Me: (grins evily) You never tell Elfera to do something she doesn't want to do. NEVER! Let that be a lession to all y'all. Those that don't know, I have a condition called Edmunditis. It's very serious. It can even cause death.
Edmund: Tell me about it.
Me: I wish I had cool dreams like my sister.
Edmund: Yeah. I want to dream that I'm Spiderman!
Me: Well Spiderwoman.
Edmund: We're both underapprecated middle children.
Me: I'm now going to die by train.
Edmund: ...
Me: Eh at least Peter died. Did he die painfully?
Edmund: You just gave the answer to a question you asked people.
Me: Eh. So did he?
Edmund: No. I took the pain of the blow. It hurt badly.
Me: CURSE YOU PETER! That goes to show you. PETERS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED!
Edmund: Yeah Peter is mean sometimes.
Me: Mean somtimes? He was rude to you, and told you what to do. US JUSTS WILL NOT DO WHAT WE'RE TOLD WILL YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD PETER AND SHANE C?
Edmund: Probably not.
Me: Yeah.
Edmund: After that story, can you please not kill me again?
Me: (sigh) Fine.
Edmund: So you going to start the story?
Me: I have to figure out what it's about first.
Edmund: You don't know?
Me: No.
Edmund: Umm how about a Rachel doesn't die?
Me: YEAH! THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA EDMUND! Justly hug?
Edmund: Justly hug.
(Edmund and I give each other a justly hug.)
Me: WAIT! I don't remember the last book. No number. I'm afraid of the number. It's so scary! (shudders)
Edmund: Then what?
Me: Taylor?
Edmund: Yeah Taylor. I like her. She scared off one of those creepy fan girls.
(we both shudder)
I giggled, and switched my feet in happyness.
((Stop)) the Andalite now bird said weakly. Oh fun!
I giggled once again. Torture is so much fun for me!
"I wonder what it will be like if I pushed both buttons." I said more to myself, and I licked my lips in hunger. "I feel like Jadis." I said giggling. "So much power."
((To bad she dies.) the bird gasped in pain. I didn't really think about what he said as I pressed down the two buttons. The bird screamed, and laughed in agony.
"Hee hee hee hee!" I giggled. Then the bird with still. It's cheast no longer moved. No more cried of mercy reached my mind. I stopped giggling, and a frown reached my features.
"Now what?" I asked the person within me.
"To England to find some wardrobes?"
With that reaching my head I giggled, then skipped from the room.
Edmund: You just got an idea didn't you?
Me: Why yes Edmund. Yes I did.
I roared in anger. Then I hit, and slashed, and bit controllers.
((WHERE IS SHE?)) I growled at a hork-bajir controller.
"Don't know." the Hork-Bajir said, and I ended it's life. I then grabbed a human.
((Where is she?))
"She's probably going to England!" the human said. I dropped the controller.
To England I will go.
Edmund: I know it, so let me guess you're going to make a Animorph/Cronicles of Narnia crossover, so this will be a one shot.
Me: Pretty much.
Marco: Me and Susan? ;)
Me: Marco I thought we went through this. NO PEVENSIES WILL BE DATING! THE ONLY RELATIONSHIPS ALLOWED IN MY BRAIN IS DIGORY AND POLLY, AND EUSTACE AND JILL!
Edmund: Owned.
Marco: Shut up traitor.
Me: KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS!
David: Traitor?
Me: Can we kill David along with Marco?
Edmund: I'm good with that. (pulls out swords) Marco you should never say that in front of the best swordsman in Narnia.
Marco: (gulp)
Me: (giggles) YAY US! (claps)
Amanda Beiber: Edmund is like so hot, he's from Finchly not England.
Me and Edmund: KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS!