what to do! He was old enough to have a soul mate so he was old enough to date too!

"I'm sorry," apologized the waiter guy. Then he leaned in close and whispered, "I know you can confess your love to Penny. I just know." Rudy smiled. Then the waiter guy left the story and was forgotten about.

Suddenly Snap stood in front of his window. "SNAP WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Rudy yelled.

"I want to see out the window!" Snap said selfishly. Penny punched Snap and he fell down. Rudy could see out the window again!

"Thanks Penny!" he blushed.

Snap got up and did something angry. He was about to hit Penny back and Rudy gasped. "SNAP! FIGHTING IS WRONG!" Rudy yelled.

The airplane guys threatened to eject Snap if he misbehaved again so he had to sit down.

Soon the airplane landed. Everyone cheered as Rudy and Penny got off the plane. Then they all recoiled in horror when Snap got off it.

Rudy looked around and frowned. "We need to find the palace," he said.

Then a Zoner came up. "RUDY! It's really you!" He shook Rudy's hand as he looked into his eyes. "I know all about your dilemma." He said. "I wish you all the best…" Then he said in a whisper, "You and Penny…were meant to be together."

Rudy nodded. "Yes we are," he said with reverence.

"Well come this way to the palace!" said the same guy who said that stuff to Rudy two paragraphs ago.

"This city stinks!" Snap said rudely. "I bet only idiots live here ahahahahaha!" He said it really loudly so everyone in the whole city knew what a jerk he was.

"SNAP!" Rudy yelled, but they had to get going. He scolded Snap and then they were off. Snap was too incompetent to walk quickly or normally with a broken leg so Rudy had to drag him. He remembered the time he had to drag Penny running away from Brainchild Armageddon Form and blushed. Then he looked at Snap and scowled. Why he had ever drawn Snap was a mystery.

They got to a cool looking carriage with hearts on it (Rudy blushed) and Rudy and Penny got to ride on it all the way to the palace! Snap didn't get to ride because the palace guys said that heartless jerks weren't allowed to ride, so he had to walk behind it. He complained about it the whole way like a rude idiot.

They got to the palace and Snap was still really far behind so one of the palace workers had to go back and get him. Snap complained about the inconvenience and wasn't even grateful! Penny lectured him on etiquette.

They started to walk through the palace gardens. Rudy was too busy staring at Penny to see most of it, but then something caught his eye! It was a giant stone arch shaped like a heart. He sighed dreamily as he imagined him and Penny getting married under it. It also reminded him of the books in the cave with all the books in it (oh wait Cryptic Investigation THE BETTER VERSION isn't related to this oops hehe haha).

They got into the palace and Snap leaned against the door in tiredness. He rudely got it dirty and just called the guards stupid when they told him he was making the door dirty. Rudy and Penny made sure to scold and lecture him.

"What a rude drawing!" said a guard.

"I know! He is the rudest Zoner ever!" said another guard.

"He doesn't deserve Rudy and Penny's friendship!" a third guard said.

Everyone agreed.

Then all the guards smiled at Rudy and Penny as they imagined what a cute couple they would be.

Suddenly the door slammed open and something white and fuzzy and dressed in king clothes rolled to their feet. "Hi!" it said, and Rudy realized it was a tiger.

"Why did you roll in here?" Snap asked arrogantly.

"Well, you see," said the tiger, "I am very woed about something. I've lost the strength to walk."

"That's soooo sad!" said Penny. "Don't mind Snap, he's just an insensitive jerk."

"I see," said the tiger.

"Are you king Archie?" Rudy asked.

"Yep!" he said.

"That's great!" said Rudy. He was longing to discover how to confess his love to Penny.

"Come on! Let's go see my castle!" said Archie. "There's gonna be a feast too so look forward to that!"

"YES!" Snap cheered, because all he really cared about with this whole trip was food. Of COURSE.

"Only if you behave!" Rudy warned, tapping his foot and shaking his finger at Snap.

So they were off! Archie rolled off into the hallway and the others followed him. They walked through a bunch of random places (Rudy had to keep monitoring Penny and Snap because otherwise they would constantly argue and declare WAR on each other) as Archie rolled along, not seeming to have any trouble getting up stairs. Snap, on the other hand, was so terribly incompetent that getting up the stairs with his crutch was hard for him.

"Hey, guys!" Snap sneered rudely as he struggled up the steps. "Can ya wait up?"

"SNAP!" Rudy scolded. "The rest of us think this pace is just fine! The world doesn't revolve around you! It's about time you learned you can't always get what you want!"

But Snap was too much of a jerk to get it so he just complained more. He kept saying stupid things like, "I'm hungry! I haven't eaten in a long time because of the food shortage can we get to the feast now? I'm tired of walking! You guys are walking too fast! Your pace is stupid! (That one was really rude.) My leg hurts! Penny just punched me again and gave me a black eye! Wah wah wah!" Snap's pointless whining was getting on Rudy's last NERVE!

