I got aroudn to making this a chapter story. Being a one shot made it waaay too long and got boring after a while of reading. So I did this. It should be a lot simpler to read now and I fixed some things.
Computerized Savor
Chapter One:
Computer Talk
Raph's eyes scanned the list of screen names, looking for anyone that looked familiar. Man was he glade that Donny had installed High Speed onto his computer! After a few more minutes he frowned. None of his buddies where on. He sighed and flipped to another chat room chart. His eyes ran over the posted subjects searching for something that looked remotely interesting. Almost at the end of the page he spotted a subject that he knew well.
'Who is the coolest TMNT guy?'
He smirked and clicked the link. He quickly read what others had already posted then entered his own with a snarl.
ShiiShinobi92: who u calling a dummy? Mikey may not pay attention but he ain't dead weight.
TrickerTripper: r u saying u like Mikey best? y? He's the goofball!
ShiiShinobi92: yeah he's the goofball but he does do other things then be an idiot.
TrickerTripper: like…
ShiiShinobi92: he's saved his bro's many times!
TrickerTripper: right…
TamaShiTatsu: I agree with ShiiShinobi92. Mikey is very valuable to the TMNT
TrickerTripper: who r u
ShiiShinobi92: glad 2 c some1 agrees
TrickerTripper: again, who r u
TamaShiTatsu: What? Can't u read the name? And ShiiShinobi92 ur welcome
TrickerTripper: so ur a Mikey fan
TamaShiTatsu: No
ShiiShinobi92: then who do u like
TrickerTripper: 2 take us back 2 the first conversation, what do u mean 'valuable'
TamaShiTatsu: He's the 1 who keeps them together
Raph pondered that statement. Mikey didn't keep them together. That was Leo's job.
ShiiShinobi92: that's Leo's job
TrickerTripper: ShiiShinobi92's right. Leo's the Fearless Leader. Mikey's the clown. BIG difference.
TamaShiTatsu: Not really
ShiiShinobi92: What do u mean
TamaShiTatsu: If Mikey wasn't there 2 lighten the mood, Leo and Raph would have killed each other a LONG time ago. Don loves his bro's but he doesn't have the thing that Mikey has.
ShiiShinobi92: and that'd b…
TamaShiTatsu: His uncanny ability 2 make u laugh when ur falling 50,00 ft through the air
ShiiShinobi92: (laugh) true
TrickerTripper: …I guess…
Bitch'nWitch86: TrickerTripper what the hecks yer prob? TST nailed it! ur just a Mikey hater!
TrickerTripper: Who the heck r u
Bitch'nWitch86: read the name Stupid
TrickerTripper: y u –
TamaShiTatsu: so… who's ur guy's fav Turtle?
TrickerTripper: Donny!
Bitch'nWitch86: Mikey! he RULZ!
ShiiShinobi92: Raph. he kicks ASS!
TamaShiTatsu: interesting…
TrickerTripper: and u?
TamaShiTatsu: Raph
FailingFantasy: How can u people not like Leo! He rocks!
TrickerTripper: we have yet another crazed fangirl. joy…
Bitch'nWitch86: Oh shut up
TamaShiTatsu: A Leo fan! Now we have fans 4 all kick ass Turtles! Whoot!
TrickerTripper: whoot? who says that now a days?
TamaShiTatsu: Me
ShiiShinobi92: hey TST y do u like Raph?
Raph rolled his eyes, wondering why he had asked that question. Whenever he did the answer he normally got was 'because he's hot'.
TamaShiTatsu: Because he's different
Raph hesitated for a moment. That answer wasn't expected.
ShiiShinobi92: TST, can I talk 2 alone
TrickerTripper: oooooooo NET SEX!
TamaShiTatsu: In that case, no
ShiiShinobi92: nonononononononononononoNO! That's NOT what I meant!
TamaShiTatsu: (chuckle)
FailingFantasy: Nasty! SS92 get a life!
Bitch'nWitch86: I don't want 2 know how u do that
TrickerTripper: well first u
TamaShiTatsu: let's not go in2 detail
FailingFantasy: all of u have dirty minds
ShiiShinobi92: (sigh) TST? Can we talk? And NO! Net sex will not be involved!
TamaShiTatsu: (laugh) sure
Raph clicked the button and opened a privet talk screen then waited for TamaShiTatsu to come on. To amuse himself while he waited he read what the others where writing.
TrickerTripper: u guys have fun now if it gets real good invite me!
FailingFantasy: ur sick
TrickerTripper: I try
Bitch'nWitch86: I can tell…
TrickerTripper: hey BW86?
Bitch'nWitch86: what?
TrickerTripper: want 2 have nex sex?
