How Twilight Should've Ended

by AquaMarenia

I was unhappy with the ending, so I HAD to change it.

James sniffed the air. "You've brought a snack," he said staring at Bella.

"No, I didn't," Bella said hiding the twinkie, "I'm anorexic, I don't eat food!"

"HAND OVER THE TWINKIE!" James yelled at the top of his lungs.

"No," annoyed Bella said.

"Hand over the twinkie, bitches!" Victoria yelled.

The Cullen family gasped.

Carlisle stepped forward and said, "That is the worst insult you could give a vampire. You know werewolves are our worst enemy."

"Oh. She knows," Laurent said.

"HAND OVER THE TWINKIE!" James yelled again.

"None of you guys will have the twinkie!" a voice said. Jane appeared behind Bella and took the twinkie. "NEVER!" She ate the whole twinkie in one bite then ran off.

Everyone started to cry.

"I know what will make us feel better," Edward said, "Let's go sparkle in the sun like princess' tiaras!"

"YAY!" Everyone yelled as they all skipped to a sunny place.