Lance's POV
It all started when Shiro decided to go take a look at that planet called Zelnar.
And yes, I'm blaming our fearless leader for this.
And also Keith, because he has a mullet and it probably was his fault anyway.
Back to the story, Shiro suggested we go check out this new planet we came across called Zelnar. Allura said that its inhabitant are very docile. Well, according to the old records anyway. I bet that 10,000 old records would be meaningless anyway.
And you know what? I was right.
Turns out, that planet had already become some sort of a secret lab for those old druids to do some of their sketchy experiments.
Man, I thought only crazy scientists have secret labs. But those old things are sorta crazy in a way so meh, whatevs.
Anyway, Allura agreed to Shiro's plans and all of us went to our lions. Of course, my guts were already telling me that this was a bad idea but I tried not to think about it. I mean, we all know gut feeling can sometimes be wrong right?
Well, mine had never been wrong before.
Before I could even tell anyone (Hunk preferably, since he knows about my notorious gut feeling) about it, we were already flying out of the castle and are heading for Zelnar.
The moment we entered the planet's atmosphere, BOOM! We were ambushed and everything went downhill from there.
Of course, we're the mothafuckin' Voltron and Blue is the best Lion in the universe so we kicked ass and freed the planet from the Galras, but we also paid the price for blowing up the secret labs. But I was able to pull off that epic scene where you walk away from the explosions so, worth it~!
You must be wondering what I meant by "paid the price" right? Well, it turns out, those old witches were trying to come up this weird magic where it can change people into animals or something. I mean, I dunno what exactly it does since I stopped listening to Pidge's explanation when she said technically speaking..." and completely zoned out.
As I was saying, we were trying to blow up the labs when we met face-to-face with those ugly witches and let me tell ya', those people seriously need to buy some facial cream because their faces are as dry as the dessert itself.
Anyway, we saw them, we fought them, we got zapped by them, and then we kicked their asses before Pidge hacked into their systems and set a self-destruct sequence, blowing the labs and walked away with style~
No one really thought that anything bad was gonna happen when we got hit by those druids' magic. Sure, we got some burns here and there and a hella painful muscle cramps but we had much worst, like that one time Allura decided to fight all of us in training... *shivers*
The fact is, we really didn't suspect that anything would change after that.
Of course, the universe always seem to take great pleasure in proving us wrong in which I gladly reply with a big, 'Fuck you' and a middle finger to them.
I would also like to point out that it wasn't my fault. It was Shiro's. And Keith's. Because he ran off to god knows where and we followed him only to meet the druids which led us to this mess. So, it was Keith. Definitely him.