"OH MY GOODNESS SNAP STAY BEHIND IF YOU WANT TO BE A JERK!" Rudy yelled. His yelling was justified because Snap made him really angry. It was Snap's fault.

"NO I JUST WANT TO FOLLOW YOU AND MAKE YOU DRAW ME STUFF!" Snap yelled meanly at Rudy.

"Well let's go really fast then!" Penny suggested. "Then he can't keep up."

Rudy beamed at Penny. She was soooo smart. "That's a wonderful idea!" he said. He just wanted to kiss her!

They went on and Snap couldn't keep up. He was forced to stay in only the company of his rude, arrogant self.

They rushed through the palace as Archie rolled ahead of them, glad that Snap was gone. Rudy suddenly notice the tiger stopped up ahead, and this time it wasn't because he rolled into a wall. He rolled over so his head was facing up so he could look at Rudy. "Rudy…it's time!" he said.

"Ok!" said Rudy. He turned to Penny. "We…we need to talk alone…I'm sorry…being parted from you is more painful than anything I've known…but it must be done."

"I…understand Rudy," said Penny. Even being parted from Rudy for five minutes was the worst pain in the world. Even as she walked off and Rudy followed Archie, both of them felt as if they had left a part of them behind.

Archie turned to Rudy. "Rudy…." He said, and Rudy gapsed. Was this the moment he would learn how to confess his love? Then Archie said. "I summoned you because I actually…need your help to confess MY love!"

Rudy gasped as he felt his whole worried shatter to pieces. "WHAT?" he cried. "You…you…lied to me?"

"Yep!" said the king.

Suddenly Snap appeared as he glitched there through the sheer power of rudeness. "Does that mean there's no feast?" he asked.

"Nope!" said the king.

"HOW COULD YOU LIE ABOUT THAT?" Snap yelled. There was no feast! Snap felt betrayed but his feelings of being betrayed didn't matter like Rudy's did.

"DON'T BE RUDE!" Rudy yelled. Then he ran out of the palace crying. Penny saw him cry and ran out of the palace crying because Rudy was sad. Snap ran out of the palace crying but he was really slow because of his stupid leg.

Rudy and Penny ran and ran until they came to a train yard. Rudy slammed into a wooden box and got a splinter in his thumb! He cried and cried as he BLED ALL OVER THE FLOOR STAINING IT PERMANTENTLY DARKLY WITH THE RED LIQUID KNOWN AS…

BLOOD….

But then the blood washed the splinter away and he was better! But Penny kissed it just to make sure and Rudy thought he was going to faint from happiness! But then…he remembered he had no way to figure out how to confess his love so he cried. Penny was so sad…she wished she could help him!

Meanwhile, stupid Snap was wandering around the city. He saw a random place and a bunch of people watching TV. He had the malicious idea to make up a story and make Rudy and Penny worry for NOTHING!

Snap laughed with rude obnoxiousness as he ran back to Rudy and Penny. He couldn't believe how clever he was.

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Meanwhile, in some random place, a big fat dumb bear was sitting at a table. She had a bunch of flowers everywhere that were sent from her secret admirer. She blushed as she looked at them even though she didn't deserve them because she was a jerk like SNAP! (Ugh, I feel sick every time I MENTION Snap! Snap…)

She looked at the flowers and she knew who her secret admirer was, because someone who is an arrogant jerk (hint hint! SNAP) told her before the admirer was ready.

It was King Archie.

"SERILDA!" a voice yelled as a Zoner slammed into her door and broke through it and landed on the floor. "Something's wrong in the-"

"I DON'T CARE!" she yelled. "I'm trying to sort out this secret admirer thing! Archie is NOT my soul mate! I need to find out who IS!"

"Oh, ok," said the guy who came in, knowing that was much more important.

Serilda growled as she thought of how horrible her life was without being able to find her true soul mate. It was these type of REAL PROBLEMS that nasty arrogant jerks like Snap were too self-centered to understand. Serilda sobbed slightly into her flowers.

Then she got a phone call. She picked up the phone.

"Hey there…." a voice said seductively.

"ARCHIE IS THAT YOU AGAIN?" she yelled, but then she realized it wasn't. It was a NEW stalker! She gasped. "Who are you?" she asked.

"I don't know because Racingwolf hasn't revealed it yet!" he replied.

"Well I know you're not my soul mate!" said Serilda. "You smell like idiot!"

The guy on the phone cried.

A/N: Well I hoped you enjoyed the first chapter! It's SOOOOOO much more better than Racingwolf's version! And wow, I just HATE Snap! It pains me to write about him ugh I hate him I hate him I hate him! But…it's worth it to write RudyxPenny. That will make EVERYTHING better! Hehe blush haha!