IM NOT A MAN NOT YET A WOMAN

by FreakyDeakyKhaleesi.Returns

When the doctor goes on a special visit and leaves Martha in charge of the Tardass, she soon gets herself into quite a kerfuffle. Turquoise returns in this epic adventure

1. Chapter 1

IM NOT A MAN NOT YET A WOMAN

AN: This is my first fanfiction, I wrote this in the summer of 2011, only now I have the courage to post it, I showed it to my grandma, and she said it was great. Her sight isn't great but I think she got the gist of it. Please no trolling im sensitive

Chapter 1: Big Fat Bass

The Doctor slowly walked away in his boring suit, leaving Martha, in her red leather jacket, tight jeans, and usual pineapple hair to guard the Tardis. I watched from a distance, vaguely aroused. Now is my moment. I turned and made out with Serena and grabbed one of her boobs before turning back and walking away, still groping at her breast as I made my way to my apartment. Serena followed eagerly, and I slapped her, for she was greedily laying on the bed, taking up most of it with her fat ass, she whickered and fell off the bed, I turned over and went to sleep. My pot, slowly forming in my head. The next day I awoke groggily to find Blake stark naked at the end of MY BED.

"Well, well, well, what have we here dahling?" I intoned, grumpily, flicking my waist length blonde hair with purple streaks out of my face, then I heard a knock at the door. I realized it was the landlord come to collect my rent, I whickered and shut Serena in the closet (just where she was before I converted her! HAHA) then got ready and answered the door.

POV: Landlord

I opened the door, and what a sight met my eyes, a rather beautiful woman lying naked in the "draw me like one of your French girls" pose, I immediately got an erection in my pants and my nipples stood on end

"I se you're here to collect my rent dahling" she teased "I know what your thinking, 'Ill forget about the rent this month if only she will let me make hot, passive love-sex at her"

She looked so hot (like Britney spears)

POV: Serena

I peeked through the slits in the closet. I could see Torquise lying on the bed, her round ass turned towards me, gyrating with anticipation of the sex she was about to receive, no doubt in her anus.

They commenced the coital activities, and I bristled everywhere with envy.