Summary: Since the summaries we're allowed to write on the title screen are dinky I decided to put in a more detailed one and the beginning of the first chapter. So yeah, Timmy grew up and Cosmo and Wanda aren't his godparents anymore, so they're taking a nice long vacation from godparenting, since they've been at it for who knows how many years. They have too much fun and Wanda…well, you'll find out. I gave Cosmo a little bit of brain in this, I had to; it just wouldn't work if I didn't. Don't worry, he'll still have his moments, he wouldn't be Cosmo if he didn't. Trying to do personal renditions of all of the characters, so keep an eye out for notices and possible links to the pics once I get them done. Rated Mature because of some of the content. Don't want to get kicked off here; I have no other place to post this. Hope you guys enjoy the fic! Oh yeah, Fairly Oddparents is © to Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon.

-Telepathy-

(Thoughts)

Chapter 1

Wanda sighed and stretched. Timmy had grown up to the point where he didn't need fairies anymore, so Cosmo and Wanda were taking some well-deserved time off. It was the beginning of another day, a vacation day that Wanda was enjoying very much. Her only priority was making sure Cosmo didn't do something that would get them into trouble. She glanced at him from where he slept next to her. She carefully reached over and pushed his bangs away from his eyes, which were still closed as he slept soundly.

Cosmo felt his wife's gentle touch and opened his eyes. "Mm, this is a nice thing to wake up to."

"I would hope so," Wanda said smiling. She lay close to him. "Another day to ourselves, anything you want to do today hon?"

Cosmo grinned at her. "You know what I want to do," he said playfully.

Wanda giggled and cuddled closer to him. This time off had given them time to catch up on some much needed activity that they hadn't been able to do on godparent duty. "Taking a few months off was a good idea."

"You're telling me baby," Cosmo said. "I haven't been with you like this in way too long."

"Mama Cosma would hate it," Wanda said with a devilish grin.

"Oh, Mama would really hate it," Cosmo agreed. "At least when we were working she knew we weren't doing anything. Now…" he smirked suggestively. He pushed Wanda onto her back and straddled her with odd grace. "Well, I won't say what she'd do."

Wanda giggled again as he leaned closer to kiss her. But just before his lips touched hers, a rolling nausea surged up her throat. She clasped a hand over her mouth and used her free hand to push Cosmo off so she could run to bathroom.

"What did I do?" Cosmo asked stupidly. He breathed into his hand and sniffed, "Hmm, I do have a little morning breath, but I don't think it's enough to make her sick." He got out of bed and walked to the bathroom. He found Wanda on her knees and vomiting into the toilet. "I can brush my teeth if you want," he said, loud enough to hear over her retching.

Wanda groaned. "It's not your breath honey…" She yanked a handful of toilet paper from the rolled and used it to wipe her mouth, and then flushed it down with the rest of the toilet's contents. She got shakily to her feet and pulled her toothbrush and the toothpaste out of the cabinet and promptly brushed her teeth.

Cosmo followed her actions, keeping an eye on her as she did so. Wanda had never been sick before, at least while he had known her. Not even a sniffle. Now she had thrown up, and it made him wonder what was wrong with her. He let her finish first and leave the bathroom before he finished. When he was done he went back to their room and found Wanda lying on her side, holding a pillow to her stomach with both hands.

"Maybe we should go to the doctor," Cosmo suggested. "I've never seen you this sick before."

Wanda managed a weak smile. "I've never been sick before, so maybe I'm just a wimp." She closed her eyes and bit back a moan of discomfort. "Then again, maybe after all this time, if something does make me sick, perhaps it should be checked out…"

Cosmo nodded and helped her up and helped her get dressed. He held her for a moment after dressing her, feeling strong surges of love for her. He felt her clinging to him, trembling. He'd never seen her in such a state, and was glad she had agreed to going to the doctors. He gently sat her on their bed so he could get dressed, kissing her softly on her forehead.

"Sorry about this Cosmo," she whispered as she slowly eased onto her back and brought her feet up.

"What are you sorry for?" he asked, holding his shirt.

"Well, I know that were both hoping to spend a nice day together, particularly in here. Now I've ruined it."

Cosmo pulled his shirt on. "What are you talking about baby? It's still morning. The doc can probably give you some medicine and you'll be fine in no time." He grinned at her, trying to lighten the mood.

