Gaenor, Maglir and Fargoths Attempt

To Take Over

Tamriel

I do not own Morrowind. It belongs to Bethesda.

This story is dedicated to the 3 most annoying characters in morrowind and Oblivion. P.S. I hate them all.

It was a sunny day when one of Morrowinds most annoying Bosmer walked into Seyda neen. Infact he was the second most annoying bosmer in all of tamriel. Not only was he annoying he was short, stupid and had somehow got his hands on a full set of ebony armour. He was called Gaenor.

As soon as he walked into town he was spotted. The person who spotted him was Fargoth A.K.A. 'Most Annoying Bosmer Ever' (or at least I hope he is, anyone worse than Fargoth must be killed slowly and painfully). As soon as they met they knew that they should be friends. There were several reasons for this. 1 Both short. 2 Both annoying. 3 Both stupid. 4 Both shared a dream, to rule tamriel.

"Okay I'll get Summerset Isle, High Rock, Hammerfell and Valenwood" said Gaenor.

"Then I get Skyrim, Morrowind, Black Marsh and Elsweyr" said Fargoth.

"And share Cyrodiil".

"Okay we'll use our beast tongue power and start our conquest with Pelagiad".

"Why Pelagiad".

"Because it's the closest imperial fort and I can't be bothered walking to Fort Moonmoth".

"Good point, okay we'll meet in ten days south of Pelagiad".

"Ha ha ha ha" they both laughed.

Ten Days Later

"Hey, how did you do?" asked Fargoth.

"I have raised an army of around 50000" replied Gaenor "how about you".

"I have raised 60000, beat that" .

"Anyway we outnumber them eleven to one".

"Good, now attack".

Inside the Fort

"Sir, an army of over 100000 marches this way, what do we do?" asked a guard.

"100000?" yelled a guard captain "move all citizens inside the fort and close the gate".

"Yes sir".

5 minutes later

"Archers, fire" shouted the captain.

"Sir, their already at the gate" said a guard "it wont last".

"Move the guards down, wow an army of 100000, hmph, looks like this is the end, I might as well fight". With that the captain walked out to what he fought was his final fight. Little did he know what type of army he was fighting. The fighting lasted for five hours before only 1 army stood. After being outnumbered 11 to 1 the guard still stood. When you realise what kind of army it was its not surprising actually.

"Captain, we've captured their leaders" said a guard

"Good, bring them here for their penalty". 2 guards brought up Gaenor and 2 brought up Fargoth. "You 2 will now be sentenced, scribe what are their bounties"

"Their total bounties come up to 40 gold" said the scribe

"40 gold?"

"Yes, 40 gold"

"What crime's, shouldn't there be murder"

"Um, no, no one was killed, actually only one was even hurt and he's the laughing stock of the fort"

"Your sure no one was killed"

"yes I'm sure, they attacked with an army of mudcrabs, scribs and kwama gatherers, it would have taken more than 100:1 for even 1 to be killed I'm sure"

" You violated the law, Fargoth and Gaenor. Pay the court 40 gold and surrender your stolen goods, or surrender your stolen goods and serve your sentence of hard labor. Deliver the gold immediately, or come with me.

1. pay gold

2. go to jail

3. resist arrest"

"Sir, the stores have been pillaged, 20000 gold worth of inventory have been stolen, that warrants a death sentence for both of them, twice over" said another guard.

"Well, normally we'd kill you now but I think I'd prefer a public beheading tomorrow, throw them in prison for the night"

Well I hope you liked the first chapter. Tell me if you liked it. P.S. I always wanted to write the guards crime line.

This is Omis huge ego finished for now.