Abraham Lincoln

So almost everyone's heard of him. bet you didn't know he was a zombie. Admit it,you didn't. I thought so.

DISCLAIMER!!!

Detective Skittles: XxSquigglySpoochxX does not own any of these historical figures at all. Only me. Not even zombies. Just me and this plot. Pathetic...

***Abraham Lincoln's time***

Abraham was dutifly standing at the huge window in his office,arms crossed behind his back like he was thinking hard,like all presidents do. There was a hard knock on his door.

It was followed by a,"Eeeeuuuggghhhhh!!!!"

Abraham,having no idea what this was and that it was a threat,put on his tall hat,to hide his bald spot and his mole shaped like Italy,said,"Come in."

The door burst open,revealing people with moldy skin,greasy hair,all that horrible stuff. Abraham jumped back,screaming like a little girl. The Zombies got him.

***Present Time***

Detective Skittles looked up from the paper she had been reading in wonder.

"A mole shaped like Italy..."she muttered."Amazing..."

"Really?"A voice came from the doorway."Your focusing on the mole?! Abraham Linoln turns out to be a zombie,and you focus on his mole?!"It turned out to be Anna Oreo.

"Hello!"Detective Skittles called in her always clueless voice.

"Could you get anymore stupid?!" Anna Oreo yelled.

"Dunno. Could I?!I bet that'd be fun!"Detective Skittles shouted.

"That DOES sound like fun!"another voice came. It was Dr. Psychiatrist Lizzy Nutter-Butter.

"Hello Lizzy!"called the always ditzy Detective Skittles."Did you know Abraham Lincoln had a mole shaped like Italy?!"

"No way!"she gasped.

"Yes way!"

"Be quiet and focus!" Anna Oreo yelled.

"Oopsies..."both Detective Skittles and Dr. Psychiatrist Lizzy Nutter-Butter answered.

"Now. We all know here that we have recently discovered that many historical figures have been turned into zombies over the years." Anna Oreos said. Dr. Psychiatrist Lizzy Ntter-Butter and Detective Skittles were soon snoring like crazy as Dr. Detective Anna Oreo went on into boring philosophical parts.

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