A/N: Hello, all! Welcome to the first chapter of Wrong Number! This story was the first to be asked for an enlargement, and I'm probably going to put three or so chapters in it.
"Hello?"
"...Amy?"
"...no. You must have the wrong number."
"I sure hope this is the wrong number! She'd have to have one Hell of a cold to sound like you."
"I'm sure. Have a good evening."
"Hey - wait! Can I get you name?"
"...no."
Click.
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"Hello?"
"Oh wow! I must have hit the wrong buttons again. Funny that, you never misdial the same number more than once."
"..."
"Listen, since I've got you again -"
Click.
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"This is the wrong number, again."
"Yeah, I know. You have a cool sounding voice though, you know? Like you'd be a fun sort of guy to talk with."
"..."
"Anyway, my name's Sonic."
Click.
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"Do you need something?"
"No, not really. Just felt like talking and no one else was around. Hey, I haven't gotten your name yet!"
"I don't plan on giving it to you."
"Rude much? Well, whatever. I guess I don't really need your name - or you know what? I bet you anything I can guess it!"
Click.
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"What?"
"Is it Cheese?"
Click.
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"I got this phone for work."
"Eh, fuck work. I'm way more interesting!"
"No you aren't."
"Psht. Keep it up and maybe I won't tell you my awesome news."
"Anything that has to do with you is far from being awesome."
Click.
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"I thought you weren't going to tell me your news?
"I changed my mind. Have you heard about that new zombie movie?"
"...I don't know. I don't watch a lot of movies."
"Yeah, well, that's probably a good thing. Most movies now days suck! But this one? Man, you have to go see it! The effects are great, and it's fast too!"
"Did you call me just for this?"
"...are you going to tell me your name?"
"No."
"Then yes!"
Click.
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"Is it Randal?"
Click.
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"Hey!"
"Your taste in movies sucks."
"What? Did you see that movie I was telling you about?"
"Yeah, and it was horrible. And not a zombie movie."
"That was totally a zombie movie!"
"They were infected, not zombies. Zombies don't move fast."
"They were dead and then they came back to life and ate people. Zombies."
Click.
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"Do you not have a job?"
"I don't know. Do you? Because you always answer the phone when I ca-"
Click.
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"For your information, I work at a garage. We just aren't busy very often, so I can do pretty much whatever I want."
"...lucky me."
"What do you do?"
"I teach."
"Really? Like, at a school?"
"No, under a rock."
"..."
"Yes, at a school!"
"I'm just asking because you're always answering your phone."
"We're on break. It's Summer."
"Oh. Well. Do they call you by your first or last na-"
Click.
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"Hey, guy! You busy?"
"Would it matter if I said yes?"
"Eh, not really. I was just trying to be polite. Listen, I'm headed out of town this week. Big important business out in the city."
"..and I need to know this why?"
"Well, I won't be able to call for a while. I figured I'd try getting your name again before I went. Or am I just going to have to keep guessing?"
Click.
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"I'm busy, make it quick."
"...it's Knuckles."