Prologue

[S] ?: Introduce yourself.

Your name is Karkat. Karkat Vantas. And you hate the world. The world probably hates you back so it's a win-win situation, in your opinion.

You had friends, yes they were evidence you i weren't /i antisocial. You have spent time with them many times before, but most of them drive you close to insanity.

They were often too busy, wrapped up in their own lives, so you often were by yourself.
The shitstain of a place that the humans call 'high school' which in your own opinion is more torturous than enjoyable, is named Alternia High. A school that is intermingling with both Trolls and Humans.

[S] Karkat: Get Screeched at.

"Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech." Your lusus screeched in an attempt to wake you up.

[S] Karkat : Ignore but get up anyway.

You ignored it at first, but after a few even louder screeches and chirps later, you sat up and pulled yourself out of your bed (read : slimeless human replacement for a recuperacoon), tumbling onto the floor after dislodging yourself from the large pile of blankets (read human replacement for sophor slime)

After spewing a few strings of profanities, you get up off of the floor.

[S] Karkat : Stumble into the kitchen (read: human nutriblock)

You stumble into the aforementioned place and plop yourself onto a chair. And find your ancestor, or in human terms, older brother who was helping your and his lusus in preparing something.

"Good morning, Karkat, it's nice to see you up and about." He greeted you.

"Good fucking morning to you too." You reply.

He then went back to helping yours and his lusus.

[S] Karkat : Check Time

You then check the time on the one of the clocks in front of you, it read 6:45 and you had to go to the playce where humans called a bus stop around 7:30 and if you didn't you'll have to be driven to shithole by Kankri, and you wanted to avoid that at all costs.

[S] Karkat : Get up and get ready for school. (read : hell)

15 minutes pass and you already washed up, got dressed and brushed your teeth in no particular order. You shove the food they prepared for you down and head out the door.

[S] Karkat: Wave goodbye.

"Bye." You simply say.

"Goodbye Karkat, I hope you have a safe trip." Kankri started to ramble but you quickly walk, more like ran out of hearing range, then slowing down back into a walk towards the bus stop.

[S] Karkat : Arrive and wait for the bus.

You wait for the damn thing to arrive and get on, plopping yourself into the first seat you find.

bu [S] Karkat : Be the Author /u/b

You are now the author.

bu [S] Author: End the Chapter /u/b

You decide to stop writing the fanfic for now, you hope whoever reads this enjoys it and loves to read reviews since this is her first fanfic on this website. You say goodbye for now and abscond.