Hey! Melody Moonlight is reporting!
Kate: YEAHH!*Public cheers in excitement*
Robert: Woo pee doo…
Awww… Come on, Robert! Cheer up!
Robert: Cheer up…? CHEER UP? YOU wanna ME to CHEER UP?
Kate: Yes! SHE wants YOU to CHEER UP, HOTHEAD!
Robert: STAY OUT OF THIS!
OKAY! YOU TWO! CHILL DOWN!
Robert and Kate: Yes, ma'am!
Okay… no need to get angry… why are you so hotheaded today Robert?
Robert: Well, I'll tell you why am I angry: Today is Pudding Tuesday and some ***** ***** ***** and ****** of elephant ate all the pudding so I didn't get my Pudding at all…
Kate: Oh, I feel your pain, brother…
Robert: *Sniff* Do you?
Kate: Nope, Just kidding. By the way did I tell you how goooooooood was the pudding today? There was strawberry pudding, and a vanilla one, and a chocolate one…
Don't forget the orange one!
Robert: OKAY, I GET IT! THERE WERE TOO MANY DELICIOUS PUDDING! NOW GO ON BEFORE I-
Kate: Jeez… Chill out.
Hey, I got an idea!
Kate and Robert: *Hide behind the couch*
Erhmmm… Guys? Why did you hide?
Kate: Last time you had an idea, I got to stay in the freezer for a day
Robert: AND I got to go to the nursery because I had two big wounds, a concussion in my head and a broken leg.
But this time there is no flame thrower or giant toilet!
Kate and Robert: *Sit in the couch* If you say so… Whats your big idea?
Lets go on!
Robert: That's the best idea you have ever had!
Yeah, I kno- wait a minute… What?
Kate: So, Melody says she doesn't own the sonic characters. But some day, she will possess them with the flame thrower idea, and then she is gonna eat some pudding…
Thanks, Kate! So, I came up with this idea after playing Nintendo ds' game "Professor Layton and the curious village"… Seriously, I don't know how the heck did I come with this idea…
Robert: Neither do I. So shut up or I'll do something you will regret. Piece of useless cat, put the story on.
Kate: Ok, stupid hothead. *push a button*
Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
"STOP WITH THE NOISE!" said an angry red echidna. Yep, we are talking about the one and only Knuckles, guardian of the master emerald, professional on martial arts and… well, little Cream's babysitter. "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Knuckles. I'm just trying to fix up this old clock." "Well, why don't you call orange geek! You're making me crazy with that tick-tick thing!" "It's called clock, and don't call Tails 'orange geek'! That's not polite!" "And you think I give a-" Knuckles stopped for a moment. He took a deep breath, remembering that he was with Cream. And if he said that word, she will start asking what is its meaning. "Give a what, Mr. Knuckles?" "Look, Cream. I don't know how did I get into this babysitting thing. I don't remember somebody asking me if I could take care of you. AND the thing is, that if you don't stop with that… whatever is called thing, I'm going to take care of it. Knuckles' style. Got it?" "Knuckles' style?" "Yep, Knuckles' style" "Mr. Knuckles?" "Yes?" "What EXACTLY do you mean by 'Knuckles' style'?" Knuckles thought for a moment. "Cream?" "Yes, Mr. Knuckles?" "How EXACTLY did I agreed to babysit you?" "Are you serious, Mr. Knuckles? It was an hour ago, and you have already forgotten it!"
FLASHBACK
It is 2 o'clock. We can see a floating island with a big jewel, and a red echidna. Now we focus again on the BIG jewel, we wonder if it is real, then we go back to the story. The red echidna was sitting on the grass; everyone could see that he was in deep thought. Anybody that saw him would have thought "He is thinking for a solution to the poor people problem" . But, the ones that did know him knew that he was thinking about what he was going to cook for dinner. Suddenly, he felt someone hug him from behind. "Knuckie-woockie!" "Bat girl? What are you doing- Wait a minute… How did you call me?" "Knuckie-woockie! Do you like it?" "Two things: DON'T call me names and what are YOU doing here?" "Awww… You know what? You are not funny. Anyway, I came to ask you a favor." "I don't do favors to freaks of nature." "Oh! I knew you were going to say yes! Well, Vanilla is paying me to take care of Cream. But I have to go on a spy mission. So I want you to take care of her." "Keep dreaming." "Good luck!" Rouge shouted while flying away. "NO! WAIT!" "Mr. Knuckles?" "NOOOOOOOO! WHY GOD WHY!"
END OF FLASHBACK
"Ohhhh… Now I remember…" said Knuckles. "See? Someone did ask you if you could take care of me." "…" Knuckles didn't say anything.
Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
"STOP THAT NOISE ALREADY!" "Oh God…" and with that we leave the floating island, the red echidna, the BIG jewel and little Cream.
Somewhere in Station Square Shopping Center…
"So, how did you get Knuckles to babysit Cream?" asked a curious pink hedgehog. "Oh, about that… Maybe, I didn't wait for his answer…" "Rouge!" "Well, what could a girl do! I told him that I was going on a spy mission! Besides you were the one asking me to come, am I right?" "Well… Yeah…" "Then don't complain! So, why did you want me to come, pink?" "Okay, maybe you won't believe me, so I want you to sit." "Okay" Rouge sat on a bench. "I think that… well, maybe I… oh man! This is hard to tell!" "Just spit it out. We are friends, right?" "I got over Sonic." Rouge tackled Amy to the ground. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" said the pink one. Rouge took out a walkie-talkie from her purse and talked through it. "Houston, we have a problem... Yeah, I think my friend has been cloned and the real one is trapped… what? She said she got over Sonic! … Yes, Sonic the hedgehog…" "ROUGE! I'M BEING SERIOUS!" "Oh… Okay then*talks to Houston* false alarm, I repeat, false alarm" A bunch of GUN guards lowered their guns and walked away. Rouge stood up and then helped Amy. "But… when did this happen? I mean, yesterday you were the stalker obsessive fan-girl and now you are… normal?" "You see, today I realized that there was no use in chasing Sonic every day, 24/7. So, I just decided to not stalk him anymore." "Just like that?" "Just like that." "So… You just called me here to say that?" "No, you silly bat! I called you because I wanted to go shopping with my best friend!" "You want me to help you pick up a new style, am I right?" "That's no true! I… was planning to buy a lollipop for you!" "I knew it. And don't worry! I'll help you pick up the perfect clothes, hairstyle, shoes, everything! So that you can look as gorgeous as me!" " Thanks!" "No problem." Hedgehog and bat walked away from the bench to a clothes store in silence, until the hedgehog broke it "Rouge…?" "Yes?" "You were joking about the 'just like you' thing, right?" "Of course! No one can look as gorgeous as me!" Amy sweat dropped.
4 hours and some pudding later…
"Man! That pudding is the best I have ever had in my whole life!" "Yes, I know! And we have got to thank God for sending us pudding!" Rouge and Amy walked through the mall with lots of shopping bags in hands. Amy looked like a model. She was wearing a total red dress that accentuated her sixteen-year-old-female body. She had a white belt hanging from her waist and white fingerless gloves. Her boots were the same as always. She let her hair grow longer the past 4 years. Her usual headband was replaced by sunglasses. Rouge noticed that all the males were keeping their eyes on Amy. "Psst, Amy" Rouge whispered to Amy. "Look." Amy watched the male crowd around her. "Hey! Do you want help with those bags!" "I am the ONE who's going to help her!" "Keep dreaming! Do you wanna help with that, beautiful?" All the males started fighting in front of the pink hedgehog and white bat. "Come on! This way!" said Rouge while dragging Amy out of the crowd. "Wow… how did that happen?" "Well, that's what you get for asking my help. Obviously those males wanted to be with you because of your new style!" "THAT'S AMAZING!" "I KNOW, I KNOW!" The girls shouted and jumped like 10 minutes. Then they made their way to the oh-so-mencioned-in-anothers-sonic-the-hedgehog-humor-and-love-stories-place, Tails' workshop.
Meanwhile… XD… TT-TT… yay!
There's a park. Flowers and grass cover it all while butterflies fly over it. Suddenly, a elephant pops out of a bush while saying "PUDINGGGGGGGGGG!". Robert is behind him "COME HERE, YOU*********!"
Now back to the story
"Oh, come on man!" exclaimed Knuckles. "You gotta be kidding me!" "Mr. Knuckles… I think that computer it's saying the truth…" "Knuckles, you have to accept the truth…" said a two tailed fox. "*beep*You've got no e-mails" "Tails… This thing of yours is broken! Come on, I am Knuckles, the cool master emerald's guardian! There's gotta be fan mails!" "*beep* you still have no e-mails" "THERE'S GOTTA BE AN E-MAIL!" "Knuckles! Calm down!" exclaimed Cream and Tails. "*beep*You've no life" "SHUT UP YOU SON OF A-" "KNUCKLES!" shouted Tails "CREAM IS HERE!" "Sorry…" "*beep*Like I said, You've no life" "THAT'S IT!" And Tails' new, updated and half million dollar computer ended its life there…