Short stories

Many of these stories came from my friends at school. These are not long enough for a whole story page but are still very funny. (Most are about Slayers of course)

Anime: Slayers, By: Lindsay/Jasmen/Me

Did you know that rocks absorb the cold? Well they do, like the ones all over Zelgadis. So we figured it's like this: Lina and friends are a few miles away from a town, but they are in heavy snowfall. Zel is moving slowly behind the others because his rocks are absorbing the cold. Well the rocks absorb so much that he basically becomes a frozen statue. Then every one else has to carry him on their shoulders the rest of the way.

Anime: Slayers, By: Lindsay/Me

Zel and Gourry come out of the boy's bathroom at the zoo. As they walk toward Lina and Amelia they notice that both of the boys are smiling. And also notice that Zelgadis has white around his mouth Oo. "M-Mister Zelgadis!" Amelia shouts while pointing, "No! It can't be true! Not Mr. Zelgadis!" she nearly screamed. "What's wrong with you?" Zel asked with a now confused look. "Um, Gourry? What happened?" Lina was confused, but calmer than Amelia. "What? I gave Zel the last of my ice cream cone." Gourry said. "Ice cream is very good!" Zel said as he smiled once again. Amelia gave a long, relieved sigh. "Hahahahaha!" Lina laughed, "Okay, but Zel." "Yes" He replied. "Wipe your face of." She said as she handed him a washcloth.

Anime: Slayers, By: Lindsay, Inspiration: nearly being run over in school parking lot for the 100th time!

Zelgadis is walking down the side of the road (the road is empty), listening to another one of Amelia's justice speeches. "I can't take it anymore!" He walks into the road. "Mr. Zelgadis?" Amelia is confused, but stays put. When Zel gets to the center of the road he plants his feet wide apart, spreads his arms wide, looks up and yells, "GOD STRIKE ME NOW!" 2 possible endings. 1- "Mr. Zelgadis!" Amelia yells as she runs toward him. Halfway there though, she gets hit by a bus. Zel turns around and sees her dead. "Or that." 2- "Mr. Zelgadis!" Amelia yells as she runs toward him. But gets struck by lightning. She dies, and Zel is free.

Anime: Slayers By: Jasmen/Lindsay

Poor Zel is locked in a room with no way out. Even worse is the fact that he's stuck with a drunk Amelia. 2 possible endings: 1, Zel has to put up with Amelia groping him till they are set free. 2, There is a chest in the room. There is also a chair and some rope.The chest is filled with makeup and dresses. Amelia ties poor Zel to the chair, and gives him a makeover. Poor Zel!

Anime: Slayers, By: Lindsay

What does Naga's outfit scream? It screams rape me!

Zelgadis: runs away.

Gourry: also runs away.

Xellos: "I have to be somewhere." teleports out.

Rezo: "I'm dead!"

Anime: Slayers, By: Lindsay

Zel sees kopi Rezo but thinks it's the original one.

Zelgadis: "Rezo, Why are you wearing a wedding dress?"

Rezo: "Because I'm getting married of course!"

Zelgadis: "Too who?"

Rezo: "You!"

Zelgadis: screams as he runs away from Rezo who is trying to huggle him.