I don't own twilight cause if I did it would involve more cats.

Esme POV

A car pulled up in the driveway and I smiled knowing that my husband was home at last. He had been later than usual.
Soon I felt arms curl themselves around my waist. I spun around and kissed him. He kissed me back but then pulled away, unable to keep a smirk of his face.
"What?" I giggled.
"Nothing," he replied, amusement in his voice. I turned away and continued my battle to get the house clean. "Esme? How do you feel about cats?" He asked, still smiling at me.
"Um… they're okay I guess… Why?" I answered carefully, not sure where he was going with this.
"No reason." He began walking toward the staircase.
"LET ME SEE HIM!" Alice squealed, rushing downstairs.
"Carlisle, what have you done?" Edward looked half amused, half horrified. Bella looked up at him confused. My husband pulled something out of his pocket and handed it to Alice.
"He's so cute! What are we going to call him?" She gushed, excited. I came over for a closer look.
"Um… I don't know. We don't even know if it's a boy or a girl yet." Carlisle replied.
"Give it a name that can go both ways then."
"Why don't we just take it to the vet on Monday?"
"Cause then he's gonna be nameless for THREE WHOLE DAYS!"
"So? It won't know that. Anyway, stop calling it 'him', it could be a girl for all you know."
"Name it now."
"Alice." He whined.
"Now. Or um… I'll get Zafrina to mess with you again." He considered her threat for a moment.
"Awww, kitty." Emmett took the thing from Alice and I slowly made out a tiny grey striped body.
"Kitty." Carlisle said.
"What?" Several of us asked at the same time.
"Kitty. It's name is Kitty."
"YOU CAN'T CALL IT KITTY!" Alice shrieked at him.
"You told me to name it, so there we go." He walked upstairs, leaving us to fight for a pat. Edward refused to go near it.

When it was finally my turn to hold the small creature, I saw that it was a grey tabby-looking cat, with white feet and a white face and chest. It was also one of the cutest kittens I had ever seen. Whenever anyone picked it up, it purred loudly, until vibrations shook its tiny body. We all took turns trying to get it to eat, all except Edward that was, who was obviously not happy about us getting a cat. As hard as Alice tried to get it to eat, the only person it would actually swallow anything for was my husband.

Later that night, when we were all siting around then TV, Emmett was hold Kitty, on its back as you would a small child, stroking its belly. Suddenly he cried out "It's a girl! It doesn't have any balls!". The room erupted into cheers. Next came the laughter when we realised that Carlisle, head of the ER in Forks, had failed to notice something like that. He ignored us and turned up the TV, but I could see he was trying not to laugh with us.

As we all went to bed, I noticed even Edward patted Kitty goodnight before going up the stairs. I could heard Bella teasing him. I went up a few minutes after everyone else, only to find that my bed had been taken over by furry invader, who seemed content on claiming my husband to.

The only reason I let it slide was because it made a cute sight.