THE UNOFFICIAL SSBM RAP!
I'm a smash player,
I wavedash with flavor,
you play me I'll be your slayer.
I use the fox
with the golden locks
and the 10-inch cock all iced out with rocks.
I can take amillion Docs,
even with 1-stock
while you sleep with the crocs.
I knowutrying,
but come at me and I'll send you flying,
and you'll be crying in Hades
while I'm buying espressos for the ladies,
but that won't pay these bills,
because i got the skills with no frills,
moves that send chills
while i rack up the kills
cause i can L-cancel,
cook your witch shit like Gretel and Hansel.
Master of disaster,
I shoot my laser blaster till she says,
"Daddy faster faster"
and "Don't stop"
so i short-hop
into a down-air,
run my fingers through my black hair,
tell my partner to meet me up there
but he's used all his jumps so he takes the stair.
Who are Ken and Alex?
They're just specks in my eyes as i flex some mad techs,
this is Mafia Boss 4EVR signing off.
Peace...