TEDDY
I was texting Ivy when I got a call
Caller ID: SPENCER /3
I let it ring for 5 secs, so I'm not needy
Then I picked up
Me- Hi-I mean, hello
Spencer- Hey Teddy
Maybe he'll ask me out again, wait Teddy!
He cheated on you with Skylar!
But now she's with Pj... and everyone deserves a second chance
Me- Um...so...what up?
Spencer- I need help
Me- With?
Spencer- I lost the math notes, could you gimme yours? Just to borrow, please Teddy!
Me- Um...sure
Spencer- Thanks! It means the world! Bye, love you, I mean, bye
Me- Yeah...bye
He hung up
I told Ivy I had to go then went downstairs
Charlie- Mumi! Mumi!
Amy- Yes, Charlie?
Charlie- Pway! Pway!
Amy- I can't play right now, but Teddy can!
Me- I-I can?
Amy- *stern look* Yes, yes you can
Me- Fine, ma. Can Ivy help?
Amy- How about you take Charlie to the park?
Me- K. Can Ivy come?
Amy- Nope
Me- But what if she goes like by herself without me telling. *lying* She loves the park!
Amy- Ugh. Fine, teddy. Ah! Bob! You bought the wrong toilet paper for your rash
She leaves in panic
Me- *to myself* My mom
We walked to the park
Ivy was there…I invited her *sh!*
Ivy- Teday!
Me- Ivay!
Ivy- So, any word from…Spenceeer?
Me- Psh, no
Ivy- I know that psh means yes so tell me!
Me- Curse you…he asked me for my math notes, no biggie
Ivy- Yes, it's a biggie!
Me- Him taking my homework…biggie
Ivy- See girl…homework=studying=study partners=he totally wants to study with you! :) :) :)
Me- Not everything's a fairytale, Ivy
Ivy- Hey where's Charlie?
Me- God! *turns around* Hey you!
?- Sorry, Teddy. She wanted to hug me
Me- Gimme my sister, Spencer
Spencer- Yeah…sorry. She's cute. She looks like you
Ivy- *whispers* See, he called you cute
Me- *whispers* baby cute
Spencer- Hey Teddy, can I talk to ya for a second?
Me- SURE!
I walk over, grab Charlie, then ask him what
Spencer- You're friend's with Skylar?
Me- Guess so. She's dating my brother.
Spencer- Oh. She's taken?
Me- What's it to you? And yeah
Spencer- Just curious
Me- Well then, I'm going to leave
Me and Ivy go to my house
Me- Mom? Dad? PJ? Gabe?
Dad- I gotta go. Mom told me my rash is going to act up-which it is
Me- Gross, and can Ivy sleep over?
Dad- Um. Uh…ask your mother
Me- Pwease?
Dad- Sure
BOB POV
I walked to the CVS
I walked to a cashier
Me- hey, son, you know where any rash free toilet paper is?
He looked up
Him- Hey Dad!
Me- PJ! What are you doing here
Pj- Working, duh!
Me- You're kinda soppoused to tell me when you get a job, PJ!
Pj- You mad?
Me- Course not, you got a job!
Pj- Yeah…so I have to focus-so you want some toilet-*looks at magazine rack* Bradgelina got a new baby?
Me- *thoughts* He is so not getting a tip… *says* Son! Oh, I found the paper
I gave him money and left
At home
Charlie- PAPA
Me- Hey sweetie!
Charlie- I poopie
Me- Lovely…lovely
Charlie- Happy me poopie?
Me- Sure sweetie
Teddy- DAD!
Teddy's POV
Me- DAD!
Bob- What?
Me- Can me and Ivy see a midnight movie?
Bob comes upstairs
Bob- Remember how the last one went?
Me- But this is different
Bob- Is it a vampire movie
Me- C'mon! It's called Breaking Fangs!
Bob- What's teen girl's obsession with them superhero things?
Ivy- Sir, don't mean to interrupt. But those werewolves are so hot! Team Jackson!
Bob- I thought it was vampires?
Me- Oo that is me. Team Ed!
Bob- Teen girls…teen girls
Ivy- So um…is that a yes or a no
Bob- *sighs* Yes
Me- Oh, I love you daddy!
Bob- Yep, now you love me
Me- So let's get dressed IVY!
Bob- Oh, girl stuff. My cue to leave
He left
Me- Okay time for the
Ivy- I know jump hug!
Spencer's POV
Well, I just found a new girlfriend, her name is Taylor Jentel.
She's not teddy but she's hot
Taylor- Spence, are we gonna see the movie?
I'm taking her to Breaking Fangs?
Girls…I dunno
At Movie
Taylor- Hey, can you get me some Skittle's please?
Me- Sure, Teddy-I mean Taylor
Taylor- Okay…I'll come with you. Let's go!
We walked to the vender
Some girl- Um, I'll have kettle corn with m&m's inside of it please
I love that!
Me- Oh, I love that
Girl- Really? *turns around* S-spencer?
Taylor- Who's this?
You see, Taylor doesn't go to my school
Girl- I was gonna ask the same thing
Me- Taylor, this is my ex girlfriend…Teddy.
Taylor- Why are you named after my bear?
Teddy- You think I can help it? Taylooor
Ivy- Spencer…leave!
Me- But I brought Skittles?
Taylor- Babe! Skittles=mine!
Taylors POV
Does Spence-Spence like her? Not on my watch!
Me- Babe! Leggo!
Spencer- Taylor, hold on…I wanna catch up with Teddy
Me- Do it at your school
Spencer- Good idea Tay…bye Teddy
Teddy- G'bye *walks to Ivy*
Spencer- Are-are you jealous of her?
Me- What! Maybe…you just seem more attached to her
Spencer- We just broke up, TayTay! I love you, always will, so don't be jealous. You're smarter and prettier
Me- Thanks…so are you
Spencer- Haha 'atta girl
Me- Can we see Breaking Fangs another day? I don't wanna be around her-
Spencer- Tay, you've been waiting to see this since forever…I got you
Me- Thanks Spence
Spencer- No problem
Me- Well, uh, let's get back in line
Spencer- Sho
Me- Thanks…and who's that girl with Bear?
Spencer- It's Teddy
Me- I know. But who is it?
Spencer- Her friend Ivy
Me- Oh
Gabe's POV
Amy- Honey, have you done your homework
Me- This is a new Ninja101
Amy- Yeah, well I'll "karate slam" you if you don't
Me- How'd you know that move?
Amy- I just know *pops collar*
She isn't that cool
Me- No, seriously mom. How'd you know
Amy- Ugh, fine. I watched your recording. Now get your homework so I can watch Charlie's recording of The Purple Friends
Me- Seriously mom
Amy- Yep…now don't you have a science project to do
Me- Yes
Amy- 3…2…1
Me- Jo's coming over to do it with me…she's taking her friend Dana but she'll just stay downstairs until we're done.
Amy- Why's her friend coming?
Me- Some sleepover thing
Amy- Well, that'll be fun
Me- Yeah
Amy- How about Dad makes you some brownies while I watch Purple Friends *sits down*
Me- Mom. Funny joke, because Dad burns salad, Mom
Amy- Well, then there's a half-eaten bagel in the fridge
Me- Seriously mom?
Amy- Yes…seriously!
Teddy
Me- I'm so excited to see Robert Pattinson!
Ivy- Please girl! I'm more excited to see Mr. Taylor Lautner take his shirt off *claps happily*