Fandom: The Dark Knight
Character: N/A
Couple: Batman/Joker, Bruce/Joker
Nasty Naughty Boy – Christina Aguilera
The Joker licked his lips. He was never one to like men. He preferred women who were easily bullied, mainly because he just loooooved the feeling of a knife digging into their soft flesh as he witnessed the fight leave their eyes. But, ah, the Batsy was different. Something about him made the Joker hard, and it made him needy. And he liked it because the Bat-man completed him like no one ever could – or would.
The criminal groaned as he was man handled, being thrown across the empty warehouse. He crashed into a couple of crates and they shattered under his almost nonexistent weight. He was rather light.
"That – uh, wasn't very nice, Batsy," he chirped, standing with little difficulty. Strands of horribly dyed green hair fell in his face, dangling as he swayed ever so slightly.
He lifted his leg up and kicked the Batman in the chest, drawing out a pair of knives from the inside of his jacket at the same moment. The hilt of the knives fit perfectly in his gloved hands. The criminal pounced, plunging one of the blades in the man's side and dragging the other along the visible flesh of the vigilante's face. The cool blade nicked the skin above his jaw, making a small cut.
The Joker enjoyed the red liquid that rolled down the man's chin.
He licked his dry, make-up caked lips, eyes darkening.
"Something to remember me by." He whispered before leaning down to bite the cut, twisting the other knife in the process. The bat gasped as the Joker's teeth sunk into his jaw, piercing the skin and releasing more blood into the Joker's mouth.
The criminal was punched off of the vigilante almost immediately, and he rolled, reaching into a standing position with ease.
He grinned an insane grin, showing off blood coated teeth.
"See you, ah, lay-ter Batsy."
The Batman cursed as he struggled to a standing position, yanking out the knife imbedded in his abdomen with one hand, and wiping the bite mark with the other.
What the hell had that been about?