"Naruto!" Sasuke yelled as he stormed though the house, opening cupboards at random and strewing their contents on the floor. "I can't believe that you forgot the lube!"

"I'm sorry Sasuke-teme! But the store was crowed and Lee was following me, and-" he stammered before Sasuke threw a bottle of shampoo at him.

"Don't give me that shit! And stop calling me 'teme'!"

"But I like to call you that, I think that it's kinda cute," Naruto protested before he was bombarded by an assortment of ahem manly items (yes, those things).

"So?! We're supposed to be lovers Naruto, not rivals anymore," said Sasuke as he went into the kitchen to sit down and think. "And you still haven't given me a good reason why you didn't buy the lube!"

"Well, I thought it was a good enough reason!" was Naruto's rather feeble defense. "What if people found out about us? We're lucky that we can live together without people suspecting anything."

"Do I look like I care what other people think about us?" asked Sasuke, a bit calmer after sampling one of his beloved tomatoes. "You don't know how many times I've thought of telling people that we're gay just so that you'd quit worrying about anyone finding out."

"Oh, yea, that wouldn't make me worry at all," he replied in as sarcastic a tone as he could manage.

Sasuke sighed. "Well, I guess that we won't use it for this once..."

"Hell no!" yelled Naruto. "The first time we did it we didn't use it hurt! I couldn't walk for days and Sakura and Kakashi got suspicious- and who could blame them? We came back from an overnight mission together and I couldn't walk..." he trailed off.

"Relax, they thought that we got into a fight, not that we had sex."

"So? It still hurt!"

"Well then it'll be your punishment for not buying it!" Sasuke yelled, slamming his fist down on the table and splattering tomato everywhere. He cursed under his breath at the mess, and got up to find a sponge, obviously annoyed.

Naruto sighed. Sasuke was always so demanding when it came to sex. Sometimes he felt more like a sex friend then a boyfriend. But he always put up with it; he too, would be that way if he were the seme. But as things were...

He walked over to the kitchen sink that Sasuke was leaning on, rubbing his temples, and wrapped his arms around Sasuke's waist. Sasuke laughed at this, and said, "Don't forget your place, Usuratonkachi. Remember that I am the seme."

"But your name is Sasuke, remember?"

Sasuke growled softly, sending chills down Naruto's spine that seemed to reside in a knot of tension at the pit of his stomach. "Ah..." he moaned softly, making Sasuke smirk slightly.

"Seeing as you can't wait much longer, we have to find something to use quickly," he said, amused at how easily Naruto got aroused. He gently removed Naruto's arms and walked over to the fridge, searching for a substitute.

Meanwhile, Naruto preoccupied himself by cleaning up the tomato that Sasuke had ruined. When he was finished some time later, he saw that Sasuke had not moved from where he was, and was standing in front of the fridge with the door open.

"What is it, Sasuke? Did you find something?" he said, walking over to where his lover was standing and peering into the fridge.

"Well, there's cottage cheese."

"Fuck no!"