"You get the beeeeeeeeeeeest of both wooooooorlds…"
"Tamaki-senpai, why are we here again?" Haruhi questions.
"Because, Haruhiiiii," responds Tamaki, "it's a great way for the club to booooond!"
Haruhi sighs.
War flashbacks.
"Hey guys, guess whaaaat!" Tamaki exclaimed as he frolicked into Music Room #3.
The other hosts groaned.
"What is it now, Tamaki?" sighed Kyoya.
He whipped out seven tickets from what is seemingly thin air. "I got us all tickets to see Hannah Montana live in concert!"
"I'm out," announced Hikaru.
"Yup," agreed Kaoru. They proceeded to make their way to the door before being stopped by Tamaki.
He launched them to the other side of the room and shouted, "No, we're all going and that's final!"
"Yaaaay!" squealed Honey.
Mori nodded in confirmation.
"Crappy American pop music gives me digestive problems," remarked Haruhi.
End war flashback.
Tamaki is jamming hardcore to the beautiful artistic stylings of Hannah Montana.
"No, boss! You can't just twerk on Kyoya-senpai!" exclaims Hikaru..
"I am the Host King! Don't tell me how to live my life!" Tamaki retorts.
"Wait a momo… twerking isn't a thing until Miley is older," Haruhi points out.
The song ends and the blonde pop star announces, "This is a new song I wrote in collaboration with my new friend from right here in Tokyo."
The crowd cheers as a familiar face emerges from the fog.
"I can't see!" whines Honey. "Takashi, Takashi, who is it?"
Mori wordlessly swoops down, picks up the smaller boy, and places him on his shoulders. To the hosts' surprise, they find none other than Renge Houshakuji on stage in another ridiculous - though super fabulous - outfit.
"I'd like to dedicate this song to the Ouran High School Host Club," she expresses with emotion.
"KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!"