Bitch'nWitch86: no
TrickerTripper: how bout u FF
FailingFantasy: I'll pass
Raph shook his head hen typed to TamaShiTatsu.
ShiiShinobi92: u on yet
TamaShiTatsu: yeah u wanted 2 talk
ShiiShinobi92: yeah
TamaShiTatsu: I'm reading…
ShiiShinobi92: y do u like Raph?
TamaShiTatsu: I already told u. because he's different
ShiiShinobi92: u said that but different how? All the guys r different
TamaShiTatsu: ur right they r
TamaShiTatsu: have u seen the 1st TMNT movie
ShiiShinobi92: no
TamaShiTatsu: well in it Splinter summarizes why Raph's different
ShiiShinobi92: okay…
TamaShiTatsu: every1 know's Raph has an anger problem. It's common knowledge
Raph rubbed the back of his neck. Was he really that bad?
ShiiShinobi92: yeah anger prob so what
TamaShiTatsu: Raph faces his problem on his own.
TamaShiTatsu: He knows the consequences of doing so but he doesn't care.
TamaShiTatsu: He's also dependable and fights 4 his family.
ShiiShinobi92: but what does that have 2 do with u liking him? Leo's dependable and fights 4 his family, as does Don and Mikey when he's pushed 2 far
TamaShiTatsu: True. Very true but even so
TamaShiTatsu: Raph's the kind of guy that knows his limits but will push them if he or his family is threatened. He also doesn't care what u think about him.
TamaShiTatsu: He knows what he wants and takes it.
TamaShiTatsu: I like guys that will be there for their family and won't allow people to take something or keep something from them when it's theirs.
TamaShiTatsu: U know what I mean?
Raph didn't type back. He was too busy thinking. Why was he feeling enraged? Raph gave an angered growl. She thought him to be all those things yet she didn't know him! 'He knows the consequences of doing so but he doesn't care.'What the hell did she know about that? She didn't know who he really was! She didn't even know he was real! He was invisible! A figment of the mind! It sickened him to think someone could think they liked him when it wasn't even him they liked! It was a cartoon!
Raph rubbed in-between his brow to get ride of the growing headache. He glanced back at the screen to find TamaShiTatsu had signed off. Raph shut off the private screen with an irritated sigh. He didn't know why he was being so touchy. He looked back at the first screen he had up and saw that the others where still on talking about mindless things. Every chance he got, TrickerTripper asked the other two if they wanted to have net sex. Raph smirked and joined in.
ShiiShinobi92: U. R. Sick.
TrickerTripper: ur back! How was it? was it niiiiiice?
BW86: u guys r sick!
FailingFantasy: I agree fully
Bitch'nWitch86: hey SS92 what did u do 2 get TST so mad
ShiiShinobi92: not sure
TrickerTripper: I bet u messed up and she got mad because u couldn't do it right
FailingFantasy: EWWWWWW!
ShiiShinobi92: WOULD U KNOCK IT OFF!
Bitch'nWitch86: … weeeeell how bout we all get back on at about 10:30 tomorrow
FailingFantasy: I'm not doing nothing so sure
TrickerTripper: same hur c u then
ShiiShinobi92: sure l8er
Bitch'nWitch86: c u
They all signed off and Raph turned off the computer. After licking his dry lips he decided that he needed a drink and made his way to the kitchen. After grabbing a glass of orange juice, he headed to the living room intent on watching some wrestling. As he passed Don's lab he stopped. Surly Don, being the brain would know.
He poked his head inside the doorway to see his brother messing with a new gadget. Raph stepped in and cleared his throat then waited for his brother to notice him. Don looked over his shoulder then tightened one more bolt before he gave his slightly older brother his full attention.
"What's up Raph," he asked with a smile. Raph rubbed the back of his neck. How was he gonna ask this? Discretely or bluntly? After a second thought he decided that discreetly wasn't his style so he settled for the blunt approach. "Yeah I was wonder'n," his brother gave an encouraging nod leaning forward, "How d' ya have net sex?" Don slipped off his chair and smashed into some machines making a loud crash, uttering a curse in Japanese.
Raph made an oops face and watched his brother attempt to recompose himself then turned slightly wide eyes on him. "I-I'm not sure I heard you correctly. Did you ask how you have Internet sex?" Raph nodded his head, hiding his growing embarrassment. "Why do you want to know," Don asked, his voice a little higher pitch then normal. "Well ya see…"
The rest of the night was filled with explanations and more questions, orange juice completely forgotten.
I know most of you liked the OC'c I made but I'll only be useing one of them from now on. Sorry! What'd ya think? how 'bout the last part? Poor Donny! I'm sure Raph knows (sadly...) but most make him to be a pervert and yeah... So I tried to make him seem more inocent. (Key Word: tried) But tell me what you thought!
TCT :P
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