TranslatingTheHn
By: PSD
OOookkk! This is what you get from reading to much fanfiction, watching to many episodes on youtube, re-reading your manga 10 million times, AND running out of pictures to look at on deviantart! You get: Translating the Hn! This is basically reading between the lines of what the naruto characters say, and sasukes reply to it.
This is how its going down ok. hers an exapleof what itll look like just so you dont get confussed like my mom and my friends did.
Charater
"Something to Sasuke"
What they actualy mean
Sasuke
"Hn"
What the Hn Means
And thats about it! So uh.. hope you tihnk its funny, because after reading it four times... its not for me lol..
Peaceout from P.S.D
Naruto
"Hey Sasuke I think your gay"
Sasuke your a bag of douche
Sasuke
"Shut up dobe"
Nu-uh! YOUR the bag of douche ya big meanie!
Sakura
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SASUKE! EEEEEE! I LOVE YOU! EEEEE!"
...rape me.
Sasuke
ignores her
Loser.
Ino
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Sasuke-kun, wanna train together?"
Wanna train so I can accidently get hurt n make you carry me home?
Sasuke
"No."
Im not stupid.
Shikamaru
"...zzz..."
...zzz...
Sasuke
"...pft"
I'll second that!
Choji
eats his chips "what up"
Hey, I know you haha!
Sasuke
"..."
But of course.
Hinata
"..." Blush
I'm to shy to talk to you..blush
Sasuke
"..."
'nough said.
Shino
"...Im leaving now."
I dont wanna talk. Especially to you.
Sasuke
"Meh."
Well.. uh... I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU EITHER!
Kiba
" LDGLFDAFDGADSFHGFJSJU64USUJSTRS! YAHOOOOOO!"
Yo, Hinatas mine. So back off bra'
Sasuke
"...wtf.."
Damnit...Bastard.
Neji
"I hate you"
DAMN FRESHMAN!
Sasuke
"I hate you to."
I MAWNA BEAT CHUU!
Tenten
"...hi.."
Im one of the only girls who diesnt like you haha!
Sasuke
"...nods"
I appreciate it. Thanks for not stalking me.
Lee
"SAKURA!"
Mine!
Sasuke
"..ew."
You can HAVE her.
Gaara
glare glare
I like sunshine and butterflies! love love
Sasuke
smirk
heh. Me too.
Temari
"You's pretty coo' "
I like Shikamaru better.
Sasuke
"..."
Hmph. I so cooler then him... sulks arnt I? (me: no.)
Kankuro
"asshole."
I LIKE TO DANCE IN MA UNDERPANTS! dance dance
Sasuke
smirk
True dat bra'
Kakashi
giggle
mmmmmmmmm hehehe
Sasuke
"..." sweatdrop
ew.
Gai
pose
Im da best
Sasuke
"ew"
no. i am.
Kurneai
"I dunno you but, hi"
Wussup bitch
Sasuke
"..uh hi"
Wurrrd
Asuma
nods
hey
Sasuke
nods
hi.
Iruka
"Sasuke, did you do your homework?"
Did you do that stuff i said would make yyou smarter
Sasuke
"No sensei"
YOU NEVER SAID IT WOULD MAKE ME SMART!...ER!
Itachi
"Hello Brother"
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA I KILLED THE FAMILY AND LEFT YOU TO SUFFER!
Sasuke
"hn."
I cant believe you'd do that to me. We were tight man! We were like best friends then you pull that shit? NO! i'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! and not to mention your hair is so last year, like omg dude, get with the fikken program! I am ASHAMED to know you! Y'know, I had a dream ok! I dreamed I was gunna gorw up happy, have lots of friends, a beautiful wife, and cute adorable children! now im left with a life of dark lies and traders, 2 friends, single and CHILD-LESS! besides the fact that im still 15, but I SHOULD HAVE A GIRLDFRIEND BUT NO! YOUR LITTLE PLAN MADE ME EMO! AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT ALMOST EVERY GIRL IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN TOWN LIKES EMO MEN! kinda weird eh, anyways! my point is, that was very selfish of you to do that, and mother would scold you if she was here. Not to mention father wouldnt be to proud, I mean you could taken me with you! God, and save me from the annoying girls who provoke my anger. Pft. Cheap asshole.
k I didnt expect the talk with Itachi would be so long, but i kept on writing things that came into my mind lol. And yes, the Hn actually means all that. lol anyways im sick n i gotta go get un sick,and when i am, i shall upload more! just dont rag on me about spelling please... REVIEWWW