Hiya people! This is just a short fluffy oneshot. At least I think so.
I just have to write this oneshot because I saw this photo: http: / LibraryNinja .deviantart. com/ art/ Raising-Robin-10- 56796855thanks to F! An anonymous user who called him/herself F! Please erase the spaces!
Disclaimer: Don't own it
Warnings: Mean Batman and Superman. If they're in their Superhero costume I'll call their superhero names, if not I'll call them in their real name, got it? And I'm making Robin have his own iphone!
It's unbetaed! (Is that how you spell it?)
Summary: Why is Robin so skinny and small? This is why...
"Robin", said Beastboy
Robin, a teenage superhero, turned his head to see Beastboy and Cyborg grinning
'I got a bad feeling about this', thought Robin
"What?", asked Robin
"You know, I always wonder why you're so...", said Beastboy, but stopped and looked at Cyborg
Cyborg frowned but continued what Beastboy said
"Skinny", said Cyborg
Robin snorted and looked at Beastboy
"You're calling me skinny?", Beastboy nodded his head vigorously "Have you look in the mirror, BB?"
Beastboy frowned and shake his head
"Well, I'm sorry that I just can't get fat!", defended Beastboy "I mean you don't eat as much as I do..."
"I don't think anybody can eat as much as you do BB", interrupted Raven from the couch
Beastboy glared venomously at Raven for 10 seconds whole. Robin tried to run away but Beastboy caught what he was doing and pounce on him
"C'mon! It's just a simple question!", asked Robin
Robin groaned and push him back "Because I got fat okay!"
The others looked at him questioningly
"When I was 12, I got really fat and it became trauma for me", said Robin, blushing furioshly
"Pfft...", Beastboy cover his mouth quickly but Robin heard it alright
"That's why I don't want to tell you guys...", whispered Robin, more to himself than to his teammates
With a 'siwsh' Robin left the living room
"You just got to do that, did you?", asked Raven
"But... But! Robin fat!",defended Beastboy
"Can you see him getting fat?" A little white cloud formed over Beastboy and Cyborg's head and a little chibi Robin laying down with food and snacks all around him and his stomach was round. Very round. Cyborg and Beastboy ended up laughing. Raven just sighed and shakes her head; went back to her meditation muttering about little annoying boys. Starfire left the living room to find Robin in his room; laying down on his bed.
"Starfire?", mumbled Robin
"Robin, I...", then she heard Robin's soft snores and smiled to herself. She covered him with blankets and kiss his ceeks.
"I like you the way you are", she whispered and left the room.
Meanwhile at Gotham...
"Achoo!", sneezes both Superman and Batman
"Are you alright, Master Bruce? Master Clark?", asked Alfred, and old butler
"Yes, we are alright", answered Superman Alfred raised an airbrow but said nothing
"Are we done yet?", whined Superman
"To get you stop whining?", Batman raised an eyebrow "Yes, we're done"
Superman smiled and left the batcave only to come back with civilian clothes
"Why are you changing your clothes here?", asked Batman
"Because!", said Superman "You promised me we'll go out to eat dinner together"
"No I did not", said Batman
"Alfred?", sing-sang Superman
"Actually Master Bruce, Master Clark is right", answered Alfred "You did said yes"
Batman glared at both of them and said nothing. Superman grinned and left the room to change. Knowing that Alfred still going to need time to convince Batman, he went to the living room. Each picture means so much to Bruce. Not Batman, but Bruce. Especially this picture. Clark took the picture in his hands and trace his finger over a boy. A very important boy to both of them.
"The little birdie has left the nest", said a voice behind me
"Have you been in contact with him?", asked Clark
"No, he never called", said Bruce in a civillian clothes
"Maybe he's waiting for you to do the first step", said Clark
Bruce said nothing on this and that was it. No more words talking about this boy.
"And then he said 'You're too fat!' and I couldn't help it but to laughed out loud", chuckle Clark
Bruce raised an eyebrow and asked "Why is it so funny?"
"Because he wasn't fat at all! And it reminds me of our evil times when we did that to him", said Clark, trying to give Bruce the hint
Bruce looked at him blankly before bursting into laughter
"Oh, I completely forgot about that", he said, wiping a tear in his eyes
"Yes, it was 4 years ago..."
Flashback! Dudududu!...
"Dick, what are you eating?", asked Bruce to the little boy
"Cookies, do you want some Bruce?", answered Dick with a cookies offered to Bruce
Bruce shook his head and mentioned Dick to follow him.
"Dick , this is called a scale-"
"I know what a scale is Bruce", interrupted Dick
"Dick, you know how I feel about being interrupted", glared Bruce
"Sorry...", muttered Dick
Bruce saw Clark with the coffee he asked, Alfred is sick and he's not going to let his friend work. He mentioned Clark to come here and whispered something in his ear. Clark looked at Dick and said "Are you sure?"
Batman nodded and said "I'm sure"
'Dick looked up to both of us, so this won't be that hard', thought Bruce
"What?", asked Dick
"I want to know what's your weight is", said Bruce "You've been eating too much"
"Bruce! I'm a growing boy", defended Dick
"And you're also a superhero", said Bruce back
Dick pouted but got on the scale. Clark moved behind him and put his toe lightly on the scale. The scale showed that Dick was around 200 pounds.
"H-h-ho-HOW?", yelled Dick
"This is why you're not supposed to eat that much Dick", said Bruce and put his mouth near Dick's ear "You get fat"
Dick screamed and ran for the whole 2 hours. Since than, he always sees how much calories the food have before eating it
Bruce and Clark said their goodbye after the dinner.
"See you at the HQ", grinned Clark
"Sure...", drawled Bruce but he too grinned
"Bruce...", said Clark sudenly
"What Clark?", asked Bruce
"You should be careful", said Clark "You could lost him before you know it"
Bruce stared at Clark's back until it disappeared in the sky and cursed
Robin was trying to ignore BB and Cyborg's joke about him. He rested his head on the sofa and closed his eyes. Until his iPhone suddenly rung. He got up and looked at the screen. His eyes widened and he tightened his hold on the iPhone
The others looked at his questioningly and he answered the caller
"Hello?", he whispered
'Please, just let it be someone else', thought Robin 'It can't be him'
"Hello Dick", said the other person
"B-b-bruce?", whispered Robin
Yeah! I finished it! I don't have school today and I thought 'What a good way to waste time? Yes! What about finishing the one-shot you're working one?' AND NOW IT'S FINISHED! PLEASE REVIEW! IT MAKES ME HAPPY~