TITLE: Silly Story
AUTHOR: Blue Demon
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: WB and Marvel own X-Men: Evolution.
ACKNOWLEDGMENT: Thanks to the people who read this!
NOTES: First part is dream and the next........ You'll figure it out!! This was done when part of the first season was on.
SUMMERY: I have a dream, stupidly I told my friend, who changed the dream and turned it into something very....... well, silly!
My Dream (for an odd reason its sunny!!)
Logan was wearing karate uniform (you all know the one, in Mutant Crush?), Mystique as Darkholme and Blob were there in my back yard. Blob and Logan fight, Logan get's flattened (well, not really!), and is knocked out. Blob and Darkholme sit on the garden chairs, Logan lye's on the grass, still out. I come out and check on him.
My Friend's Idea Of How The Dream Went
I went to Amsterdam, red spot area, went into a shop and bought the X-Men: Evolution character's. Dragged them back to Scotland (poor people!) seduced them with my knowledge of the show, charm (?) and good looks(?) They agree to stay on the condition that they could:
share a broom closet on occasion;
share my bed;
share bath gel.
1 day we were all laying out in the sun(?), Logan is lying on the grass, I trip over him accidentally on purpose, which leads to a hot and steamy roll around the lawn. Unfortunately the grass has just been cut and so we get grass all over our clothes and hair, and are forced to take a shower together(!) Spend time in the broom closet (Which happens to be my friend's home!) Four somes are carried out from time to time.
Find out Blob is not actually fat due to over eating (my friend knows little of X-Men in general, give her some credit! She's trying!), but has been pregnant for a long period of time to Mystique (Yes, she knows Mystique is a woman), Blob finally gives birth to....... Flubber.
Mystique gives up the will to live. George Bush got lost on his way from New York to DC and ended up in Scotland. Mystique marries him and he accidentally kills her with a rubber band.
Blob began teaching Chemistry under the false name of Mr Easton. (Private joke between me and her.)
Sabertooth became a ballet dancer and a presenter on Blue Peter.
Rogue marries Marilyn Manson, goes on a kill spree, she later says that she did it because she doesn't like Wedsnday, she absorbed the memories of the witnesses, one of which was a gold fish, and she lost all her memories in 3 seconds, she jumped off a cliff, swam to the sea and went 'blub blub' and was eaten.
Jean Grey died of a terminal headache which was due to a number of things, namely over usage of telepathic powers, overdosing on caffeine and a sledge hammer that fell on her head.
Scott looked into a mirror without his visor thingie and fries his head.
Sabertooth sold his teeth to Storm who wore them as horns, it was these that killed her, while creating a thunder and lightening storm the lightening struck the wee horns except the electrical energy in her which was to power New York City for 3 days.
Kurt becomes a Hindu priest, then a wandering yeti, next he marries Kitty and becomes Santa Clause. Kitty divorces him and takes over Sarah Michelle Gellar in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer', then they realise that Kitty is made of bubble gun and bursts.
Xavier starts manufacturing wheelchairs, then changes his career plans to become a model for female fashion.
Flubber took over the world, Logan and I killed Flubber and ruled the world side by side with a potato scone. (She's into that too!!) Have lot's of little baby Logan's who tend to destroy the furniture with their pointy things. Four somes still happen on a regular bases. I am Logan's only true love(?)
AUTHOR: Blue Demon
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: WB and Marvel own X-Men: Evolution.
ACKNOWLEDGMENT: Thanks to the people who read this!
NOTES: First part is dream and the next........ You'll figure it out!! This was done when part of the first season was on.
SUMMERY: I have a dream, stupidly I told my friend, who changed the dream and turned it into something very....... well, silly!
My Dream (for an odd reason its sunny!!)
Logan was wearing karate uniform (you all know the one, in Mutant Crush?), Mystique as Darkholme and Blob were there in my back yard. Blob and Logan fight, Logan get's flattened (well, not really!), and is knocked out. Blob and Darkholme sit on the garden chairs, Logan lye's on the grass, still out. I come out and check on him.
My Friend's Idea Of How The Dream Went
I went to Amsterdam, red spot area, went into a shop and bought the X-Men: Evolution character's. Dragged them back to Scotland (poor people!) seduced them with my knowledge of the show, charm (?) and good looks(?) They agree to stay on the condition that they could:
share a broom closet on occasion;
share my bed;
share bath gel.
1 day we were all laying out in the sun(?), Logan is lying on the grass, I trip over him accidentally on purpose, which leads to a hot and steamy roll around the lawn. Unfortunately the grass has just been cut and so we get grass all over our clothes and hair, and are forced to take a shower together(!) Spend time in the broom closet (Which happens to be my friend's home!) Four somes are carried out from time to time.
Find out Blob is not actually fat due to over eating (my friend knows little of X-Men in general, give her some credit! She's trying!), but has been pregnant for a long period of time to Mystique (Yes, she knows Mystique is a woman), Blob finally gives birth to....... Flubber.
Mystique gives up the will to live. George Bush got lost on his way from New York to DC and ended up in Scotland. Mystique marries him and he accidentally kills her with a rubber band.
Blob began teaching Chemistry under the false name of Mr Easton. (Private joke between me and her.)
Sabertooth became a ballet dancer and a presenter on Blue Peter.
Rogue marries Marilyn Manson, goes on a kill spree, she later says that she did it because she doesn't like Wedsnday, she absorbed the memories of the witnesses, one of which was a gold fish, and she lost all her memories in 3 seconds, she jumped off a cliff, swam to the sea and went 'blub blub' and was eaten.
Jean Grey died of a terminal headache which was due to a number of things, namely over usage of telepathic powers, overdosing on caffeine and a sledge hammer that fell on her head.
Scott looked into a mirror without his visor thingie and fries his head.
Sabertooth sold his teeth to Storm who wore them as horns, it was these that killed her, while creating a thunder and lightening storm the lightening struck the wee horns except the electrical energy in her which was to power New York City for 3 days.
Kurt becomes a Hindu priest, then a wandering yeti, next he marries Kitty and becomes Santa Clause. Kitty divorces him and takes over Sarah Michelle Gellar in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer', then they realise that Kitty is made of bubble gun and bursts.
Xavier starts manufacturing wheelchairs, then changes his career plans to become a model for female fashion.
Flubber took over the world, Logan and I killed Flubber and ruled the world side by side with a potato scone. (She's into that too!!) Have lot's of little baby Logan's who tend to destroy the furniture with their pointy things. Four somes still happen on a regular bases. I am Logan's only true love(?)