Just a few things to say, had this idea in my head recently and I wanted to see what the future would be like for Shepard and the women of the ME Universe if they got together (Seperately of course). So here are what I think will happen AFTER the Reaper invasion, this is by no means the actual story of Shepard. But my idea to see how he would continue his life after he survives the Reaper Invasion


Miranda: The Perks of being Perfect

When it came to contests, Miranda was always the winner. Manufactured as the 'Perfect Being' it was rather difficult to even compete with her, especially when it came to combat. Being a combat Engineer for the Alliance Navy meant you could adapt to any situation and Commander John Shepard had shown this multiple times; When Sovereign attacked the Citadel, deciding the fate of the original Citadel Council, the fate of the Krogen concerning the Genophage and the Cerberus attack on the Citadel. However, when it came to his wife. He never won. He had been married to Miranda Lawson for the past 25 years, and at the age of 65 he was an Alliance Navy Admiral and had seen his fair share of battles and had the scars to prove it.

Some would say that Shepard was invincible, that no army or enemy could defeat him. However all the battle experience in the world was for naught when it came to his beautiful and unique wife, Miranda; if you stood the two side by side you would call Shepard the luckiest man in the Sol System, while he looked like an elderly war veteran (which he was), she looked young enough to be his daughter. Engineered for perfection, Miranda Lawson still had the long black hair, soft pale skin and the body that most women would kill for. Some would say that Miranda was 25, but she is in fact 57. Miranda had known Shepard for many, many years and they had first met when she was working at Cerberus as The Illusive Mans aide. During the time that they worked together to stop the Collectors from creating Human-Proto Reapers, they had formed a bond. One that drove Shepard to make sure that she survived the so called 'Suicide Mission' into the Omega-4 Relay. After said mission, the two pursued a relationship in secret, not from the crew that joined them, but from the Alliance Navy and everyone else who would frown upon such a relationship. However all attempts were made futile after Shepard stuck to his soldiers honour and handed himself in to the Alliance, he was working with Cerberus. A well know pro-human terrorist group that hated aliens and believed humans should be on top.

"John" came the soft voice of Miranda. Currently Shepard was on shore leave, something an old veteran such as himself cherished greatly and when it came to his free time, he enjoyed nothing more than spending it with his wife and maybe his old friend Garrus came a close second but in all honesty who would you chose to spend your time with? A grizzled old Turian who's face looked like ass? Or your incredibly beautiful wife? Not hard eh?

"Miranda?" he asked while looking up from his data pad. Said woman strode over to his chair, staring down at him with a very sensual yet eerie stare. Now Shepard had seen many things that would make any normal man cry and run for the hills; The Rachni, the Reapers, the Thresher Maw attack on Akuze and the Thorian on Feros. But when it came to his wife, that stare meant one of two things; "you've done something wrong" or "she was in one of her odd moods in which she demanded more children". With 3 children already, John Shepard would have thought he would be having grandchildren anytime soon. Turns out that wasn't the case, and he was making babies faster than his children could! "I want another child, hopefully another girl" she whispered in his ear, sending shivers down his spine and making him wonder if shore leave was any better than active duty. "Listen Miranda…" he started, with a pleading tone. "I love you more than anything in the whole world, but my legs been acting up again and I think Hannah wanted me to go and see Universities with her…" he said in hopes of getting his overly eager wife to stop her sexual crusade. "But if your legs been acting up again, how will you see Hannah?" she asked, the lust still present in her voice. During this time Miranda had placed herself on Shepard's legs and started to unzip her shirt. Realizing there was no way to escape and figured what harm could another child bring? He waved the white flag and accepted his fate.

"I hate being old"


Just a few ideas for the titles of the next few chapters, obviously they will be for the other women of the Mass Effect Universe

Jack: Angry Sex

Liara: Information is everything

Tai: Worth It

Ashley is currently being written