THE
MONKEY WAS HAPPY BECAUSE
HE STOLE A CARAMEL-COVERED
PICTURE OF A MAN WITH HERPES
AND PUT IT TO WORSHIP IN HIS MONKEY-DOME. WHEN SUDDENLY…
JOMES CAME IN AND STOLE THE PICTURE! FORTUNATELY,
MONKEY HAD ALREADY TAKEN PHOTOCOPIES OF IT. JOMES SAW, AND...
BEGAN TO CRY TEARS OF BLOOD. THE MONKEY TOOK THE PICTURE BACK AND RAN AWAY. THEN...
HE RAN INTO A BLAK MCR CONCERT HALL WHERE ALL DEM GOFFIKS WERE MOSHING TO EMO MUSIC, SUICIDALLY. JOMES LOCATED HIM THERE AND...
VOLDEMORT AND THE DEATH DEALERS APPEARED! OPRAH CAME IN TOO, CALLING OUT PEDOPHILES AND THAT'S WHEN...
MONKEY GOT CHLAMIDYA FROM THEM! HE WAS DEVASTATED AND SCREMED "FOK U!11" AT THE DEATH DEELERS. BUT THATS WHEN....
VOLDEMORT TOOK OUT HIS GUN AND SHOOTED SEXILY AT EVERYONE AND THEY ALL DIED.
TO BE CONTINUED?...