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Disclaimer: The Cake Is A Lie!
Somewhere in Station Square there is an abandoned movie studio. A purple cat with white ears and light blue eyes wearing a tuxedo stands in the center of an award show set. "Hello everyone! I'm Solar the Cat and welcome to my first story."
Solar presses a button on a remote which triggers applause. "Thank you everyone! Now for some reason many of you humans find the suffering of others funny, and so do I! As much as I like Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends I can't think of anyone better to torture. And here to help me with all my schemes is my favorite character ever and partner in crime, Shadow the Hedgehog!" Solar presses the button again and Shadow chaos controls right next to him just as the applause starts.
"Where is that applause coming from anyway Solar?" asks Shadow. "I have no idea Shadow."replies Solar. "Fair enough, so which of Faker's friends shall we torture first?" Shadow asks, eyes full of mischief. Solar points at the stage and a wheel with pictures of Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Rouge, Eggman, and Silver on it. "We will have to spin the Wheel of Torture to decide. And here to help us is my lovely assistant Blaze the Cat!" Blaze walks in wearing a red dress and Shadow looks at Solar suspiciously. "How in the world did you get Blaze to be your assistant." asks Shadow.
"I'm the Author, I have greater power than the chaos emeralds. And to prove it I will now make an audience appear out of nowhere!" Solar waves his hands at the empty chairs where an audience should be. There is a sudden burst of light and the empty chairs now have faces and are capable of limited movement, but are unable to move from their spots as they are cemented to the floor. Shadow and Blaze just stare at the chairs with looks of shock, disbelief, horror, and amazement. "Oops, I was trying to call forth some shadow androids. Guess I need more practice with my all-powerful Author powers. Now Blaze, if you would please spin the Wheel of Torture."
Blaze and Shadow stop staring at the chairs as Blaze walks over to the wheel and spins it. Curious about the Wheel of Torture, Blaze asks Solar a question that nobody saw coming. "Um Solar, there is no pointer on that thing, how are we going to know who to torture?" Solar thinks for a moment then his face lights up with an idea. "Shadow use this javelin to hit one of the spots on the wheel. Whomever you hit is who we shall torture!" Solar then hands Shadow a javelin. As the wheel starts to slow down Shadow throws his javelin at it and the Wheel of Torture instantly stops, revealing the javelin embedded in a picture of none other than the Faker himself, Sonic the Hedgehog. Shadow grins evilly, "Oh this is going to be good."