Wanda smiled back, but the clenched her eyes shut as another wave of nausea came on.

Cosmo sat next to where she lay and gently settled his hand on her stomach, rubbing soothingly to try and make her feel better.

Wanda opened her eyes at his gentle touch. She could see the concern in his eyes, but it was nothing compared to the love she saw. She could practically feel it emanating from him. She smile at him, and he smiled back, and then he leaned over and gave a gentle kiss on the lips, the first he had been able to give her that morning. When he pulled away, she said, "I love you Cosmo," in a quiet whisper.

"And I love you," he replied. He gave her another gentle kiss, lingering a little before he sat up. He rubbed her belly again. "Feeling a little better?"

Wanda was about to answer yes, but was then overcome by the strongest wave of nausea she had felt that morning. She covered her mouth and raced to the bathroom.

"I guess not," Cosmo sighed.

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A little while later, the two of them were sitting in the waiting room at the doctor's office. Wanda had one had to her stomach and the other over her mouth. She felt terrible, but not enough to vomit, though she wondered if she would feel better if she did. She leaned against Cosmo, whom was already holding her shoulders and had his free hand over the hand that covered her stomach.

"Wanda?" The nurse called. "The doctor will see you now."

Cosmo helped her up and guided her down the hall as he followed the nurse. They were led to a small examination room, where the nurse had Wanda change into a gown and then lay down on the examination table. Cosmo pulled up a free chair and sat next to her. He rested his arms on the edge of the table and rested his head on his arms. He hated seeing Wanda in such discomfort, and there was nothing he could do to stop it.

"Hello," the doctor said as he came in. "I'm Dr. Wells, and I'll be examining you today, Wanda." He nodded to Cosmo, noticing that the man didn't seem all that happy to have a male doctor examining his wife. "You aren't going to kill me for touching your wife are you Cosmo? I am going to have touch her in places you aren't going to like."

Cosmo glared at him, "Just don't look like you're enjoying it."

Dr. Wells chuckled. "I take my job very seriously Cosmo. I'm not about to take advantage of your wife, you can trust me." He turned to Wanda, "I'm sorry my dear, but I have to ask you to sit up for me." Cosmo stood and up and helped Wanda to sit up. Dr. Wells examined her mouth and throat, her eyes, and her ears. "Those look good." He made quick notes on Wanda's chart. "You've got god records Wanda, always coming for your annual check-ups and everything. You've been a healthy fairy." Wanda managed a small smile. He checked her heart and breathing rate, and found those to be normal. "Now I need you to lay down again." She did as she was told and he opened the front of her gown enough so he could press on her abdomen.

Cosmo glowered at the man. Wanda's gown was opened enough so that a little of everything was showing, especially farther down.

Dr. Wells noticed him glaring. He chuckled, "You're very protective of your wife. That's good, we need more husbands like you." He continued his examination of her abdomen, asking if she felt any pain where he pushed. She replied that she felt no pain, and he made more notes on her chart. "Okay Cosmo, I'm going to have to examine her breasts now, are your going to kill me when I touch her?"

Cosmo glared at him from where he sat, and got to his feet. He walked to the end of the examine table and put a protective hand on Wanda's shoulder. "Make it quick."

Dr. Wells nodded, smiling a little. He didn't fault Cosmo at all. He had treated other female patients that had bruises and marks from their spouses, and it made him very happy to see a man that was protective of his wife. "You're a good man Cosmo. I've treated one too many fairy ladies that have been abused by their husbands." He smiled at Cosmo, but only received a nod in return. "Nothing is going to make you like me will it?"

"Not until my wife is clothed and you have the results," Cosmo answered.

Dr. Wells nodded and turned back to Wanda. "Let me know if you feel any discomfort." He reached out to touch her breasts. He noticed a slight blush appear on Wanda's cheeks when he first touched her. He gave the right one a squeeze, checking for hardened areas or lumps. He was surprised when she voiced a cry of pain. "Your breasts are sore Wanda?" he asked seriously.

Wanda gulped down a bit of nausea and looked up at Cosmo. There was so much concern in his eyes that she almost cried, but then she answered. "They've been sore for a little over a week."

"Do they usually get sore?"

Wanda shook her head. "No, they haven't been sore since they grew in." She saw a flicker of a smile appear on Cosmo's face, probably in amusement from hearing about her puberty days.

