Disclaimer – I don't own Harry Potter, sadly. If I did, there would be more unicorns.
Diaries
Chapter 1: Harry Potter
I wonder where Ron and Hermione are. Probably snogging in an empty classroom.
There's Ginny. Should I talk to her? Or should I just kiss her? No, she's talking to Cho. Cho?
I can't believe her. Ginny can't be friends with her. Not Cho Chang. Cho is her competition with me and Quidditch.
Draco just insulted my mom. Wow. I didn't know he knew her.
Hermione just informed me that Draco had been using "Yo' Mamma" jokes. Some Muggle humor. I didn't think Draco would pay attention in Muggle Studies.
Ron just tried to fit 50 marshmallows in his mouth. He only got 37. His mouth is apparently huge.
Dean should just become a soccer player already. Quidditch isn't his thing.
Should I tell Ginny how I feel? I don't want Ron's love advice. He's mental.
Unicorns are silky. Chocolate milk tastes like heaven. Luna's cute.
Sorry, I was tired during my last entry. You know, gibberish.
My dormitory is covered in photos of Hermione. I hate you, Ron.
This diary isn't helping. Grr...