MY NIGHTMARE OF SWEENEY TODD MARRYING A CORPSE BRIDE ON THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
WARNING: YOU HAVE TO HAVE WATCHED ALL 3 MOVIES TO GET THE PUNS
For almost a week my sister and I
have been on kind of a Tim Burton rush. So, we watched 3 of his best
movies repeatedly for Five days. Last night, day 5 of our little
marathon,(8/7/08; 11:20; watching "Whose Line" on ABC
Family) I started thinking:
"What if I watched 'Nightmare
Before Christmas,' 'Corpse Bride,' 'and Sweeny Todd' so much that I
started to mix them all up?"
I have a sample of the madness
running through my head. Let's take a look, shall we?
TODD: "With this razor, I shall slit your throat. Ingredients for meat pies will never empty, for you shall be the meat." -Corpse Bride
EMILY:*kiss* "Ooh, Victor,(kiss) I'm so happy,(kiss) you would (kiss) take my breath away if you only could. You know what I'd like to do, dear Victor, (kiss) if our marriage stays as good?"-Sweeney Todd
TODD: *picks up razor* "What's this? What's this? This shiny, dangerous thing. What's this? It makes me want to sing!"-Nightmare Before Christmas
JACK SKELLINGTON: "That's why everything, every last little thing, every tiny microscopic little thing must go...according to plan!"-Corpse Bride
O.o...*crickets*....Well...That was...awkward...
So,
that's some of the weird, demented stuff that goes on in my head. If
you don't like it...TOUGH! lol Nah, just kidding. Tell me what you
think.