"Hmm, I see." Dr. Wells made another note on her chart. "Well, I'm going to take a blood sample from you now and run a few blood tests. Those will take a few minutes, and when they come back I'll be able to give you a diagnosis."

A nurse came in to help take blood. Cosmo looked away as the needle was inserted into Wanda's arm. He didn't like needles; he literally had to be tied down when he was given a shot. Wanda didn't really care about them, but right now he didn't think she even noticed that she was even having blood taken. When the syringe was full, the needle was removed and the nurse tapped Wanda's arm with her wand to heal the puncture wound. Dr. Wells put the blood in a separate vial, and he and the nurse left together to go run the blood tests.

Cosmo came around the table and sat down next to Wanda. He squinted at the lamp that the doctor had turn on before he examined Wanda. He messed with the light for a little while before he figured out how to turn it off. He shoved it away and turned back to Wanda. "Wanda?"

Wanda opened her eyes and looked at him. "Hmm?"

Cosmo reached inside her gown and rest his hand on her belly. "Still feeling bad?" She nodded. He rubbed her abdomen gently. "Have you really been sore?"

Wanda nodded, "Yes Cosmo, but today's been the worst." She groaned as nausea threatened again. "To tell you the truth Cosmo, I've been a little nauseous the past few days, but it hasn't been nearly as bad as this."

Cosmo stared at her, "Why didn't you tell me before?"

"I don't want you worrying about it when it wasn't that bad," Wanda answered.

Cosmo felt guilty. They had had a rather active few hours the night before, and he hadn't been entirely gentle with his exploratory touches. "But, I caused you pain last night…"

Wanda reached out and touched arm, "There was much more pleasure than pain last night hon, you don't have to feel guilty about it." She smiled at him, trying to make him feel better.

Cosmo sighed and leaned over and kissed her lovingly.

"No lovemaking in my exam room please," came Dr. Well's voice in the doorway. Cosmo sat up and glared at him, and then moved back to the chair he had been sitting in earlier.

Dr. Wells came in. "Well, we do have some good news here. Wanda, you are perfectly healthy."

"How is she perfectly healthy when she feels the way she does?" Cosmo asked.

Dr. Wells smiled, "That's the next part. A congratulations is in order, you're three weeks pregnant Wanda."

Wanda's eye widened in surprise; she glanced at Cosmo, whom looked just as surprised as she did. Now that she thought about it, all of the symptoms made sense, she just hadn't put them all together. But the knowledge of her being pregnant did not ease the nausea she was feeling. She grimaced and swallowed hard to keep it down.

Dr. Wells noticed her discomfort. "I can give you a shot of medicine that can ease your nausea for a while. It's safe to use, and won't harm the baby."

Wanda nodded, "I'd be very grateful."

Dr. Wells nodded, "I'll go and get it then." He turned around and left the room.

Wanda looked back down at Cosmo. He still had the surprised look on his face, and he hadn't move. "Cosmo?"

Cosmo shook his head and got to his feet. He gently slipped his arms around Wanda's shoulders and hugged her as tightly as he dared. "Wanda…" he whispered.

Wanda gulped down her nausea. "Are you okay with this Cosmo?"

Cosmo gently let her go and raised up enough and kissed her with more love that he couldn't even begin to describe. Several emotions were going through him, but he suppressed them as best her could. Now was not the time to let them out, he would wait until they got home. He kissed her again before sitting up. He gently stroked her cheek, trying to keep his face as blank as possible. He could see concern in Wanda's expression, but he didn't want to show anything more until they got home.

Dr. Wells returned with the shot. He gave it to her and told them that as soon as Wanda felt better, get her dressed and back to the nurse so they could make their next appointment. He wanted to keep an eye on her to make sure there were no further complications. They did as he said, and then they went home.

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Author's Note: Haha, I went nuts with this chapter, a whole seven pages when it's all formatted. The next chapter's even longer, like a page and a half longer, and that's without formatting. A rather cute little chapter (cough, I know it's not little) Cosmo was so cute and sensitive. (Huggles him) And he still had a few idiot moments too, not to many though, must remedy that in the chapters to come. Reviews would be much appreciated. People don't leave me helpful criticism or pride boosting comments anymore. (sniffles) Review! (Bounces away stupidly)